tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16990321746533147482024-03-13T04:27:13.001-07:00Ham Radio Show RundownsMissed an episode, read what happened here!Ham Radio Show Rundownshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01611118983832424945noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1699032174653314748.post-71547908578710853242010-12-28T22:49:00.001-08:002010-12-28T22:49:36.954-08:00Ham Radio Show Rundown: 12/23/10<FONT size="+2" color="red">9:00</FONT><br /><br />Eddie starts the show complaining that Christmas music stinks and is useless.<br /><br />The cleaning lady comes in and they talk to her about what she's doing for Christmas.<br /><br />They talk about the NFL picks, where Hammy and Eddie are tied for last.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:20</FONT><br /><br />Eddie talks about the Ring Of Honor event they went to and said it was very good.<br /><br />They talk about the alleged Rex Ryan foot fetish videos that are all over the web.<br /><br />Billy makes a reference to an old Eagles coach that Eddie doesn't know who he is. They argue on who knows more.<br /><br />They get back to Rex Ryan. Hammy reads the old alt.com profile of allegedly Rex and Michelle Ryan's foot fetish page.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:47</FONT><br /><br />They play "Movies That Don't Suck"<br /><br />They talk to Pinpoints X and they talk about the app, which is like the naughty Facebook.<br /><br />Evan Marz, author of Dirty Sanchez Nation, is now in studio and tells a story about a hot girl he was trying to hook up with, but had a hairy pussy.<br /><br />They take a look at a pink socking video. Hammy is disgusted and almost throws up.<br /><br />Eddie say's his goal is to make Hammy puke. He describes a porn he saw and a girl who sucked on poop like it was a cock. Hammy almost throws up again.<br /><br />Hammy tells an anal story of the girl shitting all over the bed onto his cock without a condom on, that being the reason he doesn't like anal sex anymore. <br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:17</FONT><br /><br />Hammy say's Danny smiling while looking up SCAT videos is a very creepy sight.<br /><br />They play some SCAT videos for Hammy. He throws up a few times.<br /><br />They get to the NFL picks for week 16.<br /><br />Hammy plays the disgusting video of his choice for Eddie. He say's he has already seen the video, but it's still disgusting. Evan Marz is shocked. Hammy say's the kid's face at the end of this video looks like Predator's face.<br /><br />Evan announces he is having a comedy contest in Philadelphia and plugs his website.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:51</FONT><br /><br />Woods Of Arden is now in studio. They introduce themselves and describe the style of the band.<br /><br />They play their song "Crazy". Everyone in studio loves it.<br /><br />Eddie talks about the reason why the show has the "No Name Concert Series" and they discuss the music industry today.<br /><br />They talk about Michael Vick and whether people should still be mad at him or not.<br /><br />The band talks about Staten Island not having a music scene and how local bands don't support each other.<br /><br />The band talks about influences and why they write their songs.<br /><br />They promote the bands Facebook and Myspace account.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:15</FONT><br /><br /><font size=+1>W.T.F. NEWS</font><br /><br />First story is about a tax in Germany that requires hookers to pay a tax when they work the streets.<br /><br />Second story is about a German man who got enraged that his 17 year old daughter was dating a 57 year old man and castrated the boyfriend.<br /><br />Third story is about an 87 year old woman who is suing the TSA because the TSA made her empty her colostomy bag. They talk about the TSA and how little money they get paid to do the job they do.<br /><br />Fourth story is about a Florida man who ate a urinal cake to cover up his alcohol breath.<br /><br />They talk about the TSA story again.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:45</FONT><br /><br />Hammy say's he can't stand Journey and that popular song "Don't Stop Believing". He also say's any band that needs a new member should go to one of those tribute bands and get a guy from that band.<br /><br />They randomly start talking about religion and the meaning of Christmas. They bring up the Bill Maher documentary Religilous and talk about it until the show ends. <br /><br /><font size=+1>FOLLOW US ON TWITTER!</font><br /><br />You can follow us on Twitter by following <a href="http://www.twitter.com/hamradioshow">@hamradioshow</a><br /><br /><font size=+1>LISTEN TO THE REPLAY!</font><br /><br />Missed this weeks show? No problem! This weeks episode will air all over again <a href="http://www.edgefm.net/shows/ham-radio-2/">HERE</a> on EdgeFM. The replay will happen Monday's at 4pm Eastern.<br /><br /><font size=+1>SHAMELESS PLUGS!</font><br /><br />Woods Of Arden.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.woodsofarden.com/">Website</a><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/woodsofarden">Myspace</a><br /><br /><img src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs907.snc4/72034_10150112399575351_509080350_7945635_6971559_n.jpg"><br /><br /><iframe title="Twitvid video player" class="twitvid-player" type="text/html" width="480" height="360" src="http://www.twitvid.com/embed.php?guid=QEKJB" frameborder="0"></iframe>Ham Radio Show Rundownshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01611118983832424945noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1699032174653314748.post-78577912574705140232010-12-08T02:57:00.000-08:002010-12-08T02:58:27.408-08:00Ham Radio Show Rundown: 12-2-10<FONT size="+2" color="red">9:00</FONT><br /><br />They talked about a bit Zach Sang was doing involving Craig dressing as Santa. Hammy say's he would squish Craig if he sat on his lap.<br /><br />Danny talks about his hunting trip he took on the last episode. He say's it sucked.<br /><br />Danny talks about taking a very gay pic of Zach with a fake fire place on a giant computer monitor in the back.<br /><br /><img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/202089581.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1291343395&Signature=YYmvajFl39nY%2FXB1NUZn5tG0qjY%3D"><br /><br />Eddie talks about having minor back surgery after Thanksgiving because he had a cyst.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:19</FONT><br /><br />They play "Movies That Don't Suck"<br /><br />They talk about the Iron Sheik and how he appeared on the show back when they were on AM radio. They tell some stories.<br /><br />They talk about Sarah Palin and her TV show. They talk about Bristol Palin's Dancing With The Stars run.<br /><br />Hammy say's he only watched Dancing With The Stars because he thinks Bristol Palin is hot and votes for whoever Anna Trebunskaya is paired with.<br /><br /><img src="http://images.buddytv.com/articles/dancing-with-the-stars/images/6/anya-trebunskaya.jpg"><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:51</FONT><br /><br />They go over the NFL pick challenge results and pick their teams for week 13.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">SONG BREAK</FONT><br /><br />Green Day - "Do You Know Your Enemy"<br /><br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uN0UZ1EM-Jk?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uN0UZ1EM-Jk?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />They say Green Day's Billy Joe Armstrong is returning to stage to be the lead in the American Idiot musical.<br /><br />Hammy say's he got tickets to the Spider Man musical as a Christmas gift from his mother.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:20</FONT><br /><br />They talk about the song they played before they came back from break. Hammy say's he's never seen "History Of The World" before. They make fun of him because he's a racist and would love that movie and The Producers.<br /><br />They talk about Britney Spears and how allegedly she is getting beat by her abusive boyfriend.<br /><br />They make fun of Danny because his computer isn't playing the audio correctly.<br /><br />After some fuck ups, they get the audio of Britney Spears' alleged phone calls saying her boyfriend beats her.<br /><br />They play some audio of Britney Spears giving interviews and guess if the voice is similar.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">SONG BREAK</FONT><br /><br />Killswitch Engage - "Take Me Away"<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-GFw4ME84YU?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-GFw4ME84YU?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />They ask Hammy why he hasn't seen any Mel Brooks movies. The lovely Miss Stacey walks in and they make fun of her for not knowing anything about any movies they like.<br /><br />They make fun of Hammy some more for not knowing anything about Mel Brooks movies. His homework is to watch "History Of The World" and he will be tested next week.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:51</FONT><br /><br />Evan Marz is in studio and they discuss his book "Dirty Sanchez Nation" and discuss several positions. Evan say's this book is educational for the young folk who never heard of these positions.<br /><br />They talk about his bio on his website. Evan say's the book is also available at Spencer's Gifts.<br /><br />They name some more wonderful positions in his book.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:14</FONT><br /><br />Evan say's he used to be an MMA fighter and only had one fight, which he won.<br /><br />They continue to talk about the book and Evan talks about how the graphics were made in the book.<br /><br />Hammy tells a story about a girl taking a big shit on his cock as he was fucking her ass and that being the reason he doesn't do anal anymore.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">SONG BREAK</FONT><br /><br />No Doubt - "It's My Life"<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ubvV498pyIM?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ubvV498pyIM?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><font size=+1>W.T.F. NEWS</font><br /><br />First story is about 2 women who hid over $2,000 worth of shit in their belly fat rolls.<br /><br />Second story is about a British "Bad Sex In A Story" award.<br /><br />Third story is about a 107 year old woman who's diet is steak, beer and smoothies.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:45</FONT><br /><br />They plug Evans book again.<br /><br />They rip on Danny for his laptop making an annoying buzz noise during the show.<br /><br />Eddie talks about watching all of the Beverly Hills Cop movies as when he was sick.<br /><br />Evan say's he can't watch movies because he has a short attention span.<br /><br />Evan say's he wants to make a sex tape with Bristol Palin and have her read his book as he's fucking her ass and calling her mom a cunt. Danny say's have her retarded baby next to her and it will sell millions.<br /><br />Hammy say's all he has to do to get in the news is write an anonymous email to some special interest group, saying your outraged and want it banned, then the news networks will talk about it for weeks.<br /><br />They talk about trying to get Evan's book out to the masses and him being a media whore.<br /><br />Evan plugs his next stand up acts and plugs his website, www.dirtysancheznation.com and the show ends.<br /><br /><font size=+1>FOLLOW US ON TWITTER!</font><br /><br />You can follow us on Twitter by following <a href="http://www.twitter.com/hamradioshow">@hamradioshow</a><br /><br /><font size=+1>LISTEN TO THE REPLAY!</font><br /><br />Missed this weeks show? No problem! This weeks episode will air all over again <a href="http://www.edgefm.net/shows/ham-radio-2/">HERE</a> on EdgeFM. The replay will happen Monday's at 4pm Eastern.Ham Radio Show Rundownshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01611118983832424945noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1699032174653314748.post-69558748941551348902010-11-09T21:33:00.000-08:002010-11-09T21:34:09.014-08:00Ham Radio Show Rundown: 11-4-10<FONT size="+2" color="red">9:00</FONT><br /><br />Eddie say's pornstar Madelyn Marie will be interviewed tonight.<br /><br /><img src="http://i0.mfspics.com/models/956/219x296.jpg"><br /><br />Hammy say's he had a great day Tuesday because his fellow Republicans won big.<br /><br />Eddie talks about a big fire that happened in Edison, NJ at a club he was going to see a show at.<br /><br />Eddie teases a big Randy Quaid story.