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Saturday, May 15, 2010

Ham Radio Rundown: 5-12-10

9:00

We are LIVE on The Machine in our new time slot at 9pm.

They make fun of Zach Sang for whining about being kicked out of the studio.

The lovely Kiera Massette is in studio. She talks about joining a new LFL team down in Baltimore. Everyone makes fun of her for wanting a body guard.

Koof Google's her pics and everyond drools over it.


Fuck the NFL

Eddie runs down the show and say's two comedians backed out of the studio and an MMA fighter backed out because of a weight in tonight.

BREAK

9:17

Kiera say's she got a lot of hate mail from angry fans calling her fat and ugly. They talk about Miley Cryus' lap dance video from a club at a wrap up party for her latest movie, The Last Song.



Eddie talks about her being the first girl on their "anal, or no anal" list. They discuss barely legal teens who may or may not have had sex yet.


Selena Gomez


Ireland Baldwin


Miley Cyrus

BREAK

9:36

The lovely Shelly Rome is in studio and we continue the "whore watch" conversation.

They talk about the Disney kids making no money at all and the Nick kids making 6 figures an episode. Shelly says Angus Jones from Two And A Half Men makes 280,000 an episode.



They talk about Taylor Momsen from Gossip Girl and how she admits her character isn't sexy enough yet.



Eddie say's Victoria Justice is super sexy.



BREAK

9:53

Kiera does a live "Sports Rewind" from the studio.

Kiera talks about Brian Cushing being in trouble for taking steroids.



They talk about an ESPN magazine poll that say's 44% of MLB players own a gun and other polls about the fans.

Kiera talks about Ken Griffy Jr. falling asleep in the clubhouse and 2 rookies told on him.

Bill say's if your a rookie, your job is to carry the bats and keep your mouth shut. Kiera agrees.

Eddie brings up Lebron James and how he is coming to the Knicks. Kiera say's he is definetely coming to the Knicks.

They talk about a Russian billionaire who just bought the New Jersey Nets. Kiera mentions the Islanders are heading to Queens.

They discuss money and boxing involving Paquio and Floyd Mayweather with Paquio being "the one" to take down Mayweather.

They discuss Lawrence Taylor now denying having sex with a 16 year old prostitute. Kiera say's he needs to calm down and brings up Tiger Woods for doing worse things then LT. She say's everything will brush over soon enough and everything will be back to normal.

They debate whether LT will now be a bad role model or not. Eddie say's parents can't let sports idols raise their kids.

BREAK

10:17

W.T.F. News

First story is about a California politician asking to boycott Arizona.

Second story is about a woman stabbing her husbands penis.

Third story is about a Church being exclussive to dogs.

Fourth story is about a sink hole swallowing a house as the family was watching the hockey game.



BREAK

10:39

Kiera talks about changing outfits after an LFL game. Eddie say's Kiera should smell everyone in studio. She thinks Danny smells the best.

Eddie say's Koof should do the truffle shuffle. He does, and Kiera kisses his cheek.

Eddie say's Kiera smells amazing.

Kiera say's she loves guy's that smell good.

They debate about guy's who "accidentally" rub on girls in crowded bars just to feel boobs.

BREAK

10:53

Eddie talks about about a man heading to Egypt from New York who got there with boxes of riffles and other weapons.

Kiera say's it's funny that the NYPD made a big deal about the water cooler guy last week and this guy got to Egypt with weapons.

Eddie say's it's ridiculous the TSA hasn't found the guns and they let him go on the flight.

Hammy brings up Newark airport that got shut down because some dumb guy wanted to hug his girlfriend.

Koof say's the guy's who load the planes don't give a shit because they are underpaid.

They debate about airport security some more.

They play audio about the Egypt guy.

Hammy say's TSA workers pretty much racial profile arab guy's, so it's even more strange that the Egypt guy got through.

BREAK

11:16


Lance Henriksen on the phone

Lance promotes his new movie The Penitent Man.

They talk about projects he has been in.

Eddie say's he loves The Penitent Man and say's it's a very good thriller.

They talk about politics in movies.

They talk about The Terminator, and how Lance was supposed to be the Terminator.

Lance talks about how he got the boot from the Terminator set and how Arnold Schwarzenegger got the part. Lance say's he doesn't regret not getting the big part and say's Arnold is a nice guy.

They talk about the movie Hard Target, which Lance say's it's one of his favorite movies to make. Lance say's Aliens is another movie he loved making.

They plug The Penitent Man again and say bye.

BREAK

11:35

Eddie thanks Lance for calling in and say's he was the original pick for the role of the Terminator because he is best friends with James Cameron.

