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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Ham Radio Show Rundown: 12/23/10

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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Ham Radio Show Rundown: 12-2-10

9:00

They talked about a bit Zach Sang was doing involving Craig dressing as Santa. Hammy say's he would squish Craig if he sat on his lap.

Danny talks about his hunting trip he took on the last episode. He say's it sucked.

Danny talks about taking a very gay pic of Zach with a fake fire place on a giant computer monitor in the back.



Eddie talks about having minor back surgery after Thanksgiving because he had a cyst.

BREAK

9:19

They play "Movies That Don't Suck"

They talk about the Iron Sheik and how he appeared on the show back when they were on AM radio. They tell some stories.

They talk about Sarah Palin and her TV show. They talk about Bristol Palin's Dancing With The Stars run.

Hammy say's he only watched Dancing With The Stars because he thinks Bristol Palin is hot and votes for whoever Anna Trebunskaya is paired with.



BREAK

9:51

They go over the NFL pick challenge results and pick their teams for week 13.

SONG BREAK

Green Day - "Do You Know Your Enemy"



They say Green Day's Billy Joe Armstrong is returning to stage to be the lead in the American Idiot musical.

Hammy say's he got tickets to the Spider Man musical as a Christmas gift from his mother.

BREAK

10:20

They talk about the song they played before they came back from break. Hammy say's he's never seen "History Of The World" before. They make fun of him because he's a racist and would love that movie and The Producers.

They talk about Britney Spears and how allegedly she is getting beat by her abusive boyfriend.

They make fun of Danny because his computer isn't playing the audio correctly.

After some fuck ups, they get the audio of Britney Spears' alleged phone calls saying her boyfriend beats her.

They play some audio of Britney Spears giving interviews and guess if the voice is similar.

SONG BREAK

Killswitch Engage - "Take Me Away"



They ask Hammy why he hasn't seen any Mel Brooks movies. The lovely Miss Stacey walks in and they make fun of her for not knowing anything about any movies they like.

They make fun of Hammy some more for not knowing anything about Mel Brooks movies. His homework is to watch "History Of The World" and he will be tested next week.

BREAK

10:51

Evan Marz is in studio and they discuss his book "Dirty Sanchez Nation" and discuss several positions. Evan say's this book is educational for the young folk who never heard of these positions.

They talk about his bio on his website. Evan say's the book is also available at Spencer's Gifts.

They name some more wonderful positions in his book.

BREAK

11:14

Evan say's he used to be an MMA fighter and only had one fight, which he won.

They continue to talk about the book and Evan talks about how the graphics were made in the book.

Hammy tells a story about a girl taking a big shit on his cock as he was fucking her ass and that being the reason he doesn't do anal anymore.

SONG BREAK

No Doubt - "It's My Life"



W.T.F. NEWS

First story is about 2 women who hid over $2,000 worth of shit in their belly fat rolls.

Second story is about a British "Bad Sex In A Story" award.

Third story is about a 107 year old woman who's diet is steak, beer and smoothies.

11:45

They plug Evans book again.

They rip on Danny for his laptop making an annoying buzz noise during the show.

Eddie talks about watching all of the Beverly Hills Cop movies as when he was sick.

Evan say's he can't watch movies because he has a short attention span.

Evan say's he wants to make a sex tape with Bristol Palin and have her read his book as he's fucking her ass and calling her mom a cunt. Danny say's have her retarded baby next to her and it will sell millions.

Hammy say's all he has to do to get in the news is write an anonymous email to some special interest group, saying your outraged and want it banned, then the news networks will talk about it for weeks.

They talk about trying to get Evan's book out to the masses and him being a media whore.

Evan plugs his next stand up acts and plugs his website, www.dirtysancheznation.com and the show ends.

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Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Ham Radio Show Rundown: 11-4-10

9:00

Eddie say's pornstar Madelyn Marie will be interviewed tonight.



Hammy say's he had a great day Tuesday because his fellow Republicans won big.

Eddie talks about a big fire that happened in Edison, NJ at a club he was going to see a show at.

Eddie teases a big Randy Quaid story.

They get to the NFL picks. Hammy came in first place this week, while Eddie lost for the second week in a row.

They call Craig, who is in Florida, after a few bad attempts to reach him. They fuck with his drunk ass for a while and tell him to get more drunk.

BREAK

9:20

They notice a new cleaning lady in the offices who is much hotter than the previous one. Eddie wants her to come in to show her tits to everyone.

Zach Sang arrives in studio.

They talk about an incident with the Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato where Demi is now going to rehab after punching a backup dancer. Zach also mentions Demi is known for being depressed and cut herself.

Drunk Craig calls the show and talks about a bunch of nonsense.

Madelyn Marie arrives in studio and everyone agrees that she is the hottest porn star they had in studio.

Hammy asks her how does she feel that men like Billy jack off to her videos. She say's she is used to men like that. She tells a story about a hot waiter asking for her number.

They talk about the Disney kids going off the deep end and Nick kids are perfectly normal.

BREAK

9:38

They play "Movies That Don't Suck".

They talk about the Erotic Expo and plug ultramagnum.com's 3d porn stimulator. They also plug Madelyn's site, bluebirdfilms.com

Madelyn shows her wonderful 34F boobs to the studio.

They mention a studio member, Chuck, looks like Mark David Chapman.

They talk about a city in California banning Happy Meals and how the government is slowly taking our personal choices away.

Hammy say's San Fransisco banned Happy Meals because the toys were tiny dildo's and ball gags.

BREAK

9:54

Madelyn talks about her family and that her Mother drinks a lot.

They talk about various porn movies she does and her marriage to her husband, who is also a porn star.

They ask her if she's up for playing 7 minutes in heaven with everyone in the studio. She say's it's a great idea.

Drunk Craig calls again and starts talking about Demi Lavato. Everyone trashes him for not paying attention to his girlfriend.

Eddie tells the Alexis Ford story and getting fired to Madelyn.

Madelyn tells a story about going to a club with fellow porn stars and having a lesbian action.

BREAK

10:20

Eddie plugs Steve Austin's new movie and Madelyn say's she had a crush on Austin when she was a kid. Hammy asks her if she had a crush on The Rock. She say's she works out with The Rock, so that fantasy was killed because they are friends.

They play 7 minutes in heaven. The lucky person to get picked is Billy. They go to the bathroom, but Madelyn say's the bathroom is gross.

They come back to the studio and everyone makes fun of Billy for being gay.

BREAK

10:39

They continue to haze Billy for being gay.

Instead of Billy, the lovely Allison (studio audience member) makes out with Madelyn instead. Everyone applauds.

Eddie then motoboats Madelyn's tits.

BREAK

10:54

They play a new trailer for her new movie, which is a parody of "The Dark Knight", and it is online at batfxxx.com

Madelyn say's it has been a dream to play Catwoman and fuck Batman, and she is thrilled she got the chance to do it.