<br /><br />They get to the NFL picks. Hammy came in first place this week, while Eddie lost for the second week in a row.<br /><br />They call Craig, who is in Florida, after a few bad attempts to reach him. They fuck with his drunk ass for a while and tell him to get more drunk.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:20</FONT><br /><br />They notice a new cleaning lady in the offices who is much hotter than the previous one. Eddie wants her to come in to show her tits to everyone.<br /><br />Zach Sang arrives in studio.<br /><br />They talk about an incident with the Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato where Demi is now going to rehab after punching a backup dancer. Zach also mentions Demi is known for being depressed and cut herself.<br /><br />Drunk Craig calls the show and talks about a bunch of nonsense.<br /><br />Madelyn Marie arrives in studio and everyone agrees that she is the hottest porn star they had in studio.<br /><br />Hammy asks her how does she feel that men like Billy jack off to her videos. She say's she is used to men like that. She tells a story about a hot waiter asking for her number.<br /><br />They talk about the Disney kids going off the deep end and Nick kids are perfectly normal.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:38</FONT><br /><br />They play "Movies That Don't Suck".<br /><br />They talk about the Erotic Expo and plug ultramagnum.com's 3d porn stimulator. They also plug Madelyn's site, bluebirdfilms.com<br /><br />Madelyn shows her wonderful 34F boobs to the studio.<br /><br />They mention a studio member, Chuck, looks like Mark David Chapman.<br /><br />They talk about a city in California banning Happy Meals and how the government is slowly taking our personal choices away.<br /><br />Hammy say's San Fransisco banned Happy Meals because the toys were tiny dildo's and ball gags.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:54</FONT><br /><br />Madelyn talks about her family and that her Mother drinks a lot.<br /><br />They talk about various porn movies she does and her marriage to her husband, who is also a porn star.<br /><br />They ask her if she's up for playing 7 minutes in heaven with everyone in the studio. She say's it's a great idea.<br /><br />Drunk Craig calls again and starts talking about Demi Lavato. Everyone trashes him for not paying attention to his girlfriend.<br /><br />Eddie tells the Alexis Ford story and getting fired to Madelyn.<br /><br />Madelyn tells a story about going to a club with fellow porn stars and having a lesbian action.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:20</FONT><br /><br />Eddie plugs Steve Austin's new movie and Madelyn say's she had a crush on Austin when she was a kid. Hammy asks her if she had a crush on The Rock. She say's she works out with The Rock, so that fantasy was killed because they are friends.<br /><br />They play 7 minutes in heaven. The lucky person to get picked is Billy. They go to the bathroom, but Madelyn say's the bathroom is gross.<br /><br />They come back to the studio and everyone makes fun of Billy for being gay.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:39</FONT><br /><br />They continue to haze Billy for being gay.<br /><br />Instead of Billy, the lovely Allison (studio audience member) makes out with Madelyn instead. Everyone applauds.<br /><br />Eddie then motoboats Madelyn's tits.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:54</FONT><br /><br />They play a new trailer for her new movie, which is a parody of "The Dark Knight", and it is online at batfxxx.com<br /><br />Madelyn say's it has been a dream to play Catwoman and fuck Batman, and she is thrilled she got the chance to do it.<br /><br />They talk about other porn stars that are in the movie.<br /><br />They plug the porn convention in NJ this weekend.<br /><br />Madelyn talks about getting hate mail from comic fans angry at the parody.<br /><br />Hammy talks about Who's Nalin Palin and how it's more entertaining than sexy.<br /><br />They make fun of Billy for being gay again.<br /><br />Madelyn talks about getting caught masterbating while getting pulled over.<br /><br />Madelyn say's she always takes advantage of men and she is the instigator.<br /><br />They get to the NFL picks and since Danny is out of the studio, Madelyn picks Danny's teams as punishment.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:20</FONT><br /><br /><font size=+1>W.T.F. News</font><br /><br />First story is about a beastiality story involving a horse in Alabama and some creep.<br /><br />Hammy mentions a beastiality story involving a Australian rugby player.<br /><br />Second story is about a guy in a breathalizer costume sexually assaulting people.<br /><br />Third story is about a kid getting in trouble for having a sexy woman on his backpack, causing a community outrage at the school.<br /><br />They debate about sensitivity people have towards nudity.<br /><br />Hammy mentions a story about 92.3 Krock a few years ago with bare backs, that the mayor of Denville, NJ complained and made the station take down the ad.<br /><br />They talk about how madelyn looks like an every day normal looking woman instead of the typical porn star look.<br /><br />They talk about Prop 19, which was voted tremendously negative, which would have given California residents the right to grow small portions of legal weed. <br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:39</FONT><br /><br />They talk about Randy Quaid and his wife saying they are "mentally unstable" and that there are assassins after them.<br /><br />They play some audio of Randy Quaid and his wife saying they broke into someones house to stay there and hide.<br /><br />Hammy say's Jesse Ventura will do an episode of his show about this saying HAARP hired the hitmen and Bush paid them.<br /><br />Playing more audio, the Quaids say they think hitmen will kill Lindsay Lohan, Bitney Spears and Mel Gibson. They even say Mel Gibson was drugged when he made those wonderful phone calls.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:55</FONT><br /><br />They finish the show talking about psychotic Randy Quaid.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">SHOW ENDS AT 12:00</FONT><br /><br /><font size=+1>FOLLOW US ON TWITTER!</font><br /><br />You can follow us on Twitter by following <a href="http://www.twitter.com/hamradioshow">@hamradioshow</a><br /><br /><font size=+1>LISTEN TO THE REPLAY!</font><br /><br />Missed this weeks show? No problem! This weeks episode will air all over again Saturday night at 9pm EST on The Machine. Or, you can head on over <a href="http://www.edgefm.net/shows/ham-radio-2/">HERE</a> and you can listen to a replay of the entire show on EdgeFM. The replay will happen Monday's at 4pm Eastern.<br /><br />Thats all for this week, I'm <a href="http://www.twitter.com/hammyradio">Hammy</a>, and I'm out like Myspace in 2009Ham Radio Show Rundownshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01611118983832424945noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1699032174653314748.post-38205403312238715302010-10-19T04:37:00.000-07:002010-10-19T04:38:52.796-07:00Ham Radio Show Rundown: 10-13-10<FONT size="+2" color="red">9:00</FONT><br /><br />Eddie welcomes NY radio icon John Bell in studio.<br /><br />They give a quick rundown of the show.<br /><br />Danny runs down the NFL picks and Billy and Hammy are tied for last.<br /><br />They talk about John and his radio career.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:16</FONT><br /><br />Danny say's the Goom site finally put the promo for John Bell in studio on the website.<br /><br /><font size=+1>HOT BUTTON TOPICS</font><br /><br />First topic is about Anderson Cooper complaining about the word "gay" in a new movie trailer.<br /><br />They discuss several racist words, their meenings and why people are offended to them.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:38</FONT><br /><br />They play "Movies That Don't Suck"<br /><br /><font size=+1>HOT BUTTON TOPICS</font><br /><br />They continue the discussion of the word "gay" and Anderson Cooper.<br /><br />The second Hot Button Topic is NJ Governor hopeful Carl Paladino, a Tea Party member, who screwed up a script about gay people and how they are fucking up our children's future.<br /><br />They discuss how he goes to the gay pride parade and owns buildings that have gay clubs in them.<br /><br />They talk about a news article that revealed racy emails between Paladino and staff members where Paladino sends porn (including lesbians) to his contacts.<br /><br />They play a "new" Paladino ad.<br /><br />Hammy say's he loves Paladino and would vote for him. They make fun of him for being a racist Nazi.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:55</FONT><br /><br />Dr. Deb Laino, author of "11 Reasons Why Women Cheat", is on the phone.<br /><br />She plugs her new book, as well as a new book, "Breast Envy", that is coming out in January.<br /><br />They talk about masterbation and how some people say it's healthy for you.<br /><br />Dr. Deb say's it helps the prostate and your skin.<br /><br />John Bell say's people start touching themselves when they are young, so it's completely natural.<br /><br />Deb say's she got kicked out of a speech seminar because she said masterbation at a young age is ok and normal.<br /><br />Email question comes in, "Is it ok to fart during sex". Deb say's it's normal, but you should eat healthier foods before sex. It's normal, but embarassing.<br /><br />Another email question comes from Pittsburgh, asking "Why can't I cum?". Deb say's it's most likely an anxiety issue or he's taking a medication that's causing him to prolong ejaculation.<br /><br />Another email question, "How can I have my wife initiate sex?". Deb say's to be more dominant and treat her like a woman more.<br /><br />John Bell say's this guy is lucky and he knows some guy's who's wifes don't want sex at all.<br /><br />Eddie asks how can guy's get more blowjobs. Deb say's listen to the women and she will suck your dick.<br /><br />Deb tells everyone how she gives a good blowjob.<br /><br />Hammy say's if his girlfriend did what Deb said to him tonight, he would marry her first thing in the morning.<br /><br />Deb say's candy necklaces and you and your partner can play with them as well.<br /><br />They wrap up and say bye.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:20</FONT><br /><br /><font size=+1>W.T.F. News</font><br /><br />Instead of Danny doing the news, John Bell does us the honor of doing the news himself.<br /><br />Danny try's to read a news story. John is not impressed.<br /><br />They thank John Bell for doing the news.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.twitvid.com/player/DML2Q"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.twitvid.com/player/DML2Q" quality="high" allowscriptaccess="always" allowNetworking="all" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Zach Sang enters the studio and say's if Betty White can get on SNL, John Bell can get on Goom by creating a Facebook Group.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:40</FONT><br /><br />Hammy say's he just created a Facebook group for getting John Bell to Goom.<br /><br />They get to the first punishment for the bad NFL picks. Billy is first, and his punishment, "The Double Sided Dildo Drop", which is being handcuffed and taking a dildo in his mouth to the other side of the office and back.<br /><br />They give Hammy the option of having an electric shock treatment to his head or getting tazed by John Bell. Hammy say's since he's been tazed before, he will do the electric shock treatment.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:53</FONT><br /><br />They debut "Billy's Basement", a new show he wants to propose to Goom.<br /><br />Billy talks about the history of some punk/rock bands and the history of their recording sessions with legendary producers.<br /><br />They play a song picked by Billy in honor of his new show.<br /><br />Billy talks about more Punk/rock bands and they play another song.<br /><br />Billy finishes up his time in the spotlight with his mini music show. Eddie say's Hammy is getting shocked next.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:15</FONT><br /><br />John Bell has the honor of punishing Hammy, taunting him in the process saying "You'll never make it in radio".<br /><br />Hammy yells the safe phrase "I'm Hammy and I love cock in my ass", after a few minutes of torture.<br /><br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_60qqmU0Auo?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_60qqmU0Auo?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />They go through the NFL picks.