They talk about the movie The Hurt Locker, which they all liked.

Eddie brings up a list of the "most wished summer movies", with Sex In The City 2 being #3 on the list.

Toy Story 3 and Inception are tied for #2. Iron Man 2 is #1.

Eddie say's a building next to the Empire State Building might be on fire. We will keep you posted.

Koof say's the ESB lights tonight have to do with a major horse race.

Koof throws a jab at Brent, who is another intern at Goom, and makes some jokes about him being borderline blind.

They set up a fight between Koof and Brent next week.

BREAK

11:52

They continue to rip on Brent some more.

Hammy say's they should have a royal rumble with Kiera as the prize.

Eddie say's he feels bad for Brent.

Billy chops Koof several times as a preview of the beating he is going to get from Brent.

They wrap up and say bye.

SHOW ENDS AT 12:00

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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Ham Radio Rundown: 5-8-10

10:00

Because of techinical problems, we aren't on at 9pm, like as promoted before.

They make fun of Shelly for having some female problems on the chair.

Koof will not be here tonight because it was his birthday yesterday and his family is throwing a party for him tonight.

They discuss having sex with girls who are on their periods.

They promote whats coming up on the show tonight.

Eddie say's they need cameras to record what happens in the studio so they can be more visual.

Eddie say's the show is moving to Wednesday nights starting next week.

Craig thinks they aren't ready for Wednesday nights.

Billy thinks Craig is stupid because he is sitting in the seat where Koof usually sits.

Everyone thanks Kiera Massette for making another LFL team in Baltimore.

BREAK

10:19

Kiera Massette is on the phone to report the week in sports.



Kiera talks about Lawrence Taylor, who was arrested for rape involving a 16 year old prostitute.

Kiera talks about her new LFL team, the Baltimore Charm, and how she is exausted from working out.

They talk about LT again and his past drug charges and his notorious bad behavior off the field.

They talk about his new wife, who say's he didn't do it.

They talk about the "Sports Illistrated Curse" and how 4 major Yankees player are injured due to being on the cover. Craig say's the Madden curse is real.

They talk about the protesting in Arizona going on asking Arizona to strip the MLB all star game. Kiera say's the only way it will be cancelled is if MLB starts losing money.

Billy brings up the Pheonix Suns NBA team marketing the immigration outrage by making new jersey's



A caller argues with Kiera about Ladanian Tomlinson saying he is not the same LT as Lawrence Taylor.

Kiera gives a rundown of the scores of the games going on now.

Kiera talks about the lacross player in Virginia who killed his girlfriend.

They wrap up and say bye.

BREAK

10:39

W.T.F. News

First story is about a boy bouncing on his bed so hard he fell out of a window.

Second story is about a naked man who argued with cops and refused to climb down.



Thrid story is about Lord Jesus Christ (yes, that's his real name) who was hit by a car.

He, of course, forgave the driver.

Final story is about a Staten Island ferry that crashed, injuring many.

Eddie say's the ferry's crash in the docks all of the time and calls this story bullshit. He say's some examples of why he thinks that.

Craig asks how hard can it be to drive a ferry.

Hammy say's he took 2 eight hour classes to get his boating license and driving a boat is a lot harder than it looks.

BREAK

10:55

Dan Bruder and former Billy Joel drummer Liberty Devito in studio.

Dan promotes a May 20th show promoting his new show. Liberty will be a part of that show as well.

Liberty talks about his years in the business touring with Billy Joel and tells some stories on the road.

Liberty talks about playing with Meat Loaf and playing on two of his songs on Bat Out Of Hell 2.

Joey V asks Liberty about the different bands he has played with. Liberty tells some stories about various bands he has played with.

Dan talks about the first time he met Liberty.

Dan talks about creating a band name besides the "Who The Hell Is Dan Bruder Band".

Eddie talks about the episode the Ham Radio guys are in on Dan Bruder's show.

Liberty talks about idolizing Ringo Starr and inspiring him to play drums. He talks about being told he would never make it, but ignoring the critics and having that inspire him.

They wrap up and say bye. Before break, they play a song by the Dan Bruder band.

BREAK

11:19

Eddie say's if you don't know the movies that don't suck tonight, your retarted.

Eddie talks about Iron Man 2 that is breaking a lot of records already.



Eddie say's a movie channel that is playing all Superman movies including the horrible Superman Returns.

Eddie wonders why Superman walked when he can fly.

Eddie highly recommends seeing Iron Man.

Hammy say's if your expecting all action, you will be disappointed. However, it was a great plotline and a great story.

They talk about more comic movies. Eddie brings up Transformers 2. Hammy say's he loved the movie if you just like robots killing each other.