They talk about other porn stars that are in the movie.

They plug the porn convention in NJ this weekend.

Madelyn talks about getting hate mail from comic fans angry at the parody.

Hammy talks about Who's Nalin Palin and how it's more entertaining than sexy.

They make fun of Billy for being gay again.

Madelyn talks about getting caught masterbating while getting pulled over.

Madelyn say's she always takes advantage of men and she is the instigator.

They get to the NFL picks and since Danny is out of the studio, Madelyn picks Danny's teams as punishment.

BREAK

11:20

W.T.F. News

First story is about a beastiality story involving a horse in Alabama and some creep.

Hammy mentions a beastiality story involving a Australian rugby player.

Second story is about a guy in a breathalizer costume sexually assaulting people.

Third story is about a kid getting in trouble for having a sexy woman on his backpack, causing a community outrage at the school.

They debate about sensitivity people have towards nudity.

Hammy mentions a story about 92.3 Krock a few years ago with bare backs, that the mayor of Denville, NJ complained and made the station take down the ad.

They talk about how madelyn looks like an every day normal looking woman instead of the typical porn star look.

They talk about Prop 19, which was voted tremendously negative, which would have given California residents the right to grow small portions of legal weed.

BREAK

11:39

They talk about Randy Quaid and his wife saying they are "mentally unstable" and that there are assassins after them.

They play some audio of Randy Quaid and his wife saying they broke into someones house to stay there and hide.

Hammy say's Jesse Ventura will do an episode of his show about this saying HAARP hired the hitmen and Bush paid them.

Playing more audio, the Quaids say they think hitmen will kill Lindsay Lohan, Bitney Spears and Mel Gibson. They even say Mel Gibson was drugged when he made those wonderful phone calls.

BREAK

11:55

They finish the show talking about psychotic Randy Quaid.

SHOW ENDS AT 12:00

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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Ham Radio Show Rundown: 10-13-10

9:00

Eddie welcomes NY radio icon John Bell in studio.

They give a quick rundown of the show.

Danny runs down the NFL picks and Billy and Hammy are tied for last.

They talk about John and his radio career.

BREAK

9:16

Danny say's the Goom site finally put the promo for John Bell in studio on the website.

HOT BUTTON TOPICS

First topic is about Anderson Cooper complaining about the word "gay" in a new movie trailer.

They discuss several racist words, their meenings and why people are offended to them.

BREAK

9:38

They play "Movies That Don't Suck"

HOT BUTTON TOPICS

They continue the discussion of the word "gay" and Anderson Cooper.

The second Hot Button Topic is NJ Governor hopeful Carl Paladino, a Tea Party member, who screwed up a script about gay people and how they are fucking up our children's future.

They discuss how he goes to the gay pride parade and owns buildings that have gay clubs in them.

They talk about a news article that revealed racy emails between Paladino and staff members where Paladino sends porn (including lesbians) to his contacts.

They play a "new" Paladino ad.

Hammy say's he loves Paladino and would vote for him. They make fun of him for being a racist Nazi.

BREAK

9:55

Dr. Deb Laino, author of "11 Reasons Why Women Cheat", is on the phone.

She plugs her new book, as well as a new book, "Breast Envy", that is coming out in January.

They talk about masterbation and how some people say it's healthy for you.

Dr. Deb say's it helps the prostate and your skin.

John Bell say's people start touching themselves when they are young, so it's completely natural.

Deb say's she got kicked out of a speech seminar because she said masterbation at a young age is ok and normal.

Email question comes in, "Is it ok to fart during sex". Deb say's it's normal, but you should eat healthier foods before sex. It's normal, but embarassing.

Another email question comes from Pittsburgh, asking "Why can't I cum?". Deb say's it's most likely an anxiety issue or he's taking a medication that's causing him to prolong ejaculation.

Another email question, "How can I have my wife initiate sex?". Deb say's to be more dominant and treat her like a woman more.

John Bell say's this guy is lucky and he knows some guy's who's wifes don't want sex at all.

Eddie asks how can guy's get more blowjobs. Deb say's listen to the women and she will suck your dick.

Deb tells everyone how she gives a good blowjob.

Hammy say's if his girlfriend did what Deb said to him tonight, he would marry her first thing in the morning.

Deb say's candy necklaces and you and your partner can play with them as well.

They wrap up and say bye.

BREAK

10:20

W.T.F. News

Instead of Danny doing the news, John Bell does us the honor of doing the news himself.

Danny try's to read a news story. John is not impressed.

They thank John Bell for doing the news.



Zach Sang enters the studio and say's if Betty White can get on SNL, John Bell can get on Goom by creating a Facebook Group.

BREAK

10:40

Hammy say's he just created a Facebook group for getting John Bell to Goom.

They get to the first punishment for the bad NFL picks. Billy is first, and his punishment, "The Double Sided Dildo Drop", which is being handcuffed and taking a dildo in his mouth to the other side of the office and back.

They give Hammy the option of having an electric shock treatment to his head or getting tazed by John Bell. Hammy say's since he's been tazed before, he will do the electric shock treatment.

BREAK

10:53

They debut "Billy's Basement", a new show he wants to propose to Goom.

Billy talks about the history of some punk/rock bands and the history of their recording sessions with legendary producers.

They play a song picked by Billy in honor of his new show.

Billy talks about more Punk/rock bands and they play another song.

Billy finishes up his time in the spotlight with his mini music show. Eddie say's Hammy is getting shocked next.

BREAK

11:15

John Bell has the honor of punishing Hammy, taunting him in the process saying "You'll never make it in radio".

Hammy yells the safe phrase "I'm Hammy and I love cock in my ass", after a few minutes of torture.



They go through the NFL picks.

BREAK

11:40

Eddie talks about Marisa Miller, who is the new NFL employee that will get to do player interviews.



They talk with John Bell about the future of radio. John loves Goom and how internet is the future.

Eddie and John Bell discuss what happened after the interview he had with him involving Clearchannel. John say's he got a lot of emails saying he was bashing the company.

John say's he holds no grudges against his former employers even though his salary was just a number, not his contributions.

BREAK

11:55

They thank John Bell for coming in. John say's this show is what radio should be, having fun and entertaining the audience.

SHOW ENDS AT 11:58

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Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Ham Radio Show Rundown: 10-07-10

9:00

Eddie say's we are back LIVE.

We start the show on the down note, Koof is NOT here and won't be for the foreseeable future.

Danny say's his Iphone is not working anymore because he is broke.

Hammy say's his Iphone rules and it is the greatest piece of technology he's ever owned. They talk about the Ipad.

Eddie say's congrats to Hammy for having a girlfriend for 2 and a half years.

They talk about the hot chicks outside the studio who are going to be in bikinis later.

Hammy say's the Yankees are winning 5-2 in the bottom of the 9th.