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:40</FONT><br /><br />Eddie talks about Marisa Miller, who is the new NFL employee that will get to do player interviews.<br /><br /><img src="http://allamerican4np.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/miller4.jpg"><br /><br />They talk with John Bell about the future of radio. John loves Goom and how internet is the future.<br /><br />Eddie and John Bell discuss what happened after the interview he had with him involving Clearchannel. John say's he got a lot of emails saying he was bashing the company.<br /><br />John say's he holds no grudges against his former employers even though his salary was just a number, not his contributions.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:55</FONT><br /><br />They thank John Bell for coming in. John say's this show is what radio should be, having fun and entertaining the audience.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">SHOW ENDS AT 11:58</FONT><br /><br /><font size=+1>FOLLOW US ON TWITTER!</font><br /><br />You can follow us on Twitter by following <a href="http://www.twitter.com/hamradioshow">@hamradioshow</a><br /><br /><font size=+1>LISTEN TO THE REPLAY!</font><br /><br />Missed this weeks show? No problem! This weeks episode will air all over again Saturday night at 9pm EST on The Machine. Or, you can head on over <a href="http://www.edgefm.net/shows/ham-radio-2/">HERE</a> and you can listen to a replay of the entire show on EdgeFM. The replay will happen Monday's at 4pm Eastern.<br /><br /><font size=+1>SHAMELESS PLUGS!</font><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/therundowngoom">The Rundown</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/gutsradio">G.U.T.S. Radio</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/brainsturadio">Brainstu Radio</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.edgefm.net">EdgeFM</a><br /><br />Thats all for this week, I'm <a href="http://www.twitter.com/hammyradio">Hammy</a>, and I'm out like Myspace in 2009Ham Radio Show Rundownshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01611118983832424945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1699032174653314748.post-10006782227017400332010-10-12T02:01:00.000-07:002010-10-12T02:10:47.843-07:00Ham Radio Show Rundown: 10-07-10<FONT size="+2" color="red">9:00</FONT><br /><br />Eddie say's we are back LIVE.<br /><br />We start the show on the down note, Koof is NOT here and won't be for the foreseeable future.<br /><br />Danny say's his Iphone is not working anymore because he is broke.<br /><br />Hammy say's his Iphone rules and it is the greatest piece of technology he's ever owned. They talk about the Ipad.<br /><br />Eddie say's congrats to Hammy for having a girlfriend for 2 and a half years.<br /><br />They talk about the hot chicks outside the studio who are going to be in bikinis later.<br /><br />Hammy say's the Yankees are winning 5-2 in the bottom of the 9th.<br /><br />They talk about the NFL picks and how Koof lost big time because Eddie's mom picked awful picks for Koof.<br /><br />Eddie teases the huge announcement of a big time guest coming in studio next week.<br /><br />Eddie teases another big time story that is "Earth Shattering", that Craig sent to him.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:16</FONT><br /><br />They point out Koof has missed the previous 2 weeks he has lost the football picks.<br /><br /><font size=+1>HOT BUTTON TOPICS</font><br /><br />First topic is about a gay kid killing himself because his hook up with a guy was streamed over the internet.<br /><br />Eddie say's he's on the fence about cyber bullying because he's both on the receiving and giving end of the bullying.<br /><br />They discuss bullying in school. Eddie and Hammy say they've been bullied since they were kids and most insults don't hurt.<br /><br />Eddie say's being bullied is beneficial because it builds character.<br /><br />Eddie tells a story about being bullied in school and stepping up for himself.<br /><br />Eddie say's he attempted suicide once because of bullying.<br /><br />They talk about bullying some more.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:34</FONT><br /><br /><font size=+1>HOT BUTTON TOPICS</font><br /><br />Second topic is Brett Favre allegedly sending naughty messages to Jenn Sterger, a ridiculously hot Jets fan who now works behind the scenes for the team.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.thesportsbank.net/core/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/jenn-sterger-jets.jpg"><br /><font size=+1>We'd love to send naughty messages to her too...</font><br /><br />They play some messages that supposedly Brett Favre left for her.<br /><br />They take a look at some pics that are allegedly Brett Favre's cock. They determine if they think it's real or not.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:53</FONT><br /><br />They play "Movies That Don't Suck"<br /><br />Eddie plugs The Stress Factory, which is the sponsor of this weeks "Movies That Don't Suck".<br /><br />They bring the lovely Vanessa Ramirez in studio, who is the model of the month of October.<br /><br />They gawk at her outfit.<br /><br /><font size=+1>From Hammy's Twitter</font><br /><img src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs207.ash2/46996_438648662599_40265872599_5233320_5496674_n.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs288.snc4/40750_438648812599_40265872599_5233327_5835163_n.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs157.snc4/37200_438648632599_40265872599_5233319_759874_n.jpg"><br /><font size=+1>Follow @HammyRadio</font><br /><br />They ask her about what type of guy she likes. She say's she loves a strong guy with a sense of humor and a nice ass.<br /><br />(That about rules out everyone in studio, but we still hope for the best)<br /><br />The band Giants At Large outside the studio shows Vanessa their asses through the windows and she comments on their asses.<br /><br />They play "Anal Or No Anal". She say's she doesn't like anal sex, but say's she has done it once before.<br /><br />They talk about abusive relationships and the girls discuss dating bad boy's.<br /><br />They take some photos of her.<br /><br />Hammy say's she and every woman in studio smells fantastic. Eddie and Billy agree.<br /><br />They tease a special game they play with all women that are on the show.<br /><br />Eddie and the guy's plug their web site.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:19</FONT><br /><br />They continue gawking over the lovely Vanessa Ramirez.<br /><br />They ask her what a great date for her is. She say's a fancy restaurant and NO sex afterward on the first date.<br /><br />Vanessa say's she's honest and speaks her mind whenever she has an opinion.<br /><br />They try to get her to say sexy shit in Spanish. She can't do it without laughing.<br /><br />They play "Master-Bate Theatre" and explain to Vanessa that she has to give a good fake orgasm. Her friend from Dee Gee Entertainment does it instead because Vanessa doesn't want to. They decide that all 4 women in studio will do a fake orgasm. They can't stop laughing during it.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:40</FONT><br /><br /><font size=+1>W.T.F. News</font><br /><br />First story is about a 45 year old Memphis man that shot a couple of teens in the ass over an argument.<br /><br />Second story is about the Naked Cowboy (seriously) running for President.<br /><br />Hammy say's as much as he hates Obama, he would never vote for Naked Cowboy.<br /><br />Third story is about a woman who hit someone with a bag of dog shit. The woman threw the bag of shit out her car at a biker.<br /><br />They complain about the sound effects not working on the board.<br /><br />Fourth story is about the Westboro Baptist Church being involved in a law suit because of a dead soldier. They try to read and comment on the story, but Vanessa Ramirez and her crew are leaving the studios, and we couldn't stop starring at her...<br /><br /><img src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs077.ash2/37206_438649407599_40265872599_5233356_7059538_n.jpg" height="400px" width="400px"><br /><font size=+1>Perfect excuse for fucking up reading a news story.</font><br /><br />Eddie finishes this segment ranting about Shirley Phelps Roper and the Westboro Baptist Church.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:53</FONT><br /><br />Giants At Large is in studio. They introduce themselves and talk about their music. They just released an album.<br /><br />They tell a story about their van breaking down on the road and their previous members quitting the band because of that.<br /><br />They play a song.<br /><br />They debate who is hotter on Jersey Shore between Snooki and Angelina. It's even between the two. Eddie say's Snooki would give a great blowjob.<br /><br />they play another song, "Baloon Ribbon".<br /><br />They plug their Myspace.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:20</FONT><br /><br />They get to the NFL picks contest.<br /><br />They go through all the games and pick their winners for each game.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:40</FONT><br /><br />Brian from Giants at Large gets multiple taser shots. Everyone loves it.<br /><br />Eddie talks about a new rock station he is proposing to Goom about classic metal. They play some "Electric Eye" by Judas Priest.<br /><br />They talk about more music that could be possibly on this new channel.<br /><br />Eddie announces that John Bell will be the guest host next week. They play out this segment with Judas Priest.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:54</FONT><br /><br />Eddie plugs whats coming up next week. Giants at Large plays the show out.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">SHOW ENDS AT 11:58</FONT><br /><br /><font size=+1>FOLLOW US ON TWITTER!</font><br /><br />You can follow us on Twitter by following <a href="http://www.twitter.com/hamradioshow">@hamradioshow</a><br /><br /><font size=+1>LISTEN TO THE REPLAY!</font><br /><br />Missed this weeks show? No problem! This weeks episode will air all over again Saturday night at 9pm EST on The Machine. Or, you can head on over <a href="http://www.edgefm.net/shows/ham-radio-2/">HERE</a> and you can listen to a replay of the entire show on EdgeFM. The replay will happen Monday's at 4pm Eastern.<br /><br /><font size=+1>SHAMELESS PLUGS!</font><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/therundowngoom">The Rundown</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/gutsradio">G.U.T.S. Radio</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/brainsturadio">Brainstu Radio</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.edgefm.net">EdgeFM</a><br /><br />That's all for this week, I'm <a href="http://www.twitter.com/hammyradio">Hammy</a>, and I'm out like the Boston Redsox. Bazinga!Ham Radio Show Rundownshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01611118983832424945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1699032174653314748.post-10636465089998903122010-09-29T01:19:00.000-07:002010-09-29T01:20:00.520-07:00Ham Radio Show Rundown: September 22nd, 2010<FONT size="+2" color="red">9:00</FONT><br /><br />They announce Billy AND Koof are not in studio. It is just Eddie, Danny and Craig.<br /><br />They talk about the Jets and how they beat the Patriots at the new Meadowlands Stadium.<br /><br />They discuss the NFL picks game they are playing where the loser gets a humiliating punishment. Koof and Billy aren't there and they both came in last. They speculate.<br /><br />Eddie say's he wants an intern to smell his pee.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:13</FONT><br /><br />They talk about multiple punishments they can give the interns. Eddie say's he wants the interns to smell his pee.<br /><br />Eddie talks about his pee some more and complications he has with his pee. They discuss coffee and having interns getting coffee.<br /><br />Billy is on the phone. They continue to discuss Eddie's pee problem.<br /><br />Craig Google's Eddie's problem. He say's Eddie should see a doctor immediately.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:33</FONT><br /><br />They discuss having a new smoking ban in New York where it's banned almost everywhere except your house. The new ban is now in the Times Square sitting area. They discuss how safe the governments trying to be, yet ruining jobs for people in tobacco comapny's.<br /><br />Billy brings up how the raised taxes and bans are not making anyone quit. Smokers will smoke.<br /><br />Moving on, they discuss Paris Hilton, who was arrested for cocaine posession and how she is only getting a 2,000$ fine.