They discuss the new trailer of the "Super 8" movie JJ Abrams is making.



Hammy say's he is very excited about the Green Lantern movie.

BREAK

11:39

Eddie say's Ryan Renolds, who is playing the Green Lantern, was horrendous as Deadpool.

Hammy say's Iron Man 2 made 50 million already and is on track to making 130 million this weekend.

They talk about new remakes of classic movies.

Hammy reads a quick rundown of movies being released in 2012.

They talk about Daredevil and how he is one of the darkest characters ever. They agree Ben Affleck ruined the character.

They debate about movies and remakes.

BREAK

11:55

Morning Side Lane in studio

From my Twitter: @HammyRadio

They introduce each other. The band talks about getting pulled over on the way to the studio, hence why they were late.

They talk about their influences. One member said he would blow Bruce Springsteen to get signed and make millions.

They discuss their biggest gigs.

Zach Sang calls the show and they fuck with him for awhile.

Zach trys to tell a story about dancing, but Eddie turns him down and lets him blabber.

Eddie say's the band seems to be busting their asses more then normal bands.

When asked what venue they want to perform at the most, they say Madison Square Garden.

The band talks about signing a chicks tits at an Outback Steakhouse.

They play an unreleased song called "Cold & Young". Everyone loves it.

Eddie say's he is impressed they sound as good as they do for only being in a band for a year.

They talk about their inspiration to write and play music. Eddie brings up Libery Devito, who was told he was never going to make it in music and he is a multi-million dollar drummer.

Eddie talks about label advances and they shouldn't waste it on useless crap.

BREAK

12:20

Eddie say's he is tired of Lady Gaga. He talks about an article involving Gaga wearing nothing but a black bra and panties. Eddie say's Poker Face is garbage.



Eddie trashes Lady Gaga some more. Everyone debates whether she is talented or not. One member of the band say's David Bowie sucks. Everyone debates who is talented or not.

They talk about drugs in music and how Steven Tyler of Aerosmith sounded much different back in the day.

They challenge one of the guitar players to play an Aerosmith song. He does, and impresses everyone.

They talk about their next gig.

They play another song "No Eyes Heard", everyone loves it.

Eddie asks where do they see themselves in 5 years, they say at least an album and touring.

They wrap up and say their plugs and say bye.

BREAK

12:40

Eddie thanks Morning Side Lane for coming in and say's it was a good interview.

They call Zach Sang and pick on him for awhile.

Zach say's his show is better. They talk about music and their different tastes.

They mess with him about his really gay sound bites from his show.

Zach say's he wants to take over Goom and the radio world. Eddie say's Zach's ego is to big for that.

They mess with Zach some more.

Eddie asks what is on Zang Radio now and plays more gay clips of Zach with gay music in the background.

BREAK

12:55

They continue to play gay music with gay Zach Sang clips behind it, calling it the "Zach Sang Mega Mix"

Craig say's he is happy they had 2 radio legends the past 2 weeks, John Bell, and Zach Sang.

Eddie say's even though they mess with Zach, he respects him for getting big interviews.

REMEMBER, HAM RADIO MOVES TO WEDNESDAY NIGHTS AT 9PM EASTERN ONLY ON THE MACHINE. THIS SCHEDULE CHANGE STARTS THIS WEEK!

SHOW ENDS AT 1:04

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Monday, May 3, 2010

Ham Radio Rundown: 5-1-10

10:00

Eddie gives a rundown of the show. We have John Bell, former of Z100, and the weird guy who fucked a dolphin on the show tonight.

Koof isn't here. Eddie thinks he is on his way to the aquarium to kidnap a dolphin.

Eddie say's all morning zoo shows are fake and their "Phone Scams" are fake.


That's right, I'm talking about YOU!

They talk about morning zoo shows and how disgusting they are.

Eddie say's he took a massive shit before the show and say's he isn't allowed to have beans because the aftermath is awful.

We all agree morning zoo sucks and that none of their conversations would be allowed on regular radio.

They talk aout "The Golden Child" and how they can not talk about him and mention his name personally.

Eddie say's we are in Z100's old studios and how it is weird that they are having John Bell in Z100's old studios.

BREAK

10:15

Kiera Massette is on the phone with a live Sports Rewind from Baltimore.


Yum...

Kiera say's she is trying out for a new LFL team tomorrow.

She talks about the Kentucky Derby and how the jockey riding "Super Saver" won 3 derby's in 4 years.

She talks about Santonio Holmes, who got in trouble for not taking off his Ipod on a plane.