They talk about the NFL picks and how Koof lost big time because Eddie's mom picked awful picks for Koof.

Eddie teases the huge announcement of a big time guest coming in studio next week.

Eddie teases another big time story that is "Earth Shattering", that Craig sent to him.

BREAK

9:16

They point out Koof has missed the previous 2 weeks he has lost the football picks.

HOT BUTTON TOPICS

First topic is about a gay kid killing himself because his hook up with a guy was streamed over the internet.

Eddie say's he's on the fence about cyber bullying because he's both on the receiving and giving end of the bullying.

They discuss bullying in school. Eddie and Hammy say they've been bullied since they were kids and most insults don't hurt.

Eddie say's being bullied is beneficial because it builds character.

Eddie tells a story about being bullied in school and stepping up for himself.

Eddie say's he attempted suicide once because of bullying.

They talk about bullying some more.

BREAK

9:34

HOT BUTTON TOPICS

Second topic is Brett Favre allegedly sending naughty messages to Jenn Sterger, a ridiculously hot Jets fan who now works behind the scenes for the team.


We'd love to send naughty messages to her too...

They play some messages that supposedly Brett Favre left for her.

They take a look at some pics that are allegedly Brett Favre's cock. They determine if they think it's real or not.

BREAK

9:53

They play "Movies That Don't Suck"

Eddie plugs The Stress Factory, which is the sponsor of this weeks "Movies That Don't Suck".

They bring the lovely Vanessa Ramirez in studio, who is the model of the month of October.

They gawk at her outfit.

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They ask her about what type of guy she likes. She say's she loves a strong guy with a sense of humor and a nice ass.

(That about rules out everyone in studio, but we still hope for the best)

The band Giants At Large outside the studio shows Vanessa their asses through the windows and she comments on their asses.

They play "Anal Or No Anal". She say's she doesn't like anal sex, but say's she has done it once before.

They talk about abusive relationships and the girls discuss dating bad boy's.

They take some photos of her.

Hammy say's she and every woman in studio smells fantastic. Eddie and Billy agree.

They tease a special game they play with all women that are on the show.

Eddie and the guy's plug their web site.

BREAK

10:19

They continue gawking over the lovely Vanessa Ramirez.

They ask her what a great date for her is. She say's a fancy restaurant and NO sex afterward on the first date.

Vanessa say's she's honest and speaks her mind whenever she has an opinion.

They try to get her to say sexy shit in Spanish. She can't do it without laughing.

They play "Master-Bate Theatre" and explain to Vanessa that she has to give a good fake orgasm. Her friend from Dee Gee Entertainment does it instead because Vanessa doesn't want to. They decide that all 4 women in studio will do a fake orgasm. They can't stop laughing during it.

BREAK

10:40

W.T.F. News

First story is about a 45 year old Memphis man that shot a couple of teens in the ass over an argument.

Second story is about the Naked Cowboy (seriously) running for President.

Hammy say's as much as he hates Obama, he would never vote for Naked Cowboy.

Third story is about a woman who hit someone with a bag of dog shit. The woman threw the bag of shit out her car at a biker.

They complain about the sound effects not working on the board.

Fourth story is about the Westboro Baptist Church being involved in a law suit because of a dead soldier. They try to read and comment on the story, but Vanessa Ramirez and her crew are leaving the studios, and we couldn't stop starring at her...


Perfect excuse for fucking up reading a news story.

Eddie finishes this segment ranting about Shirley Phelps Roper and the Westboro Baptist Church.

BREAK

10:53

Giants At Large is in studio. They introduce themselves and talk about their music. They just released an album.

They tell a story about their van breaking down on the road and their previous members quitting the band because of that.

They play a song.

They debate who is hotter on Jersey Shore between Snooki and Angelina. It's even between the two. Eddie say's Snooki would give a great blowjob.

they play another song, "Baloon Ribbon".

They plug their Myspace.

BREAK

11:20

They get to the NFL picks contest.

They go through all the games and pick their winners for each game.

BREAK

11:40

Brian from Giants at Large gets multiple taser shots. Everyone loves it.

Eddie talks about a new rock station he is proposing to Goom about classic metal. They play some "Electric Eye" by Judas Priest.

They talk about more music that could be possibly on this new channel.

Eddie announces that John Bell will be the guest host next week. They play out this segment with Judas Priest.

BREAK

11:54

Eddie plugs whats coming up next week. Giants at Large plays the show out.

SHOW ENDS AT 11:58

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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Ham Radio Show Rundown: September 22nd, 2010

9:00

They announce Billy AND Koof are not in studio. It is just Eddie, Danny and Craig.

They talk about the Jets and how they beat the Patriots at the new Meadowlands Stadium.

They discuss the NFL picks game they are playing where the loser gets a humiliating punishment. Koof and Billy aren't there and they both came in last. They speculate.

Eddie say's he wants an intern to smell his pee.

BREAK

9:13

They talk about multiple punishments they can give the interns. Eddie say's he wants the interns to smell his pee.

Eddie talks about his pee some more and complications he has with his pee. They discuss coffee and having interns getting coffee.

Billy is on the phone. They continue to discuss Eddie's pee problem.

Craig Google's Eddie's problem. He say's Eddie should see a doctor immediately.

BREAK

9:33

They discuss having a new smoking ban in New York where it's banned almost everywhere except your house. The new ban is now in the Times Square sitting area. They discuss how safe the governments trying to be, yet ruining jobs for people in tobacco comapny's.

Billy brings up how the raised taxes and bans are not making anyone quit. Smokers will smoke.

Moving on, they discuss Paris Hilton, who was arrested for cocaine posession and how she is only getting a 2,000$ fine.

They discuss Lindsay Lohan failing a drug test. They discuss how she gets special treatment.

They talk about Lindsay Lohan's father yelling at her lawyer.

BREAK

9:48


Former WWE Diva Aloisia on the phone

She describes her figure to the audience. Eddie say's she was fired for (supposedly) doing some naughty things before she became a diva.

Aloisia say's she took some racy photos when she was younger as a fitness model and her photos were a mistake she made when she was younger.

The guy's all gawk at her figure.

They talk about Linda McMahon, who is running for Connecticut senator and if her past and her politics have anything to do with her firing. Aloisia say's WWE is a business and they are allowed to fire and hire whoever they want.

Aloisia say's before WWE, she had a reality show in talk.

They talk about her figure again and her relationship life.

Aloisia describes her perfect man, which fits the descriptions of NONE of the guy's in studio. Eddie asks if she prefers a big cock. She say's it's not important, but it has to be there.

They talk about her past again and how her career will continue because of that or not.

Aloisia shoots down some rumors the nerds in the IWC are spreading about her.

Eddie hits on her and say's she is the perfect woman.

They wrap up and say bye.

Craig say's Eddie has no shot with her.