<br /><br />They discuss Lindsay Lohan failing a drug test. They discuss how she gets special treatment.<br /><br />They talk about Lindsay Lohan's father yelling at her lawyer.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:48</FONT><br /><br /><img src="http://planetdiva.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/aloisia2.jpg?w=575&h=364"><br /><font size=+1>Former WWE Diva Aloisia on the phone</font><br /><br />She describes her figure to the audience. Eddie say's she was fired for (supposedly) doing some naughty things before she became a diva.<br /><br />Aloisia say's she took some racy photos when she was younger as a fitness model and her photos were a mistake she made when she was younger.<br /><br />The guy's all gawk at her figure.<br /><br />They talk about Linda McMahon, who is running for Connecticut senator and if her past and her politics have anything to do with her firing. Aloisia say's WWE is a business and they are allowed to fire and hire whoever they want.<br /><br />Aloisia say's before WWE, she had a reality show in talk.<br /><br />They talk about her figure again and her relationship life.<br /><br />Aloisia describes her perfect man, which fits the descriptions of NONE of the guy's in studio. Eddie asks if she prefers a big cock. She say's it's not important, but it has to be there.<br /><br />They talk about her past again and how her career will continue because of that or not.<br /><br />Aloisia shoots down some rumors the nerds in the IWC are spreading about her.<br /><br />Eddie hits on her and say's she is the perfect woman.<br /><br />They wrap up and say bye.<br /><br />Craig say's Eddie has no shot with her.<br /><br />They agree that they should set Aloisia up with Rudy, who is a tall black guy that works at Goom.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:13</FONT><br /><br /><font size=+1>W.T.F. News</font><br /><br />- First story is about actor Randy Quaid and his wife being in trouble with the law for <a href="http://www.internetbits.com/randy-quaid-and-wife-arrested-for-squatting/53142/">bailing some bills</a>. They discuss some of his movies.<br /><br />- Second story is about a woman caught having sex with some dude <a href="http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20081126/NEWS/81126006/Update-Hawk-fan-says-bathroom-sex-scandal-ruined-my-life-">in a bathroom</a>. She had a few beverages to drink. They bash her for not fucking her husband and some random guy instead. A security guard ruined the fun by calling the cops.<br /><br />- Third story is about a parrot <a href="http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/mad-mad-world/Parrot-arrested-for-helping-drug-dealers-in-Columbia-Report/articleshow/6571320.cms">being arrested</a> for helping drug dealers escape a rade. The parrot, named "Lorenzo" screamed "Run! Run!". Eddie say's the entire Police force is stupid because they actually arrested a parrot.<br /><br />They discuss the Octomom having trouble with her mortgage payments.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:33</FONT><br /><br />Eddie mentions getting emails from Aloisia's PR people about how the interview was "rude" and not appropiate.<br /><br />They discuss the football picks bit again. Eddie runs down the scores and they all take their picks for next week.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:49</FONT><br /><br />They have Dan Bruder from "Who The Hell Is Dan Bruder" on the phone. They discuss how the episode with Eddie on it had a very good ratings number.<br /><br />Dan discusses the show and talks about what the shows subjects are.<br /><br />They discuss story's of Dan and his band, how they got started and the members of the band.<br /><br />Dan mentions he will be on Letterman tomorrow.<br /><br />They tell some more stories before saying bye.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:14</FONT><br /><br />Eddie gives a special shout out to Nick G. Today is his birthday and he is a good fan.<br /><br />Eddie is FURIOUS at Aloisia's PR people that they bitched about the interview. Craig say's the PR people are at fault for putting their client on their show in the first place when they should have checked the show out beforehand. Eddie mentions Aloisia has no beef with Ham Radio, but she has to please the WWE audience.<br /><br />They mention the WWE and how they shut up anyone who talks about anything sexual with their wrestlers.<br /><br />Danny say's that interview wouldn't fly on "The Golden Child's" channel.<br /><br />Danny blames Linda McMahon for destroying WWE and making it go PG.<br /><br />They discuss wrestling and how it was amazing back in the day. Eddie mentions "The Rundown", an old wrestling show on Goom that is no longer there because the business sucks.<br /><br />Eddie talks about several WWE divas doing Playboy before and during their careers.<br /><br />Eddie say's if Linda wins and is a Senator in CT, the McMahon empire will own the entire east coast.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:33</FONT><br /><br />They bring up the NFL punishment bit again and finish their picks with the remaining games of the week.<br /><br />They discuss the Denver Broncos wide receiver Kenny McKinley dying over the weekend.<br /><br />They talk about all of their cars breaking down and not being able to go anywhere besides public transport.<br /><br />They discussed the show Hard Knocks and how Derrell Revis held out for all of that money and is now injured.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:48</FONT><br /><br />Eddie plugs all of Goom's radios on the website.<br /><br />They talk about a religious sacrifice involving chickens that is pissing off PETA and other activists.<br /><br />They talk about religious traditions that are very violent towards animals and other humans.<br /><br />They finish the show talking about the proper way to slaughter animals where the animals don't feel pain.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">SHOW ENDS AT 11:58</FONT><br /><br /><font size=+1>FOLLOW US ON TWITTER!</font><br /><br />You can follow us on Twitter by following <a href="http://www.twitter.com/hamradioshow">@hamradioshow</a><br /><br /><font size=+1>LISTEN TO THE REPLAY!</font><br /><br />Missed this weeks show? No problem! This weeks episode will air all over again Saturday night at 9pm EST on The Machine. Or, you can head on over <a href="http://www.edgefm.net/shows/ham-radio-2/">HERE</a> and you can listen to a replay of the entire show on EdgeFM. The replay will happen Monday's at 4pm Eastern.<br /><br /><font size=+1>SHAMELESS PLUGS!</font><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/therundowngoom">The Rundown</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/gutsradio">G.U.T.S. Radio</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/brainsturadio">Brainstu Radio</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.edgefm.net">EdgeFM</a><br /><br />Thats all for this week, I'm <a href="http://www.twitter.com/hammyradio">Hammy</a>, and I'm out like Chicago Cubs fans' hopes of ever winning a World Series.Ham Radio Show Rundownshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01611118983832424945noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1699032174653314748.post-75856315921656380582010-09-07T15:09:00.000-07:002010-09-07T15:10:11.921-07:00Ham Radio Show Rundown - September 2nd, 2010<FONT size="+2" color="red">9:00</FONT><br /><br />WERE BACK! We are very happy to be back on the radio. And to the haters...<br /><br /><img src="http://www.orlandoweekly.com/blog/images/fuckyou.jpg"><br /><br />Our first topic back is the ground zero Mosque controversy. Koof say's he's on the fence about this issue, while Billy say's they built 3 stadiums instead of something at ground zero. Eddie say's he doesn't know what the big deal is.<br /><br />Eddie say's it boils down to racism. They discuss the Mosque some more.<br /><br />Eddie say's the real crime is New York City not giving more respect and care to the fire fighters and cops who ran into the buildings as they were burning.<br /><br />Eddie brings up Obama and the people who think he's Muslim.<br /><br />Billy say's they should tax the churches and religious landmarks.<br /><br />They mention a scene in the Bill Maher documentary "Religilous" where Bill points out the Vatican and say's "Would Jesus live here?"<br /><br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-e1H3KRcqKo?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-e1H3KRcqKo?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:16</FONT><br /><br />They want to introduce a rule where if anyone's phone goes off during the show and you didn't put it on silent, you get a taser show.<br /><br />They talk about Glenn Beck and his insane rally in Washington DC and the racism he is spewing to the public on the anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.'s famous speech.<br /><br />They read some some of Beck's words.<br /><br />Eddie mentions an episode of The Boondocks where they bring MLK back from the dead and he walked in on a typical party in the ghetto.<br /><br /><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/FTJjO0DuEB8/0.jpg" height="400px" width="400px"><br /><FONT size="+1">Charming...</FONT><br /><br />They read more Glenn Beck quotes. They mention how all other news networks don't take him seriously.<br /><br />Eddie talks about DC Comics creating a Batman Inc. with multiple Batman's protecting cities all over the world.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:33</FONT><br /><br />They mention comedian Robert Schimmel was involved in a very serious car accident. They send their thoughts and prayers to Schimmel and his family.<br /><br />They replay their interview with Roberty Schimmel.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:03</FONT><br /><br />They have Bryan from FOE Radio and Joe from Rock U Radio in studio. They discuss the new things happening at Goom.<br /><br />Eddie say's they need some new "freaks" of the show and he wants to fuck with the new interns. They make fun of Niko and his huge glasses.<br /><br />They get to know Niko.<br /><br />Eddie wants to audition all of the Goom interns and find the "good ones" in the bunch.<br /><br />Eddie talks about the new boss at Goom.<br /><br />Intern Niko tells a story about getting pooped on when he fucked his chick.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:24</FONT><br /><br />They keep thinking of names for Intern Niko.<br /><br />Eddie say's the stars of Machete were supposed to be in studio, but backed out because of complications of scheduling.<br /><br />Eddie talks about Inception, and how good of a good movie it was. He say's in all of DiCaprio's movies, Dicaprio is not as good as his supporting cast.<br /><br />They discuss other movies that are out.<br /><br />koof says him and his chick are very happy and they saw a lot of chick movies because his girlfriend "Freckles" made him go. Koof say's she loves sex more then he does. Everyone bashes him.<br /><br />They spoil more summer movies.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:41</FONT><br /><br />Koof talks about the new show Boardwalk Empire, which Martin Scorsese is producting.<br /><br />Koof say's he doesn't have any HBO or movie channels, just basic cable. Everyone rips on him for being cheap.<br /><br />Eddie complains that the big TV networks are bringing back old 70's tv shows, just renaming them and rehashing old episodes.<br /><br />They point out that every "disaster" movie or TV show has a black president.<br /><br />They talk about the new show "No Ordinary Family" being an exact duplicate of the Disney movie, The Incredibles.<br /><br />They continue the similarities between the new shows and the older shows that they rehashed material from.<br /><br />Billy say's the only thing he's looking forward to watch this fall is the NFL.<br /><br />Eddie say's he's only looking forward to Family Guy.<br /><br />They mention they will be talking to A Welcome Burden when they return from break.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:07</FONT><br /><br />They talk about Slash getting a divorce. Eddie complains his wife will get GnR money she doesn't deserve.<br /><br />They talk about getting married. Eddie say's married couples fight about stupid nonsense.<br /><br />Koof say's he and his girlfriend are very happy. Eddie say's that's because their relationship just started and they will start fighting eventually.<br /><br />(Editor's note: Koof, trust me buddy. Haven't gotten a blowjob in almost 7 months and we fight almost all the time. 2 YEARS.)<br /><br />They continue talking about marriage.<br /><br />They talk about Koof's relationship some more.