Eddie thinks he is playing the race card. Kiera say's it is more like the "I'm a pro athlete" card. Kiera say's he needs to lay low because a team is giving him another chance.

She talks about Brett Favre and how he might have ankle surgery or not and miss out next season.

Eddie say's he is annoyed with Favre because every year he pulls the same bullshit. Craig say's he needs a segway to get around the field.

Kiera say's we will most likely find out the last second if he comes back or not.

Hammy say's as a longtime fan of the Greenbay Packers, playing the Vikings has been easy the past few years and the Vikings were 1 good QB away from going to the Superbowl. Hammy say's the Vikings should have been in the Superbowl instead of the Saints. Kiera disagrees. Billy say's the Vikings weren't waving "Save Haiti" flags, thats why they weren't in the Superbowl.

Kiera talks about a Cowboys player who claims that his father is a pimp.

Kiera talks about the Mets and Yankees both losing tonight.

Kiera talks about the big boxing match tonight between Floyd Mayweather and Shane Mosley.

Eddie say's everyone wants to see Mayweather knocked out because he has never been knocked out before. Kiera say's she is hoping Mosley wins the fight because she loves the underdog.

They argue about boxing and various big fights they loved.

Kiera say's her New York team folded so she might have to move elsewhere for another team.

BREAK

10:35

W.T.F. News

First story is about a man who wanted to have his wake while he was on his motorcycle.



Second story is about a kid who killed himself by the choking game.

Hammy say's a Facebook group honoring him has a funny pic of him holding a Coca Cola bottle looking like a salesman.



Eddie say's why can't kids just get high normally.

Koof say's he thinks he figured out why his Grandfather killed himself now.

Danny accidentally wraps up the bit and forgets to do another story. Everyone laughs at him for being a dummy.

The third story is about a man who wrapped his head in toilet paper and tried to rob a store.

Koof wonders why Danny had to read the closing plug word for word again. Danny and Eddie admit they are shameless pluggers.

Koof asks whens the last time anyone ate out an asshole. Eddie say's he will only do it if the girl is fresh out of the shower. Eddie wonders where Koof gets his ideas from.

BREAK

10:51

John Bell isn't on the phone yet, so Eddie talks about The Bamboozle.

They talk about the amazing time they had at the Fozzy concert and tell a story about how Koof tore his pants while trying to get his Butterfinger.




John Bell on the phone

John say's he's trying to sleep later in the morning ever since he was fired.

John say's he's been at Z100 since day 1, before Elvis Duran started doing the morning zoo.

Eddie asks how long John was at Clearchannel. John say's 12-15 years.

Eddie mentions John's firing. John say's he was brought to an office with a bunch of suits that read him a formal "Your Fired" notice.

John tells some stories about being on the morning show. Eddie mentions again that we are in the old Z100 studios.

John say's Elvis Duran and the rest of the morning zoo people were in another conference room and couldn't say goodbye when he was fired. John say's people were nervous that he was going to punch them.

Koof asks John if he has any negative feelings towards Elvis Duran. John say's he doesn't have any negative feelings, despite what everyone say's. He admits he's very disappointed though.

John say's the suits were very professional about the manner and the reality of being fired hit him halfway home.

Eddie say's suits are killing radio and everything sounds the same. John say's it's cheaper to have one show in 50 cities than 50 different morning shows, so it's even harder to get into radio.

Eddie say's new guy's in radio need to learn under the veterans and with the suits wanting to automate everything, it's harder to have an actual mentor.

John say's it's better to learn 6 months under a veteran than 4 years in school. John say's he learned more under Scott Shannon than anyone.

John again say's he has no negative feelings towards the staff. John say's years ago it was easier to work at the station and talk to the owners before the suits took over and turned everything corporate.

John say's he was a number on a budget card to the corporate suits.

John say's he would like to work for Goom because it is where he used to work. Eddie say's he will set up a meeting ASAP.

John say's getting rid of the veterans because their salary is up is ridiculous. It ruins the opportunity for younger guys to get a big shot.

They wrap up, plug his website and say bye.

Eddie say's Clear Channel failed big time and Goom will pick up the pieces.

BREAK

11:15

They talk about the interview. Craig say's he was scared to ask him a question.

Crazy Pollack is on the phone and say's John hit it right on the money with his facts.

Eddie say's John was right about Goom being the future and say's thats the reason they like it at Goom.

Crazy Pollack say's there is no loyalty to the veterans that paved the way and some young shot asshole makes all of the choices for the station now.

Eddie say's corporations that run radio don't even know who their jocks are and it's ridiculous.

Koof say's everyone in studios dream is to work until they are 70 and never retire, thats why they love the business. Eddie say's no one on staff gets paid becaue they love it.