They agree that they should set Aloisia up with Rudy, who is a tall black guy that works at Goom.

BREAK

10:13

W.T.F. News

- First story is about actor Randy Quaid and his wife being in trouble with the law for bailing some bills. They discuss some of his movies.

- Second story is about a woman caught having sex with some dude in a bathroom. She had a few beverages to drink. They bash her for not fucking her husband and some random guy instead. A security guard ruined the fun by calling the cops.

- Third story is about a parrot being arrested for helping drug dealers escape a rade. The parrot, named "Lorenzo" screamed "Run! Run!". Eddie say's the entire Police force is stupid because they actually arrested a parrot.

They discuss the Octomom having trouble with her mortgage payments.

BREAK

10:33

Eddie mentions getting emails from Aloisia's PR people about how the interview was "rude" and not appropiate.

They discuss the football picks bit again. Eddie runs down the scores and they all take their picks for next week.

BREAK

10:49

They have Dan Bruder from "Who The Hell Is Dan Bruder" on the phone. They discuss how the episode with Eddie on it had a very good ratings number.

Dan discusses the show and talks about what the shows subjects are.

They discuss story's of Dan and his band, how they got started and the members of the band.

Dan mentions he will be on Letterman tomorrow.

They tell some more stories before saying bye.

BREAK

11:14

Eddie gives a special shout out to Nick G. Today is his birthday and he is a good fan.

Eddie is FURIOUS at Aloisia's PR people that they bitched about the interview. Craig say's the PR people are at fault for putting their client on their show in the first place when they should have checked the show out beforehand. Eddie mentions Aloisia has no beef with Ham Radio, but she has to please the WWE audience.

They mention the WWE and how they shut up anyone who talks about anything sexual with their wrestlers.

Danny say's that interview wouldn't fly on "The Golden Child's" channel.

Danny blames Linda McMahon for destroying WWE and making it go PG.

They discuss wrestling and how it was amazing back in the day. Eddie mentions "The Rundown", an old wrestling show on Goom that is no longer there because the business sucks.

Eddie talks about several WWE divas doing Playboy before and during their careers.

Eddie say's if Linda wins and is a Senator in CT, the McMahon empire will own the entire east coast.

BREAK

11:33

They bring up the NFL punishment bit again and finish their picks with the remaining games of the week.

They discuss the Denver Broncos wide receiver Kenny McKinley dying over the weekend.

They talk about all of their cars breaking down and not being able to go anywhere besides public transport.

They discussed the show Hard Knocks and how Derrell Revis held out for all of that money and is now injured.

BREAK

11:48

Eddie plugs all of Goom's radios on the website.

They talk about a religious sacrifice involving chickens that is pissing off PETA and other activists.

They talk about religious traditions that are very violent towards animals and other humans.

They finish the show talking about the proper way to slaughter animals where the animals don't feel pain.

SHOW ENDS AT 11:58

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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Ham Radio Show Rundown - September 2nd, 2010

9:00

WERE BACK! We are very happy to be back on the radio. And to the haters...



Our first topic back is the ground zero Mosque controversy. Koof say's he's on the fence about this issue, while Billy say's they built 3 stadiums instead of something at ground zero. Eddie say's he doesn't know what the big deal is.

Eddie say's it boils down to racism. They discuss the Mosque some more.

Eddie say's the real crime is New York City not giving more respect and care to the fire fighters and cops who ran into the buildings as they were burning.

Eddie brings up Obama and the people who think he's Muslim.

Billy say's they should tax the churches and religious landmarks.

They mention a scene in the Bill Maher documentary "Religilous" where Bill points out the Vatican and say's "Would Jesus live here?"



BREAK

9:16

They want to introduce a rule where if anyone's phone goes off during the show and you didn't put it on silent, you get a taser show.

They talk about Glenn Beck and his insane rally in Washington DC and the racism he is spewing to the public on the anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.'s famous speech.

They read some some of Beck's words.

Eddie mentions an episode of The Boondocks where they bring MLK back from the dead and he walked in on a typical party in the ghetto.


Charming...

They read more Glenn Beck quotes. They mention how all other news networks don't take him seriously.

Eddie talks about DC Comics creating a Batman Inc. with multiple Batman's protecting cities all over the world.

BREAK

9:33

They mention comedian Robert Schimmel was involved in a very serious car accident. They send their thoughts and prayers to Schimmel and his family.

They replay their interview with Roberty Schimmel.

BREAK

10:03

They have Bryan from FOE Radio and Joe from Rock U Radio in studio. They discuss the new things happening at Goom.

Eddie say's they need some new "freaks" of the show and he wants to fuck with the new interns. They make fun of Niko and his huge glasses.

They get to know Niko.

Eddie wants to audition all of the Goom interns and find the "good ones" in the bunch.

Eddie talks about the new boss at Goom.

Intern Niko tells a story about getting pooped on when he fucked his chick.

BREAK

10:24

They keep thinking of names for Intern Niko.

Eddie say's the stars of Machete were supposed to be in studio, but backed out because of complications of scheduling.

Eddie talks about Inception, and how good of a good movie it was. He say's in all of DiCaprio's movies, Dicaprio is not as good as his supporting cast.

They discuss other movies that are out.

koof says him and his chick are very happy and they saw a lot of chick movies because his girlfriend "Freckles" made him go. Koof say's she loves sex more then he does. Everyone bashes him.

They spoil more summer movies.

BREAK

10:41

Koof talks about the new show Boardwalk Empire, which Martin Scorsese is producting.

Koof say's he doesn't have any HBO or movie channels, just basic cable. Everyone rips on him for being cheap.

Eddie complains that the big TV networks are bringing back old 70's tv shows, just renaming them and rehashing old episodes.

They point out that every "disaster" movie or TV show has a black president.

They talk about the new show "No Ordinary Family" being an exact duplicate of the Disney movie, The Incredibles.

They continue the similarities between the new shows and the older shows that they rehashed material from.

Billy say's the only thing he's looking forward to watch this fall is the NFL.

Eddie say's he's only looking forward to Family Guy.

They mention they will be talking to A Welcome Burden when they return from break.

BREAK

11:07

They talk about Slash getting a divorce. Eddie complains his wife will get GnR money she doesn't deserve.

They talk about getting married. Eddie say's married couples fight about stupid nonsense.

Koof say's he and his girlfriend are very happy. Eddie say's that's because their relationship just started and they will start fighting eventually.

(Editor's note: Koof, trust me buddy. Haven't gotten a blowjob in almost 7 months and we fight almost all the time. 2 YEARS.)

They continue talking about marriage.

They talk about Koof's relationship some more.

They talk about thinking of other women while having sex.

Eddie talks about peeing in a girls mouth because she just licked the head of his cock, which is very sensitive on a guy, making him pee.

Koof mentions his chick is in class, so they can't call her. Everyone rips on him cause his chick might cheat on him.