<br /><br />They talk about thinking of other women while having sex.<br /><br />Eddie talks about peeing in a girls mouth because she just licked the head of his cock, which is very sensitive on a guy, making him pee.<br /><br />Koof mentions his chick is in class, so they can't call her. Everyone rips on him cause his chick might cheat on him.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:32</FONT><br /><br />They talk about a Staten Island sex ed teacher who allowed her students to use vulger words and language in class.<br /><br />They discuss freedom of speech in school and sex ed.<br /><br />Eddie mentions a Louis CK bit where he compares "The N Word" and the word Nigger.<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uqwj--wGEgY?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uqwj--wGEgY?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />Koof all of the sudden gets a text from his chick and he bounces from the studio. Eddie and Billy rip on him for being whipped. Eddie is mad Koof just leaves the show instead of texting Freckles saying he will call her in a minute.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:48</FONT><br /><br />Koof will NOT be on the show the rest of the night because Freckles has to talk to him. Eddie say's Koof is so whipped it's scary.<br /><br />Eddie gives a show rundown of what happened and what was SUPPOSED to happen tonight.<br /><br />Eddie talks about the meeting him and Goom management have to do after the show about getting a big named celebrity in studio.<br /><br />They thank the fans for listening and supporting the show and say bye.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">SHOW ENDS AT 11:58</FONT><br /><br /><font size=+1>FOLLOW US ON TWITTER!</font><br /><br />You can follow us on Twitter by following <a href="http://www.twitter.com/hamradioshow">@hamradioshow</a><br /><br /><font size=+1>LISTEN TO THE REPLAY!</font><br /><br />Missed this weeks show? No problem! This weeks episode will air all over again Saturday night at 9pm EST on The Machine. Or, you can head on over <a href="http://www.edgefm.net/shows/ham-radio-2/">HERE</a> and you can listen to a replay of the entire show on EdgeFM. The replay will happen Monday's at 4pm Eastern.<br /><br /><font size=+1>SHAMELESS PLUGS!</font><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/therundowngoom">The Rundown</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/gutsradio">G.U.T.S. Radio</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/brainsturadio">Brainstu Radio</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.edgefm.net">EdgeFM</a><br /><br />Thats all for this week, I'm <a href="http://www.twitter.com/hammyradio">Hammy</a>, and I'm out like Uncle Eddie a month ago.Ham Radio Show Rundownshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01611118983832424945noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1699032174653314748.post-84654039297894735692010-07-07T11:08:00.001-07:002010-07-07T11:08:51.138-07:00Ham Radio Show Rundown: June 30th, 2010<FONT size="+2" color="red">9:13</FONT><br /><br />Due to technical issues, the guy's didn't start til 15 minutes late.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.hamradioshow.net/images/goom-radio-logo.jpg" height="400px" width="400px"><br /><font size=+1>Gotta love Goom...</font><br /><br />They make fun of Bill for playing Farmville.<br /><br />They rundown the show for tonight.<br /><br />They mention Koof won't be in studio next week because he will be on a near one month long road trip with a friend.<br /><br />Koof talks about his mechanic lying to him about his car being broken and his mom panicing for his safety. Koof say's he paid a lot more money then he should have for a simple fix that really wasn't going to cause a major problem.<br /><br />They switch topics to Lebron James, who is looking for apartments in the East Village. Eddie say's the Nets and Knicks suck and Lebron won't help them in any sort.<br /><br />Koof say's if the Knicks sign Lebron and another big name, they will win at least 45 games next year.<br /><br />They talk about Larry King, who is retiring after 20 years on CNN. They think Ryan Seacrest will replace him.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:33</FONT><br /><br />They make fun of Billy for being old.<br /><br />Billy argues with Danny about not making promos.<br /><br />Eddie say's he got his check the other day for the research group that wants to test his piss.<br /><br />They mention Zach Sang not being at Goom this week and say how much easier it is without him at Goom. Eddie say's they are having a pornstar live in studio next week and if Zach and his teen party are here, he will still have the pornstar do shit in studio.<br /><br />Eddie talks about the various sex toys they have from the various pornstars that have been on the show.<br /><br />They mention Al Gore, who is in trouble for apparently demanding sexual favors from a massage therapist.<br /><br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4z3uvI_fTAI&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4z3uvI_fTAI&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />Eddie talks about getting a handjob from a lovely female in Atlantic City.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:39</FONT><br /><br /><font size=+1>Singer Danny Connoly is in studio</font><br /><br />Danny say's his agent told him Ham Radio isn't the professional type of show.<br /><br />Danny say's his album is still in the works, but has a few songs out.<br /><br />They talk about making the songs.<br /><br />Koof takes a guess that Danny is a rapper or R&B artist just based on the way he is dressed.<br /><br />"Nosedive Nick" bombs at a joke about Staten Island.<br /><br />Danny talks about making a demo in his room at only 16 years old.<br /><br />They talk about the differences between R&B and Pop music.<br /><br />Danny talks about the writing process and creative process of making a record.<br /><br />Danny say's he idolizes Michael Jackson. Eddie brings up he idolizes a pedophile. They discuss his controversy and his case.<br /><br />They talk about the positives and negatives about the music business.<br /><br />Eddie say's he loves the "No Name Concert Series" the show is doing and they talk about the idea behind it.<br /><br />They play his song "Cloud 9", everyone likes it even though it isn't the typical style of music they don't showcase.<br /><br />Danny sings another song called "Fade Away" a capella. Koof say's he has a nice voice and is happy his other song isn't all Auto-Tune like most music is.<br /><br />They say Danny sounds a lot like Justin Timberlake.<br /><br />They wrap up and say bye.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:15</FONT><br /><br />They comment on Danny Connoly and his music.<br /><br />They discuss Michael Jackson some more.<br /><br />They make fun of the PD on The Machine for getting annoyed of them playing an R&B song.<br /><br />Eddie say's he is stealing a bit from Bubba The Love Spounge and plays a music bed in the background, cutting everyones mic and explains an inside joke about a Goom staff member to Koof. Eddie say's when Koof is confused about something, they will play that music bed and explain shit to him.<br /><br />They get back to Al Gore and the woman who is claiming he assaulted her.<br /><br />They play audio of the woman talking about what happened.<br /><br />They play it out like a Law & Order episode.<br /><br />Everyone thinks she is full of shit.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:25</FONT><br /><br />Koof points out Goom is still playing the promo about the show moving to Wednesday nights even though they have been doing Wednesday nights for over a couple of months now. Koof say's he is really annoyed at the PD for not removing the promo yet.<br /><br />They get back to discussing the Al Gore broad and her non truthful stories.<br /><br />They play the rest of the interview she gave and point out the flaws in her story.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:44</FONT><br /><br />They are trying to get pornstar Courtney Cummz on the phone. Her phone goes to voicemail.<br /><br />They discuss pornography and cool titles of porn they saw.<br /><br />They try calling Courtney again with no luck. They leave the show recording as her voicemail message.<br /><br />They gawk at her photos and videos. Danny say's he has over an 8 and a half inch cock that he wants to fuck her with.<br /><br />Eddie brings up complaints they have been getting from listeners about them starting late. Eddie explains that Zach Sang is always running late and that management fuck up the board for them.<br /><br />They mention Koof won't be in for the next few weeks, so comic Carmello Bongiovi will be filling in for Koof next week.<br /><br />They talk about the cleaning lady outside and mention the other cleaning lady got fired because another DJ brought her on the air.<br /><br />Eddie calls everyone out for being pussies to bring the cleaning lady in studio.<br /><br />Coutney Cummz calls the show. She say's she got the 15 minute long voicemail message and that the reason she didn't answer was because she was with family.<br /><br />Courtney say's she is about to take a shower.<br /><br />Courtney talks about doing her first porn scene and losing her virginity to a black guy.<br /><br />They talk about the taste of cum. Courtney say's she loves the taste of cum as long as the guy eats Asparagus before.<br /><br />Koof say's he loves female ejaculation.<br /><br />They talk about other scenes she has done.<br /><br />Koof fucks with her and talks about incest porn and asks her if she would have sex with any of her family members.<br /><br />They talk about the Al Gore situation and ask Courtney if she would have sex with a politician.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:10</FONT><br /><br />Courtney say's she was in the bathtub washing herself the entire past segment.<br /><br />Koof say's he is gawking at the cover of "Courtney's Fantasies" with other pornstars and they talk about why is everyone obsessed with blondes.<br /><br />Koof asks Courtney for advice about people trying anal sex for the first time. Courtney say's stretch it out with fingers and use a lot of lube.<br /><br />They talk about the best cock Courtney has ever had. She say's every day is a new day.<br /><br />They discuss moving to different media outlets besides porn.<br /><br />they talk about peeing. Courtney say's she refuses to do that.<br /><br />They try to play "Masterbate Theater", but she doesn't do it.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:33</FONT><br /><br />Eddie say's the interview with Courtney Cummz sucked.<br /><br />They mention UFC 116 with Brock Lesner taking on Shane Carwin. They talk about Lesner's sickness that kept him out of commision for an entire year.<br /><br />They discuss the story behind the fight and predict who they think is going to win.<br /><br />They discuss whether the big fight was marketing or not and whether Lesner is legit.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:45</FONT><br /><br />They discuss Batista from WWE signing a deal with Strikeforce.<br /><br />They talk about MMA not being legal in New York.<br /><br />They discuss the history of the UFC and how the sport has evolved and compare it to WWE.<br /><br />They wrap up the show and say bye.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">SHOW ENDS AT 11:59</FONT><br /><br /><font size=+1>FOLLOW US ON TWITTER!</font><br /><br />You can follow us on Twitter by following <a href="http://www.twitter.com/hamradioshow">@hamradioshow</a><br /><br /><font size=+1>LISTEN TO THE REPLAY!</font><br /><br />Missed this weeks show? No problem! This weeks episode will air all over again Saturday night at 9pm EST on The Machine. Or, you can head on over <a href="http://www.edgefm.net/shows/ham-radio-2/">HERE</a> and you can listen to a replay of the entire show on EdgeFM. The replay will happen Monday's at 4pm Eastern.<br /><br /><font size=+1>SHAMELESS PLUGS!</font><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/therundowngoom">The Rundown</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/gutsradio">G.U.T.S. Radio</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/brainsturadio">Brainstu Radio</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.edgefm.net">EdgeFM</a><br /><br />Thats all for this week, I'm <a href="http://www.twitter.com/hammyradio">Hammy</a>, go fuck yourself.Ham Radio Show Rundownshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01611118983832424945noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1699032174653314748.post-44480758705163332312010-06-28T23:03:00.001-07:002010-06-28T23:03:37.571-07:00Ham Radio Show Rundown: June 23rd, 2010<FONT size="+2" color="red">9:00</FONT><br /><br />They are in another studio because Zach Sang is having a band on his show, so him being "The Golden Child", gets anything he wants.