Moving on, Eddie brings up the Arizona outrage with illegal aliens. Craig explains what the law is, which is it is illegal for an illegal alien to be in Arizona without papers proving they are visiting. Eddie say's it pains him to agree with Hammy's strong right-winged opinions on this.

Craig say's as long as you have the proper documentation you won't be arrested.

Eddie say's John McCaine and his daughter disagree on this issue and it is not good for the family.

Eddie plays some audio of McCaine supporting the bill.

Billy explains how the bill got started.

Eddie say's he agrees with the bill and say's if you want to come to the USA, you should learn English and get your documents or else get out.

BREAK

11:35

Eddie plugs the shows website and tells all of the John Bell fans to go there.

Craig brings up the immigrant bill again and how the cops are now allowed to racial profile. Bill say's then don't do anything wrong.

Eddie say's racial profiling exists no matter what law they enforce.

Hammy say's if you are illegal and marry a US citizen, you can't be deported because of common marriage laws.

Koof say's he is looking for a male order bride now.

Eddie and Bill argue about whether you should learn English or not to live in this country.

They play an awesome political ad that is under fire for an Alabama politician that say's you should only speak English.

They all debate about whether you should learn English or not to live in this country.

Hammy say's although he doesn't mind the Spanish channels on TV and radio, if he was offered a job in Italy, he would learn basic Italian to show respect.

BREAK

11:50

Breaking news out of New York, Times Square was shut down because of a suspicious box inside a suspicious looking vehicle.

Eddie makes sure they are recording the show. Eddie say's his "Bullshit Alarm" is sky rocketing.

Malcom Brenner on phone.

Eddie talks about the book. Malcome corrects Eddie and say's it's a novel.

Malcome talks about how he and the dolphin got in a relationship.

Hammy asks Malcome what was wrong with women. Malcome say's the dolphin beat up a woman he was with because it thought the woman was his girlfrined.

Malcome explains dolphins are very sexual and posessive.

Craig asks how he physically did it. Malcome say's the female dolphins have the same organs as humans and he had to fuck the dolphin under water.

Eddie asks if the dolphin pussy was deep or not. Malcome say's the dolphin pussy was small enough to fit just right in.

Danny asks how the dolphin came onto him. Malcome say's the dolphin rubbed her pussy on his cock.

Eddie asks what drove him to fuck a dolphin. Malcome say's he was hiking and found an old dolphin park that was closing and fell in love with the dolphin.

Hammy asks if the dolphin blew him. Malcome say's the dolphins teeth are sharp.

Hammy asks if he was molested. Malcome say's he was molested.

They wrap up and say bye.

BREAK

12:18

Eddie brings up the Fozzy concert again and Koof's torn pants. They talk about the opening bands.

Eddie talks about his contest he is having on Facebook where his 1,000th friend will be a one time only co-host of the show.

They talk about Malcom and the complete creep that he is.

Eddie asks if anyone believes him. Everyone discusses whether they believe them or not.

Moving on, Eddie talks about a list of the "100 Most Beautiful Women".

Eddie say's Sandra Bullock not on the list is an outrage.


I'm wondering that myself

Everyone talks about the choices on the list.

Jennifer Lopez is 14 and they talk about whether people would fuck her in the ass or not.


I'm not one for anal, but I certainly would with her.

Justin Bieber is 11.

They talk about more people on the list.

BREAK

12:36

We talk about the list some more. We stare at Scarlett Johanssons lovely tits.


Screw Kelis. I'm on team Scarlett

Koof wants to talk about the Times Square Bomb. We just say Julia Roberts is #1 on the list.

Koof wonders if this was a real bomb attempt.

They debate on conspiracy theory's and whether the government sets shit up or not.

Craig thinks the government has great PR people that feed not so true stories to the public.

Koof say's it's weird the government catches the terrorists "just in time" before an attack happens.

Eddie thinks everyone listened to Jessie Ventura to much.


It's MIND CONTROL!

Koof thinks the car in Times Square was staged.

Moving on, Floyd Mayweather destroyed Shane Mosley.

BREAK

12:51

They talk about the Times Square incident some more. Craig say's it was two female cops. Koof still thinks it was staged.

Billy plays some audio of the breaking news story.

Everyone debates about the fire some more. Koof still isn't convinced it is real.

Billy goes back to audio.

Eddie wonders if Koof is ok because he has a creepy look on his face.

Eddie thanks everyone for calling in and the interviews with dolphin fucker and John Bell. Ham Radio starts at 9pm next week.

SHOW ENDS AT 12:59

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