BREAK

11:32

They talk about a Staten Island sex ed teacher who allowed her students to use vulger words and language in class.

They discuss freedom of speech in school and sex ed.

Eddie mentions a Louis CK bit where he compares "The N Word" and the word Nigger.



Koof all of the sudden gets a text from his chick and he bounces from the studio. Eddie and Billy rip on him for being whipped. Eddie is mad Koof just leaves the show instead of texting Freckles saying he will call her in a minute.

BREAK

11:48

Koof will NOT be on the show the rest of the night because Freckles has to talk to him. Eddie say's Koof is so whipped it's scary.

Eddie gives a show rundown of what happened and what was SUPPOSED to happen tonight.

Eddie talks about the meeting him and Goom management have to do after the show about getting a big named celebrity in studio.

They thank the fans for listening and supporting the show and say bye.

SHOW ENDS AT 11:58

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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Ham Radio Show Rundown: June 30th, 2010

9:13

Due to technical issues, the guy's didn't start til 15 minutes late.


Gotta love Goom...

They make fun of Bill for playing Farmville.

They rundown the show for tonight.

They mention Koof won't be in studio next week because he will be on a near one month long road trip with a friend.

Koof talks about his mechanic lying to him about his car being broken and his mom panicing for his safety. Koof say's he paid a lot more money then he should have for a simple fix that really wasn't going to cause a major problem.

They switch topics to Lebron James, who is looking for apartments in the East Village. Eddie say's the Nets and Knicks suck and Lebron won't help them in any sort.

Koof say's if the Knicks sign Lebron and another big name, they will win at least 45 games next year.

They talk about Larry King, who is retiring after 20 years on CNN. They think Ryan Seacrest will replace him.

BREAK

9:33

They make fun of Billy for being old.

Billy argues with Danny about not making promos.

Eddie say's he got his check the other day for the research group that wants to test his piss.

They mention Zach Sang not being at Goom this week and say how much easier it is without him at Goom. Eddie say's they are having a pornstar live in studio next week and if Zach and his teen party are here, he will still have the pornstar do shit in studio.

Eddie talks about the various sex toys they have from the various pornstars that have been on the show.

They mention Al Gore, who is in trouble for apparently demanding sexual favors from a massage therapist.



Eddie talks about getting a handjob from a lovely female in Atlantic City.

BREAK

9:39

Singer Danny Connoly is in studio

Danny say's his agent told him Ham Radio isn't the professional type of show.

Danny say's his album is still in the works, but has a few songs out.

They talk about making the songs.

Koof takes a guess that Danny is a rapper or R&B artist just based on the way he is dressed.

"Nosedive Nick" bombs at a joke about Staten Island.

Danny talks about making a demo in his room at only 16 years old.

They talk about the differences between R&B and Pop music.

Danny talks about the writing process and creative process of making a record.

Danny say's he idolizes Michael Jackson. Eddie brings up he idolizes a pedophile. They discuss his controversy and his case.

They talk about the positives and negatives about the music business.

Eddie say's he loves the "No Name Concert Series" the show is doing and they talk about the idea behind it.

They play his song "Cloud 9", everyone likes it even though it isn't the typical style of music they don't showcase.

Danny sings another song called "Fade Away" a capella. Koof say's he has a nice voice and is happy his other song isn't all Auto-Tune like most music is.

They say Danny sounds a lot like Justin Timberlake.

They wrap up and say bye.

BREAK

10:15

They comment on Danny Connoly and his music.

They discuss Michael Jackson some more.

They make fun of the PD on The Machine for getting annoyed of them playing an R&B song.

Eddie say's he is stealing a bit from Bubba The Love Spounge and plays a music bed in the background, cutting everyones mic and explains an inside joke about a Goom staff member to Koof. Eddie say's when Koof is confused about something, they will play that music bed and explain shit to him.

They get back to Al Gore and the woman who is claiming he assaulted her.

They play audio of the woman talking about what happened.

They play it out like a Law & Order episode.

Everyone thinks she is full of shit.

BREAK

10:25

Koof points out Goom is still playing the promo about the show moving to Wednesday nights even though they have been doing Wednesday nights for over a couple of months now. Koof say's he is really annoyed at the PD for not removing the promo yet.

They get back to discussing the Al Gore broad and her non truthful stories.

They play the rest of the interview she gave and point out the flaws in her story.

BREAK

10:44

They are trying to get pornstar Courtney Cummz on the phone. Her phone goes to voicemail.

They discuss pornography and cool titles of porn they saw.

They try calling Courtney again with no luck. They leave the show recording as her voicemail message.

They gawk at her photos and videos. Danny say's he has over an 8 and a half inch cock that he wants to fuck her with.

Eddie brings up complaints they have been getting from listeners about them starting late. Eddie explains that Zach Sang is always running late and that management fuck up the board for them.

They mention Koof won't be in for the next few weeks, so comic Carmello Bongiovi will be filling in for Koof next week.

They talk about the cleaning lady outside and mention the other cleaning lady got fired because another DJ brought her on the air.

Eddie calls everyone out for being pussies to bring the cleaning lady in studio.

Coutney Cummz calls the show. She say's she got the 15 minute long voicemail message and that the reason she didn't answer was because she was with family.

Courtney say's she is about to take a shower.

Courtney talks about doing her first porn scene and losing her virginity to a black guy.

They talk about the taste of cum. Courtney say's she loves the taste of cum as long as the guy eats Asparagus before.

Koof say's he loves female ejaculation.

They talk about other scenes she has done.

Koof fucks with her and talks about incest porn and asks her if she would have sex with any of her family members.

They talk about the Al Gore situation and ask Courtney if she would have sex with a politician.

BREAK

11:10

Courtney say's she was in the bathtub washing herself the entire past segment.

Koof say's he is gawking at the cover of "Courtney's Fantasies" with other pornstars and they talk about why is everyone obsessed with blondes.

Koof asks Courtney for advice about people trying anal sex for the first time. Courtney say's stretch it out with fingers and use a lot of lube.

They talk about the best cock Courtney has ever had. She say's every day is a new day.

They discuss moving to different media outlets besides porn.

they talk about peeing. Courtney say's she refuses to do that.

They try to play "Masterbate Theater", but she doesn't do it.

BREAK

11:33

Eddie say's the interview with Courtney Cummz sucked.

They mention UFC 116 with Brock Lesner taking on Shane Carwin. They talk about Lesner's sickness that kept him out of commision for an entire year.

They discuss the story behind the fight and predict who they think is going to win.

They discuss whether the big fight was marketing or not and whether Lesner is legit.

BREAK

11:45

They discuss Batista from WWE signing a deal with Strikeforce.

They talk about MMA not being legal in New York.

They discuss the history of the UFC and how the sport has evolved and compare it to WWE.

They wrap up the show and say bye.