<br /><br />They compliment Miss Stacey on how good she looks and her lovely perfume.<br /><br /><img src="http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg190/scaled.php?tn=0&server=190&filename=k19y.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640"><br /><br />They plug the rest of the show.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:13</FONT><br /><br />They are talking about the underage girls in the Goom offices and how they are dressed like whores.<br /><br />Eddie talks about feeling bad recently about the Goom management not liking them at all and coming to the conclusion he doesn't care anymore. They talk about causing trouble at Goom and being the assholes they always are.<br /><br />They talk about Billy's epic pony tail and how dry it is.<br /><br />They make fun of Billy for looking a lot like Steven Seagal.<br /><br /><img src="http://mutantreviewers.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/seagal6.jpg"><br /><br />They talk about General McChrystal and how he <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/24/us/politics/24mcchrystal.html">"Resigned"</a>. Eddie say's Obama needs to be the angry black guy and not take shit from anybody anymore.<br /><br />They debate whether firing McChrystal was the right thing to do.<br /><br />Billy say's McChrystal should be able to criticize the President and not have any criticism for his opinions.<br /><br />Eddie say's he talked shit about the President and should be fired.<br /><br />They read some quotes from <a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/17390/119236">the original interview</a>.<br /><br />Eddie teases a Lady Gaga story and expresses hatred for her.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:34</FONT><br /><br />Eddie talks about Jerry Seinfeld <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/22/jerry-seinfeld-lady-gaga_n_621224.html">hating on Lady Gaga</a> because she made a fool of herself in his box.<br /><br />Zach Sang interrupts the show and thanks them for switching studios. Eddie say's Zach can throw one of his hot interns his way in return, or Shelly Rome.<br /><br />Billy say's Seinfeld has no right to complain about Gaga because he wasn't at the game.<br /><br />They debate about whether Seinfeld was right or not.<br /><br />Eddie say's while her music bother him, he absolutely hates her constant need for attention and doing stupid shit to get attention.<br /><br /><font size=+1>Not to mention wearing a ridiculous outfit at her own sister's High School graduation just to soak more attention for herself instead of her sister.</font><br /><br />Koof pops up a pic of Stefani Germanotta, before she became Lady Gaga.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.starpulse.com/news/media/Lady_Gaga_MTV_boiling_point.jpg"><br /><br />Koof say's he would still fuck her now.<br /><br />Eddie say's she is trying to be Madonna 2.0.<br /><br />Koof wonders why people get mad about what celebrity's do in their spare times.<br /><br />They debate about why Lady Gaga is annoying.<br /><br />They get distracted by a porn site and watch some porn of Kagney Linn Karter. They love her ass.<br /><br /><img src="http://s132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/losernet/kagney.jpg"><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:50</FONT><br /><br />Koof fails at dialing out to Kagney Karter, forgetting to dial 9-1, then the number.<br /><br />They finally get Kagney Karter on the phone.<br /><br />They discuss her work and gawk at her tits. She say's their fake, but no one cares.<br /><br />Eddie compliments her ability to take a big cock.<br /><br />Kagney say's she hosts parties on the side. Koof asks her to host a party for him.<br /><br />They discuss porn stars she idolizes and the other businesses they have done that Kagney wants to do also.<br /><br />Koof asks if she enjoyed giving head before porn. Kagney say's she she loves to suck dick now that she has been doing porn.<br /><br />Eddie say's he loves a good hand job over a blow job once in a while.<br /><br />Koof brings up a friend of his that he's fucking now and she doesn't love blow jobs. Koof asks Kagney how he can get her to like giving head. Kagney say's her friends need to convince her it's "The thing to do".<br /><br />They gawk at some of her photos<br /><br /><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4033/4275987803_d455a4fe8a.jpg"><br /><br />They talk about her relationship life and how it's difficult to have a relationship when you do porn.<br /><br />They are amazed that she has a wet pussy and can take a big cock and some fingers at the same time.<br /><br />Kagney say's she is a very down to earth girl outside of porn and is sometimes boring.<br /><br />They talk about how normal guy's would be scared to fuck her because she's a porn star.<br /><br />They talk about how she practices for doing different shit on camera.<br /><br />They play "Masterbate Theater" and she doesn't disappoint.<br /><br />Kagney makes out with one of her hot friends.<br /><br />They wrap up and say bye.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:13</FONT><br /><br /><font size=+1>W.T.F. News</font><br /><br />First story is about the Naked Cowboy who is <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/22/naked-cowboy-naked-cowgir_n_620914.html">suing</a> a Naked Cowgirl, Sandy Kane, for stealing his act<br /><br />Second story is about <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/05/transgender-men-go-toples_n_601745.html">transgender men</a> with enhanced breasts taking off their tops at the beach and the beach getting shit because the transgender (freaks) men complained.<br /><br />Third story is about two gentlemen who shot each other in the ass to <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/7848833/Australians-shoot-each-other-in-backside-to-see-if-it-would-hurt.html">see if it would hurt</a>. They waited 2 day's before they went to the hospital for surgery.<br /><br />Fourth story is about a "Hotties only" website launching a <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20008412-10391704.html">virtual sperm bank</a> because members demanded an outlet for attractive sperm and eggs.<br /><br />They check out some of beautifulpeople.com's members and say the 10.0 ratings on some girls aren't really hot, while the 5.0 rated women are hotter.<br /><br />They talk about what goes on behind the scenes with prep and when to play the sound effects and when to talk while bits are going on. Eddie asks Danny to give Koof a more detailed rundown of the shows.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:34</FONT><br /><br />Koof say's there is tension in studio. Eddie say's Billy is always in a mood.<br /><br />Eddie decides to have a contest that really isn't a contest. First caller or feedback on the Ham Radio email gets a prize pack from Kagney Karter.<br /><br />Eddie talks about weird porns including "Stump Porn", which is porn with one or more people missing a limb.<br /><br />They discuss what would happen if you got your dick got cut out.<br /><br />Koof looks up some creepy images of wacky porns.<br /><br /><font size=+1>Gorno</font><br /><img src="http://film.onet.pl/_i/fototematy/k/krwawe_filmy/g1.jpg"><br /><br /><font size=+1>Gun Porn</font><br /><img src="http://www.squirrelfordinner.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/machinegunkelly.jpg"><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:48</FONT><br /><br />Author Beaver Phillips is on the phone.<br /><br />Beaver say's anyone with a penis should buy his book.<br /><br />Beaver say's his friends convinced him to write a book because he has been meeting a lot of women on dating sites.<br /><br />Beaver say's his book is not bragging about how great his life is and it gets straight to the point.<br /><br />They talk about him not being a good looking guy, yet getting a lot of women from dating sites.<br /><br />Beaver talks about a girl saying "I don't think so" right to his face at a bar.<br /><br />Eddie say's he made a match.com profile and has gotten a few hook ups already because of Beavers advice.<br /><br />Koof asks the difference between sites. Beaver say's Craigslist is horrible because it's all whores. Beaver say's match.com is his site of choice along with ashleymadison.com<br /><br />They talk about married guy's and how they have no backbone anymore. Beaver say's he only wants to fuck chicks now.<br /><br />Beaver talks about doing interviews in Orlando and being recognized by women at bars.<br /><br />Eddie mentions the movie Hitch with Will Smith and how Will's character was discovered to be the matchmaker and how he can't do his job anymore.<br /><br />They discuss which sites are the best for online hook ups. Beaver say's plentyoffish.com is another great site.<br /><br />Beaver say's if no one wants to buy his book, just go to his website and there is a 20% discount for match.com.<br /><br />They discuss meeting psychos from sites.<br /><br />They discuss what to say and what not to say online.<br /><br />They discuss red flags on women you meet.<br /><br />Eddie say's they will set up a profile on plentyoffish.com and listen to everything Beaver Phillips say's.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:15</FONT><br /><br />Beaver say's on the "seeking" "smoking" "drinking" tabs on your profile, be honest.<br /><br />Beaver say's while some guy's put "Looking for my partner", have fun with your profile. He say's his plentyoffish headliner say's "Fat, bald, broke, seeking supermodel".<br /><br />Beaver say's if you put only "intimate encounter", plentyoffish will block you from emailing other members.<br /><br />Beaver say's on the "relationship" tab, pick the friendship tab.<br /><br />Beaver say's always put the lowest income on you because all that is is marketing.<br /><br />Beaver say's be honest about your personal interests and family life.<br /><br />Beaver say's the most important part of your profile is your paragraph and instead of doing the usual "I like skateboarding" like all guy's, instead be different and the number one goal should be making the girl laugh.<br /><br />Eddie say's they will finish the profile when they come back from break.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:33</FONT><br /><br />Continuing with Beaver, he say's you should have only ONE picture of you with other chicks because other women will think your a player. All pics of you must be smiling and having fun.<br /><br />Beaver say's for emailing them, say something funny in the subject so they open the email.<br /><br />Beaver say's in the first paragraph, pretend it's a stand up act and you want to make her laugh. The second paragraph should a personal message to her.<br /><br />Beaver say's he guarantees you will get laid if you buy his book.<br /><br />They thank him for talking to them and say bye.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:48</FONT><br /><br />Koof say's Beaver was one of the best interviews ever and wants him on an entire show in the future.<br /><br />Eddie say's the board of health is taking his pee and paying him for some study group.<br /><br />They discuss going to doctors offices and peeing in the tiny cups and getting pee everywhere.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">SHOW ENDS AT 11:59</FONT><br /><br /><font size=+1>FOLLOW US ON TWITTER!</font><br /><br />You can follow us on Twitter by following <a href="http://www.twitter.com/hamradioshow">@hamradioshow</a><br /><br /><font size=+1>LISTEN TO THE REPLAY!</font><br /><br />Missed this weeks show? No problem! This weeks episode will air all over again Saturday night at 9pm EST on The Machine. Or, you can head on over <a href="http://www.edgefm.net/shows/ham-radio-2/">HERE</a> and you can listen to a replay of the entire show on EdgeFM. The replay will happen Monday's at 4pm Eastern.<br /><br /><font size=+1>SHAMELESS PLUGS!</font><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/therundowngoom">The Rundown</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/gutsradio">G.U.T.S. Radio</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/brainsturadio">Brainstu Radio</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.edgefm.net">EdgeFM</a><br /><br />Thats all for this week, I'm <a href="http://www.twitter.com/hammyradio">Hammy</a>, go fuck yourself.Ham Radio Show Rundownshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01611118983832424945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1699032174653314748.post-88804185736109712712010-06-12T20:56:00.000-07:002010-06-12T20:58:14.884-07:00Ham Radio Show Rundown: 6-9-10<FONT size="+2" color="red">9:00</FONT><br /><br />Eddie introduces "Corporate Koof" to the audience and Koof say's he found an article of clothing in the bathroom and he won't tollorate the pranks in the office.<br /><br />Eddie complains about the echo in the headphones. Corporate Koof say's Goom must step up their game.<br /><br />Eddie suggests Corporate Koof talks to management about the behind the scenes BS in the office.<br /><br />They talk about Twitter. Eddie say's he now has a Twitter account and plugs it. His account is <a href="http://www.twitter.com/uncleeddie13">@UncleEddie13</a><br /><br />Corporate Koof talks about a mass email sent out to all Goom staff about Twitter and a chair being left in the studio last week. Eddie say's all Goom management needs to do is just talk to him instead of the mass emails.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:13</FONT><br /><br />They discuss Obama and how everyone is giving him shit for being an "angry black guy".<br /><br />They talk about former President Bush and how he was one step away from being retarted.<br /><br />Eddie say's he wishes Hammy was here to discuss the hatred he has for Obama.<br /><br /><font size=+1>Editor's Note: Well, Eddie, I don't hate him for his skin color. I hate him for his insane policies and putting our national debt up trillions for spending money we don't have. That, and the recent lack of care for the oil spill just fuels my hatred for the government in general.</font><br /><br />They discuss why people just assume Obama is an angry black guy and not call him the President.<br /><br />They talk about Spike Lee shouting out to Obama to toughin up about the oil spill.<br /><br />Eddie say's there are a lot of people out there who hate Obama because he is black.<br /><br />Koof talks about a friend of his (not named Hammy) that is a racist towards Obama.<br /><br />Eddie say's he isn't anti Obama and not pro Obama, but he want's to give Obama a chance.<br /><br />They talk about Obama's recent "ass kick" comment and how the country is jumping in outrage over it. Koof say's they say worse shit every Wednesday night.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:34</FONT><br /><br />They continue the conversation about Obama. Eddie say's he's excited Obama said that because the President showed some emotion.<br /><br />They talk about the country shitting on him because he went to New Orleans only 13 day's after the spill. They mention how Bush went on vacation after Katrina.<br /><br />They talk about BP's reputation being destroyed because of this spill and how on top of that they will have to pay the family members of the employees who died.<br /><br />Koof talks about Republicans and Democrats arguing over spending money we as a country don't have.<br /><br />Eddie say's the same people who wanted Obama to have his brains and Bushs' balls and are now complaining after Obama finally shows he has a set.<br /><br />Koof say's he's tired of people constantly complaining about the country.<br /><br />They discuss gun laws and Koof say's he didn't want a gun before. Now with rising crime, he may get one.<br /><br />Eddie say's the fights that happen behind the scenes at Goom are prime examples of America today.<br /><br />Koof mentions inter racial marriages and how most of the country has accepted those now.<br /><br />They discuss gun laws and what you have to do to get a gun.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:50</FONT><br /><br /><img src="http://www.hearsay.cc/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/stanhope.jpg"><br /><font size=+1>Doug Stanhope on the phone.</font><br /><br />Doug talks about now remembering anything after a show anymore.<br /><br />Eddie quickly plugs his gig at The Stress Factory.<br /><br />They talk about what Doug would do if he was President. Doug say's he wouldn't have a government and all drugs would be legal.<br /><br />They discuss the Arizona immigration bill. Doug say's there are people coming from Europe who take Americans' job's and no one complains about them.<br /><br />They talk about drugs. Doug say's he still uses drugs for socializing.<br /><br />Doug talks about a track on one of his CD's "I Hate Jews" and how Adam Sandler had a problem with that. Doug say's he openly hates all religion.<br /><br />Doug talks about how he got into comedy as a young kid only wanting pussy.<br /><br />Doug talks about acting and how he can't act to save his life. Eddie mentions maybe going into radio and say's Goom could use a guy like Doug doing a show.<br /><br />They mention a video Doug did of Girls Gone Wild. Doug say's Joe Francis is a piece of shit and a horrible person to work with.<br /><br />Eddie mentions Doug's time on The Man Show. Doug say's it was down to him and Dane Cook before NBC let Joe Rogan do The Man Show while doing Fear Factor.<br /><br />Doug tells some road stories.<br /><br />Doug tells a story about coming up with segments for The Man Show and having lawyers shoot it down because it was to raunchy.<br /><br />Doug say's he wants to have an "End Of The World" show on December 20th, 2012 and they talk about Wikipedia and how almost nothing on that is true.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:14</FONT><br /><br /><font size=+1>W.T.F. News</font><br /><br />First story is about a bikini coffee shop near Denver that is <a href="http://www.denverpost.com/watercooler/ci_15236825">sparking outrage</a> and a group is demanding local businesses close down near it.<br /><br />Second story is about a man claiming to be Jesus <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/06/07/2010-06-07_naked_man_claiming_hes_jesus_causes_fivecar_pileup_on_interstate_95_in_connectic.html">causing a 5 car accident</a> in Connecicut.<br /><br />Third story is about a 3 year old girl being addicted to smoking and drinking <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,594225,00.html">after a car accident</a>. She has been smoking a pack a day since the accident. Koof say's she is a stylish dresser. The mother say's 3 beers does nothing for her.<br /><br /><img src="http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jun2010/6/5/ya-wen-pic-rex-features-961018440.jpg"><br /><br />Eddie bombs making fun of her name.<br /><br />Forth story is about a 2 year old kid who demands he smokes <a href="http://www.nbcactionnews.com/dpp/news/local_news/water_cooler/dad%3A-toddler-smokes-40-cigarettes-a-day">40 cigarettes a day</a>. Eddie say's he loves this kid.<br /><br />Koof, because there is 2 minutes left in the segment, asks what is more gay, sucking a dick or the balls. They discuss what would they do.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:34</FONT><br /><br />Eddie talks about the MTV Movie Awards and how there was non stop cursing throughout the entire show. Eddie plays a clip with a very long delay in it to censor all of the cursing that regular radio played.<br /><br />They discuss how Fox got fined at the Billboard awards and MTV isn't really getting any bad publicity for it. They talk about censorship and how silly it is.<br /><br />They play the live audio from the show and count how many curses were in 30 seconds.<br /><br />Craig say's the word "fuck" was sent out 132 times over the air.<br /><br />They read a quote from the special interest group outraged at MTV.<br /><br />Eddie say's cursing is perfectly fine and shouldn't be accepted as offensive language.<br /><br />They play some more audio from the MTV show and say the world hasn't blown up yet because of cursing.<br /><br />Koof say's he hates people in this country for being pussies.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:50</FONT><br /><br />The band "A Welcome Burden" join in studio and they discuss the gay question Koof asked about sucking a dick. The band say they would suck a dick instead of sucking balls.<br /><br />They talk about the oil spill and how gas prices for BP will go down because of it.<br /><br />Koof mentions the oil goes to other companies, so people should boycott the other companies too. Eddie is amazed Koof makes sense.<br /><br />They talk about being a band for a few years and finding theirselves in music.<br /><br />The band talks about tragic things and big moments in their lives. Eddie play's the walking away music from "The Hulk"<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yUWgE0EVQ9c&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yUWgE0EVQ9c&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />The band plays a song called "Inside Me". Everyone liked it.<br /><br />They plug their Myspace and say an album is in the works.<br /><br />Koof say's he loves a cd with acoustic versions of a song already on the album.<br /><br />The band say's they are still looking for new members and are still in the baby steps of making a band. Eddie say's they have the skills to make it.<br /><br />They play another song called "Why I Drink" before the show goes on break.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:15</FONT><br /><br />Billy mentions the Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup.<br /><br />They talk about Gary Coleman's wife and how she is being a cunt. She is soaking up all of the attention because of Gary's death, even selling the death bed photo to Globe Magazine.<br /><br /><img src="http://cdn.theblemish.com/images/2010/06/gary-coleman-globe.jpg" height="400px" width="400px"><br /><br />They play an interview of her sounding like she doesn't have sympathy to Gary.<br /><br />(Youtube's a douche and won't let me embed this, so here is the URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJdNyA5XmzM)<br /><br />They talk about the 911 call<br /><br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/utZ2hHAcY9c&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/utZ2hHAcY9c&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />Eddie hates her because she made him have sympathy for Gary Coleman.<br /><br />They talk more about the news interview and how it may be possible that Gary was murdered.<br /><br />Koof say's he hasn't seen one clip of his wife sad and mourning his death. Billy say's she was out of the will and probably was mad at Gary.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:37</FONT><br /><br />They mention a chick who was supposed to call isn't calling. Eddie say's fuck it and continue talking with the band.<br /><br />This woman calls the show and Koof messes with her until she hangs up.<br /><br />The band play's a cover of "Simple Man". Everyone loves it.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:51</FONT><br /><br />They talk with the band about sex stories. Koof tries to get some shit from the band, but they don't say anything.<br /><br />They rip on Billy for playing Farmville during the show.<br /><br />They talk with the band about playing the guitar.<br /><br />They wrap up with final plugs and say bye.<br /><br /><font size=+1>FOLLOW US ON TWITTER!</font><br /><br />You can follow us on Twitter by following <a href="http://www.twitter.com/hamradioshow">@hamradioshow</a><br /><br /><font size=+1>LISTEN TO THE REPLAY!</font><br /><br />Missed this weeks show? No problem! This weeks episode will air all over again Saturday night at 9pm EST on The Machine. Or, you can head on over <a href="http://www.edgefm.net/shows/ham-radio-2/">HERE</a> and you can listen to a replay of the entire show on EdgeFM. The replay will happen Monday's at 4pm Eastern.<br /><br /><font size=+1>SHAMELESS PLUGS!</font><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/therundowngoom">The Rundown</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/gutsradio">G.U.T.S. Radio</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/brainsturadio">Brainstu Radio</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.edgefm.net">EdgeFM</a><br /><br />Thats all for this week, I'm <a href="http://www.twitter.com/hammyradio">Hammy</a>, and I'm out like fresh ideas for this rundown.Ham Radio Show Rundownshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01611118983832424945noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1699032174653314748.post-66318258791615643212010-06-07T22:30:00.000-07:002010-06-07T22:31:25.678-07:00Ham Radio Show Rundown: 6-2-10<FONT size="+2" color="red">9:00</FONT>
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<br />Eddie is very annoyed Zach Sang takes forever to get out of the studio. Just because he is the face of Goom, doesn't mean he can disrespect the other shows.