SHOW ENDS AT 11:59

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Monday, June 28, 2010

Ham Radio Show Rundown: June 23rd, 2010

9:00

They are in another studio because Zach Sang is having a band on his show, so him being "The Golden Child", gets anything he wants.

They compliment Miss Stacey on how good she looks and her lovely perfume.



They plug the rest of the show.

BREAK

9:13

They are talking about the underage girls in the Goom offices and how they are dressed like whores.

Eddie talks about feeling bad recently about the Goom management not liking them at all and coming to the conclusion he doesn't care anymore. They talk about causing trouble at Goom and being the assholes they always are.

They talk about Billy's epic pony tail and how dry it is.

They make fun of Billy for looking a lot like Steven Seagal.



They talk about General McChrystal and how he "Resigned". Eddie say's Obama needs to be the angry black guy and not take shit from anybody anymore.

They debate whether firing McChrystal was the right thing to do.

Billy say's McChrystal should be able to criticize the President and not have any criticism for his opinions.

Eddie say's he talked shit about the President and should be fired.

They read some quotes from the original interview.

Eddie teases a Lady Gaga story and expresses hatred for her.

BREAK

9:34

Eddie talks about Jerry Seinfeld hating on Lady Gaga because she made a fool of herself in his box.

Zach Sang interrupts the show and thanks them for switching studios. Eddie say's Zach can throw one of his hot interns his way in return, or Shelly Rome.

Billy say's Seinfeld has no right to complain about Gaga because he wasn't at the game.

They debate about whether Seinfeld was right or not.

Eddie say's while her music bother him, he absolutely hates her constant need for attention and doing stupid shit to get attention.

Not to mention wearing a ridiculous outfit at her own sister's High School graduation just to soak more attention for herself instead of her sister.

Koof pops up a pic of Stefani Germanotta, before she became Lady Gaga.



Koof say's he would still fuck her now.

Eddie say's she is trying to be Madonna 2.0.

Koof wonders why people get mad about what celebrity's do in their spare times.

They debate about why Lady Gaga is annoying.

They get distracted by a porn site and watch some porn of Kagney Linn Karter. They love her ass.



BREAK

9:50

Koof fails at dialing out to Kagney Karter, forgetting to dial 9-1, then the number.

They finally get Kagney Karter on the phone.

They discuss her work and gawk at her tits. She say's their fake, but no one cares.

Eddie compliments her ability to take a big cock.

Kagney say's she hosts parties on the side. Koof asks her to host a party for him.

They discuss porn stars she idolizes and the other businesses they have done that Kagney wants to do also.

Koof asks if she enjoyed giving head before porn. Kagney say's she she loves to suck dick now that she has been doing porn.

Eddie say's he loves a good hand job over a blow job once in a while.

Koof brings up a friend of his that he's fucking now and she doesn't love blow jobs. Koof asks Kagney how he can get her to like giving head. Kagney say's her friends need to convince her it's "The thing to do".

They gawk at some of her photos



They talk about her relationship life and how it's difficult to have a relationship when you do porn.

They are amazed that she has a wet pussy and can take a big cock and some fingers at the same time.

Kagney say's she is a very down to earth girl outside of porn and is sometimes boring.

They talk about how normal guy's would be scared to fuck her because she's a porn star.

They talk about how she practices for doing different shit on camera.

They play "Masterbate Theater" and she doesn't disappoint.

Kagney makes out with one of her hot friends.

They wrap up and say bye.

BREAK

10:13

W.T.F. News

First story is about the Naked Cowboy who is suing a Naked Cowgirl, Sandy Kane, for stealing his act

Second story is about transgender men with enhanced breasts taking off their tops at the beach and the beach getting shit because the transgender (freaks) men complained.

Third story is about two gentlemen who shot each other in the ass to see if it would hurt. They waited 2 day's before they went to the hospital for surgery.

Fourth story is about a "Hotties only" website launching a virtual sperm bank because members demanded an outlet for attractive sperm and eggs.

They check out some of beautifulpeople.com's members and say the 10.0 ratings on some girls aren't really hot, while the 5.0 rated women are hotter.

They talk about what goes on behind the scenes with prep and when to play the sound effects and when to talk while bits are going on. Eddie asks Danny to give Koof a more detailed rundown of the shows.

BREAK

10:34

Koof say's there is tension in studio. Eddie say's Billy is always in a mood.

Eddie decides to have a contest that really isn't a contest. First caller or feedback on the Ham Radio email gets a prize pack from Kagney Karter.

Eddie talks about weird porns including "Stump Porn", which is porn with one or more people missing a limb.

They discuss what would happen if you got your dick got cut out.

Koof looks up some creepy images of wacky porns.

Gorno


Gun Porn


BREAK

10:48

Author Beaver Phillips is on the phone.

Beaver say's anyone with a penis should buy his book.

Beaver say's his friends convinced him to write a book because he has been meeting a lot of women on dating sites.

Beaver say's his book is not bragging about how great his life is and it gets straight to the point.

They talk about him not being a good looking guy, yet getting a lot of women from dating sites.

Beaver talks about a girl saying "I don't think so" right to his face at a bar.

Eddie say's he made a match.com profile and has gotten a few hook ups already because of Beavers advice.

Koof asks the difference between sites. Beaver say's Craigslist is horrible because it's all whores. Beaver say's match.com is his site of choice along with ashleymadison.com

They talk about married guy's and how they have no backbone anymore. Beaver say's he only wants to fuck chicks now.

Beaver talks about doing interviews in Orlando and being recognized by women at bars.

Eddie mentions the movie Hitch with Will Smith and how Will's character was discovered to be the matchmaker and how he can't do his job anymore.

They discuss which sites are the best for online hook ups. Beaver say's plentyoffish.com is another great site.

Beaver say's if no one wants to buy his book, just go to his website and there is a 20% discount for match.com.

They discuss meeting psychos from sites.

They discuss what to say and what not to say online.

They discuss red flags on women you meet.

Eddie say's they will set up a profile on plentyoffish.com and listen to everything Beaver Phillips say's.

BREAK

11:15

Beaver say's on the "seeking" "smoking" "drinking" tabs on your profile, be honest.

Beaver say's while some guy's put "Looking for my partner", have fun with your profile. He say's his plentyoffish headliner say's "Fat, bald, broke, seeking supermodel".

Beaver say's if you put only "intimate encounter", plentyoffish will block you from emailing other members.

Beaver say's on the "relationship" tab, pick the friendship tab.

Beaver say's always put the lowest income on you because all that is is marketing.

Beaver say's be honest about your personal interests and family life.

Beaver say's the most important part of your profile is your paragraph and instead of doing the usual "I like skateboarding" like all guy's, instead be different and the number one goal should be making the girl laugh.

Eddie say's they will finish the profile when they come back from break.

BREAK

11:33

Continuing with Beaver, he say's you should have only ONE picture of you with other chicks because other women will think your a player. All pics of you must be smiling and having fun.

Beaver say's for emailing them, say something funny in the subject so they open the email.

Beaver say's in the first paragraph, pretend it's a stand up act and you want to make her laugh. The second paragraph should a personal message to her.

Beaver say's he guarantees you will get laid if you buy his book.

They thank him for talking to them and say bye.

BREAK

11:48

Koof say's Beaver was one of the best interviews ever and wants him on an entire show in the future.

Eddie say's the board of health is taking his pee and paying him for some study group.

They discuss going to doctors offices and peeing in the tiny cups and getting pee everywhere.

SHOW ENDS AT 11:59

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Saturday, June 12, 2010

Ham Radio Show Rundown: 6-9-10

9:00

Eddie introduces "Corporate Koof" to the audience and Koof say's he found an article of clothing in the bathroom and he won't tollorate the pranks in the office.

Eddie complains about the echo in the headphones. Corporate Koof say's Goom must step up their game.

Eddie suggests Corporate Koof talks to management about the behind the scenes BS in the office.

They talk about Twitter. Eddie say's he now has a Twitter account and plugs it. His account is @UncleEddie13

Corporate Koof talks about a mass email sent out to all Goom staff about Twitter and a chair being left in the studio last week. Eddie say's all Goom management needs to do is just talk to him instead of the mass emails.

BREAK

9:13

They discuss Obama and how everyone is giving him shit for being an "angry black guy".

They talk about former President Bush and how he was one step away from being retarted.

Eddie say's he wishes Hammy was here to discuss the hatred he has for Obama.

Editor's Note: Well, Eddie, I don't hate him for his skin color. I hate him for his insane policies and putting our national debt up trillions for spending money we don't have. That, and the recent lack of care for the oil spill just fuels my hatred for the government in general.

They discuss why people just assume Obama is an angry black guy and not call him the President.

They talk about Spike Lee shouting out to Obama to toughin up about the oil spill.

Eddie say's there are a lot of people out there who hate Obama because he is black.

Koof talks about a friend of his (not named Hammy) that is a racist towards Obama.

Eddie say's he isn't anti Obama and not pro Obama, but he want's to give Obama a chance.

They talk about Obama's recent "ass kick" comment and how the country is jumping in outrage over it. Koof say's they say worse shit every Wednesday night.

BREAK

9:34

They continue the conversation about Obama. Eddie say's he's excited Obama said that because the President showed some emotion.

They talk about the country shitting on him because he went to New Orleans only 13 day's after the spill. They mention how Bush went on vacation after Katrina.

They talk about BP's reputation being destroyed because of this spill and how on top of that they will have to pay the family members of the employees who died.

Koof talks about Republicans and Democrats arguing over spending money we as a country don't have.

Eddie say's the same people who wanted Obama to have his brains and Bushs' balls and are now complaining after Obama finally shows he has a set.

Koof say's he's tired of people constantly complaining about the country.

They discuss gun laws and Koof say's he didn't want a gun before. Now with rising crime, he may get one.

Eddie say's the fights that happen behind the scenes at Goom are prime examples of America today.

Koof mentions inter racial marriages and how most of the country has accepted those now.

They discuss gun laws and what you have to do to get a gun.

BREAK

9:50


Doug Stanhope on the phone.

Doug talks about now remembering anything after a show anymore.

Eddie quickly plugs his gig at The Stress Factory.

They talk about what Doug would do if he was President. Doug say's he wouldn't have a government and all drugs would be legal.

They discuss the Arizona immigration bill. Doug say's there are people coming from Europe who take Americans' job's and no one complains about them.

They talk about drugs. Doug say's he still uses drugs for socializing.

Doug talks about a track on one of his CD's "I Hate Jews" and how Adam Sandler had a problem with that. Doug say's he openly hates all religion.

Doug talks about how he got into comedy as a young kid only wanting pussy.

Doug talks about acting and how he can't act to save his life. Eddie mentions maybe going into radio and say's Goom could use a guy like Doug doing a show.

They mention a video Doug did of Girls Gone Wild. Doug say's Joe Francis is a piece of shit and a horrible person to work with.

Eddie mentions Doug's time on The Man Show. Doug say's it was down to him and Dane Cook before NBC let Joe Rogan do The Man Show while doing Fear Factor.

Doug tells some road stories.

Doug tells a story about coming up with segments for The Man Show and having lawyers shoot it down because it was to raunchy.

Doug say's he wants to have an "End Of The World" show on December 20th, 2012 and they talk about Wikipedia and how almost nothing on that is true.

BREAK

10:14

W.T.F. News

First story is about a bikini coffee shop near Denver that is sparking outrage and a group is demanding local businesses close down near it.

Second story is about a man claiming to be Jesus causing a 5 car accident in Connecicut.

Third story is about a 3 year old girl being addicted to smoking and drinking after a car accident. She has been smoking a pack a day since the accident. Koof say's she is a stylish dresser. The mother say's 3 beers does nothing for her.



Eddie bombs making fun of her name.

Forth story is about a 2 year old kid who demands he smokes 40 cigarettes a day. Eddie say's he loves this kid.

Koof, because there is 2 minutes left in the segment, asks what is more gay, sucking a dick or the balls. They discuss what would they do.

BREAK

10:34

Eddie talks about the MTV Movie Awards and how there was non stop cursing throughout the entire show. Eddie plays a clip with a very long delay in it to censor all of the cursing that regular radio played.

They discuss how Fox got fined at the Billboard awards and MTV isn't really getting any bad publicity for it. They talk about censorship and how silly it is.

They play the live audio from the show and count how many curses were in 30 seconds.

Craig say's the word "fuck" was sent out 132 times over the air.

They read a quote from the special interest group outraged at MTV.

Eddie say's cursing is perfectly fine and shouldn't be accepted as offensive language.

They play some more audio from the MTV show and say the world hasn't blown up yet because of cursing.

Koof say's he hates people in this country for being pussies.

BREAK

10:50

The band "A Welcome Burden" join in studio and they discuss the gay question Koof asked about sucking a dick. The band say they would suck a dick instead of sucking balls.

They talk about the oil spill and how gas prices for BP will go down because of it.

Koof mentions the oil goes to other companies, so people should boycott the other companies too. Eddie is amazed Koof makes sense.

They talk about being a band for a few years and finding theirselves in music.

The band talks about tragic things and big moments in their lives. Eddie play's the walking away music from "The Hulk"



The band plays a song called "Inside Me". Everyone liked it.

They plug their Myspace and say an album is in the works.

Koof say's he loves a cd with acoustic versions of a song already on the album.

The band say's they are still looking for new members and are still in the baby steps of making a band. Eddie say's they have the skills to make it.

They play another song called "Why I Drink" before the show goes on break.

BREAK

11:15

Billy mentions the Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup.

They talk about Gary Coleman's wife and how she is being a cunt. She is soaking up all of the attention because of Gary's death, even selling the death bed photo to Globe Magazine.



They play an interview of her sounding like she doesn't have sympathy to Gary.

(Youtube's a douche and won't let me embed this, so here is the URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJdNyA5XmzM)

They talk about the 911 call



Eddie hates her because she made him have sympathy for Gary Coleman.

They talk more about the news interview and how it may be possible that Gary was murdered.

Koof say's he hasn't seen one clip of his wife sad and mourning his death. Billy say's she was out of the will and probably was mad at Gary.

BREAK

11:37

They mention a chick who was supposed to call isn't calling. Eddie say's fuck it and continue talking with the band.

This woman calls the show and Koof messes with her until she hangs up.

The band play's a cover of "Simple Man". Everyone loves it.

BREAK

11:51

They talk with the band about sex stories. Koof tries to get some shit from the band, but they don't say anything.

They rip on Billy for playing Farmville during the show.

They talk with the band about playing the guitar.

They wrap up with final plugs and say bye.

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Monday, June 7, 2010

Ham Radio Show Rundown: 6-2-10

9:00

Eddie is very annoyed Zach Sang takes forever to get out of the studio. Just because he is the face of Goom, doesn't mean he can disrespect the other shows.

Koof is annoyed he couldn't set up his monitors before the show started.

They do the rest of their prep live on the air.

Koof blames Craig for not having the prep ready. Eddie yells at him for being Zach Sang's producer and having to do shit for Zach before he goes to do Ham Radio.

Eddie continues talking about Zach and how he has to have everything timed perfectly so they can start the show.

Some girl from Florida calls the number because Zach Sang has the same number. They fuck with her for a while.

BREAK

9:13

Eddie gives a rundown of the show.

Koof continues to throw Craig under the bus for not being in studio on time. Eddie defends Craig saying he does a lot of shit behind the scenes.

They discuss the death of Gary coleman.


The Babe Ruth of security guards.

Billy say's he doesn't give a shit. Eddie agrees and say's he has gotten a lot of shit on Twitter for saying he doesn't care. Eddie and Billy say the parents screwed them out of the money he made. They discuss a law in California that say's child actors' parents have to put the money the kids make in a trust fund.

They discuss the death of Dennis Hopper.



Eddie say's Dennis Hopper meant more to him then Gary Coleman.


Gary's coffin..... To soon?

They play his famous quote which no one cares about. Eddie is annoyed he is famous for only that line.

Koof say's he doesn't believe if you fall 5 feet on your head it can cause serious injury.

They notice the band is bringing in a lot of beer. Eddie say's they should share.

The studio smells all of the sudden. They debate who farted.

They end the segment with a special Gary Coleman tribute song.

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9:34

W.T.F. News

First story is about a Florida child who was given porn instead of the school yearbook.

Second story is about a dumb broad who used Google Maps to walk and is now suing Google for damages.

Third story is about a Chicago couple who died in a pile of their garbage.

They discuss hoarding and the TV show "Hoarders".

Fourth story is about a group of robbers who spray their victims with shit.

They discuss how exactly the robbers pull off their robbery's.

Billy bombs at a Columbo joke.

BREAK

9:50

They make fun of Koof for coming back from break with "Outside" by Staind.

They talk about the pornstar coming in and the band coming in later.

They make fun of Craig for calling the show and talking very loud.

Craig and Koof bust each others balls.


Pornstar Chanel Preston on phone

Koof gawks at her and say's he loves her ass more then her tits.

They talk about her porn career and her accomplishments.

Chanel say's her tits are 34D.

They try and get her to badmouth pornstars she has worked with, but she doesn't do anything.

They discuss her wrestling background and Eddie asks her if she would go to WWE.

Chanel say's she loves butt plugs and anal beeds. She say's she especially loves anal sex.

Eddie asks her if she ever shit after pulling out some anal beads. Chanel tells a story about asking her gay friend how to use anal beads properly.

They discuss what's gay and what's not gay when shoving things up men's asses.

They gawk at her pictures some more. They notice her pussy piercing and compliment her clean ass.

BREAK

10:14

They play "Masterbate Theater" with Chanel. She rubs herself while calling Craig's name.

They give her website a plug and say bye.

They discuss hand jobs. Eddie say's he loves a good hand job. Koof tells a story about getting a hand job and using his Goom T-shirt to soak up the cum. Koof say's the shirt was solid this morning.

They discuss hand jobs and what they use to finish in until....


Dr. Debra Laino on the phone

They continue the conversation about hand jobs.

they discuss special fabrics guy's use to jerk off into.

They plug Dr. Deb's website and go to break.

BREAK

10:34

Dr. Deb Laino is still on the phone.

They talk about a condition men have when their cocks don't hang, instead "turtle" into their body.

They talk about how steroids shrink your cock.

They talk about foods that make your dick hard. Debra say's raw fish, especially oysters, work great. Debra say's chocolate is horrendous for your sex drive.

Craig asks her how can he spice up his relationship with his girlfriend.

They talk about how you can make women squirt.

They wrap up and say bye.

BREAK

10:50

They play a song from The Mighty Pragmatics, which they loved.

The band say's they didn't want to be overproduced.

They talk about the recording process of their album and say most of the songs took one take to do.

The band talks about their past projects and bash Dee Snider of Twisted Sister is a douche.

They talk about the album. Eddie say's the album is fantastic.

The band waste no time plugging their show on Saturday and saying it's free admission.

Eventually, the band takes over the show and tell a bunch of stories on the road. They plug their website, CD party again and tell some more stories.

They throw out an idea of a wet t-shirt contest at their gig Saturday.

They play another song from the band. Everyone loves it.

Eddie say's in two weeks they will have more pornstars in studio. The band say's they will bring more beer.

Eddie teases a news story about a kid losing one of his nuts.

BREAK

11:15

They play audio about a 14 year old boy who was punched in the balls by a classmate and now needs surgery to remove his testicle.

They check out pictures of a ruptured testicle and are disgusted by it.

Eddie say's the band is so awesome he is replacing Billy with them.

Everyone agrees if you get punched in the balls you should rip the other guys' eyes out.

They talk about seeing someone getting punched in the balls is funny, but wrong. They tell some stories about being punched in the balls.

They play more audio of this story and apparently the family is now moving to a different town.

One person in the band say's thats why kids bring guns to school.

They discuss getting punched in the balls some more.

BREAK

11:37

They play a hilarious promo of Zach Sang saying gay things that Danny made.

Nicky from the band tells a story about accepting the friend request of the cowboy from The Village People.

The band name drops more people they thought were assholes to them.

They talk about people who whine on Facebook about the recent deaths of the musicians.

They do some final plugs and say bye.

SHOW ENDS AT 12:00

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