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<br />Koof is annoyed he couldn't set up his monitors before the show started.
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<br />They do the rest of their prep live on the air.
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<br />Koof blames Craig for not having the prep ready. Eddie yells at him for being Zach Sang's producer and having to do shit for Zach before he goes to do Ham Radio.
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<br />Eddie continues talking about Zach and how he has to have everything timed perfectly so they can start the show.
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<br />Some girl from Florida calls the number because Zach Sang has the same number. They fuck with her for a while.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:13</FONT>
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<br />Eddie gives a rundown of the show.
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<br />Koof continues to throw Craig under the bus for not being in studio on time. Eddie defends Craig saying he does a lot of shit behind the scenes.
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<br />They discuss the death of Gary coleman.
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<br /><font size=+1>The Babe Ruth of security guards.</font>
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<br />Billy say's he doesn't give a shit. Eddie agrees and say's he has gotten a lot of shit on Twitter for saying he doesn't care. Eddie and Billy say the parents screwed them out of the money he made. They discuss a law in California that say's child actors' parents have to put the money the kids make in a trust fund.
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<br />They discuss the death of Dennis Hopper.
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<br />Eddie say's Dennis Hopper meant more to him then Gary Coleman.
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<br /><font size=+1>Gary's coffin..... To soon?</font>
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<br />They play his famous quote which no one cares about. Eddie is annoyed he is famous for only that line.
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<br />Koof say's he doesn't believe if you fall 5 feet on your head it can cause serious injury.
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<br />They notice the band is bringing in a lot of beer. Eddie say's they should share.
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<br />The studio smells all of the sudden. They debate who farted.
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<br />They end the segment with a special Gary Coleman tribute song.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:34</FONT>
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<br /><font size=+1>W.T.F. News</font>
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<br />First story is about a Florida child who was given <a href="http://www.switched.com/2010/05/27/second-grader-gets-schoolgirl-porn-vid-instead-of-dvd-yearbook/">porn</a> instead of the school yearbook.
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<br />Second story is about a dumb broad who used Google Maps to walk and is <a href="http://mashable.com/2010/05/30/google-maps-lawsuit/">now suing Google</a> for damages.
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<br />Third story is about a Chicago couple who died in a pile of <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/05/25/national/main6517453.shtml">their garbage</a>.
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<br />They discuss hoarding and the TV show "Hoarders".
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<br />Fourth story is about a group of robbers who spray their victims <a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2010/05/28/14173771.html">with shit</a>.
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<br />They discuss how exactly the robbers pull off their robbery's.
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<br />Billy bombs at a Columbo joke.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:50</FONT>
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<br />They make fun of Koof for coming back from break with "Outside" by Staind.
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<br />They talk about the pornstar coming in and the band coming in later.
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<br />They make fun of Craig for calling the show and talking very loud.
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<br />Craig and Koof bust each others balls.
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<br /><img src="http://www.chanelprestonblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/chanelprestonbrandnewfaces1.jpg">
<br /><font size=+1>Pornstar Chanel Preston on phone</font>
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<br />Koof gawks at her and say's he loves her ass more then her tits.
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<br />They talk about her porn career and her accomplishments.
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<br />Chanel say's her tits are 34D.
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<br />They try and get her to badmouth pornstars she has worked with, but she doesn't do anything.
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<br />They discuss her wrestling background and Eddie asks her if she would go to WWE.
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<br />Chanel say's she loves butt plugs and anal beeds. She say's she especially loves anal sex.
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<br />Eddie asks her if she ever shit after pulling out some anal beads. Chanel tells a story about asking her gay friend how to use anal beads properly.
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<br />They discuss what's gay and what's not gay when shoving things up men's asses.
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<br />They gawk at her pictures some more. They notice her pussy piercing and compliment her clean ass.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:14</FONT>
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<br />They play "Masterbate Theater" with Chanel. She rubs herself while calling Craig's name.
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<br />They give her website a plug and say bye.
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<br />They discuss hand jobs. Eddie say's he loves a good hand job. Koof tells a story about getting a hand job and using his Goom T-shirt to soak up the cum. Koof say's the shirt was solid this morning.
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<br />They discuss hand jobs and what they use to finish in until....
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<br /><img src="http://therapists.psychologytoday.com/rms/rms_photos/sized/65/69/46965_4_120x150.jpg">
<br /><font size=+1>Dr. Debra Laino on the phone</font>
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<br />They continue the conversation about hand jobs.
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<br />they discuss special fabrics guy's use to jerk off into.
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<br />They plug Dr. Deb's website and go to break.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:34</FONT>
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<br />Dr. Deb Laino is still on the phone.
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<br />They talk about a condition men have when their cocks don't hang, instead "turtle" into their body.
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<br />They talk about how steroids shrink your cock.
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<br />They talk about foods that make your dick hard. Debra say's raw fish, especially oysters, work great. Debra say's chocolate is horrendous for your sex drive.
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<br />Craig asks her how can he spice up his relationship with his girlfriend.
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<br />They talk about how you can make women squirt.
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<br />They wrap up and say bye.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:50</FONT>
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<br />They play a song from The Mighty Pragmatics, which they loved.
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<br />The band say's they didn't want to be overproduced.
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<br />They talk about the recording process of their album and say most of the songs took one take to do.
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<br />The band talks about their past projects and bash Dee Snider of Twisted Sister is a douche.
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<br />They talk about the album. Eddie say's the album is fantastic.
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<br />The band waste no time plugging their show on Saturday and saying it's free admission.
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<br />Eventually, the band takes over the show and tell a bunch of stories on the road. They plug their website, CD party again and tell some more stories.
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<br />They throw out an idea of a wet t-shirt contest at their gig Saturday.
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<br />They play another song from the band. Everyone loves it.
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<br />Eddie say's in two weeks they will have more pornstars in studio. The band say's they will bring more beer.
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<br />Eddie teases a news story about a kid losing one of his nuts.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:15</FONT>
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<br />They play audio about a 14 year old boy who was punched in the balls by a classmate and now needs surgery to remove his testicle.
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<br />They check out pictures of a ruptured testicle and are disgusted by it.
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<br />Eddie say's the band is so awesome he is replacing Billy with them.
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<br />Everyone agrees if you get punched in the balls you should rip the other guys' eyes out.
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<br />They talk about seeing someone getting punched in the balls is funny, but wrong. They tell some stories about being punched in the balls.
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<br />They play more audio of this story and apparently the family is now moving to a different town.
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<br />One person in the band say's thats why kids bring guns to school.
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<br />They discuss getting punched in the balls some more.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:37</FONT>
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<br />They play a hilarious promo of Zach Sang saying gay things that Danny made.
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<br />Nicky from the band tells a story about accepting the friend request of the cowboy from The Village People.
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<br />The band name drops more people they thought were assholes to them.
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<br />They talk about people who whine on Facebook about the recent deaths of the musicians.
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<br />They do some final plugs and say bye.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">SHOW ENDS AT 12:00</FONT>
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<br /><font size=+1>SHAMELESS PLUGS!</font>
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<br />Thats all for this week, I'm <ahref="http://www.twitter.com/hammyradio">Hammy</a>, and I'm out like Lebron James.Ham Radio Show Rundownshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01611118983832424945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1699032174653314748.post-68301115525180018582010-05-15T18:36:00.000-07:002010-05-15T18:39:14.978-07:00Ham Radio Rundown: 5-12-10<FONT size="+2" color="red">9:00</FONT>
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<br />We are LIVE on The Machine in our new time slot at 9pm.
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<br />They make fun of Zach Sang for whining about being kicked out of the studio.
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<br />The lovely Kiera Massette is in studio. She talks about joining a new LFL team down in Baltimore. Everyone makes fun of her for wanting a body guard.
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<br />Koof Google's her pics and everyond drools over it.
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<br /><font size=+1>Fuck the NFL</font>
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<br />Eddie runs down the show and say's two comedians backed out of the studio and an MMA fighter backed out because of a weight in tonight.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT>
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:17</FONT>
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<br />Kiera say's she got a lot of hate mail from angry fans calling her fat and ugly. They talk about Miley Cryus' lap dance video from a club at a wrap up party for her latest movie, The Last Song.
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<br />Eddie talks about her being the first girl on their "anal, or no anal" list. They discuss barely legal teens who may or may not have had sex yet.
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<br /><font size=+1>Selena Gomez</font>
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<br /><font size=+1>Ireland Baldwin</font>
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<br /><font size=+1>Miley Cyrus</font>
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT>
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:36</FONT>
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<br />The lovely Shelly Rome is in studio and we continue the "whore watch" conversation.
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<br />They talk about the Disney kids making no money at all and the Nick kids making 6 figures an episode. Shelly says Angus Jones from Two And A Half Men makes 280,000 an episode.
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<br />They talk about Taylor Momsen from Gossip Girl and how she admits her character isn't sexy enough yet.
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<br />Eddie say's Victoria Justice is super sexy.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT>
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">9:53</FONT>
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<br />Kiera does a live "Sports Rewind" from the studio.
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<br />Kiera talks about Brian Cushing being in trouble for taking steroids.
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<br />They talk about an ESPN magazine poll that say's 44% of MLB players own a gun and other polls about the fans.
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<br />Kiera talks about Ken Griffy Jr. falling asleep in the clubhouse and 2 rookies told on him.
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<br />Bill say's if your a rookie, your job is to carry the bats and keep your mouth shut. Kiera agrees.
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<br />Eddie brings up Lebron James and how he is coming to the Knicks. Kiera say's he is definetely coming to the Knicks.
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<br />They talk about a Russian billionaire who just bought the New Jersey Nets. Kiera mentions the Islanders are heading to Queens.
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<br />They discuss money and boxing involving Paquio and Floyd Mayweather with Paquio being "the one" to take down Mayweather.
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<br />They discuss Lawrence Taylor now denying having sex with a 16 year old prostitute. Kiera say's he needs to calm down and brings up Tiger Woods for doing worse things then LT. She say's everything will brush over soon enough and everything will be back to normal.
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<br />They debate whether LT will now be a bad role model or not. Eddie say's parents can't let sports idols raise their kids.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT>
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:17</FONT>
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<br /><font size=+1>W.T.F. News</font>
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<br />First story is about a California politician asking to <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/california-politics/2010/04/darrell-steinberg-says-california-should-consider-boycotting-arizona-in-protest-of-immigration-law.html">boycott Arizona</a>.
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<br />Second story is about a woman stabbing her husbands penis.
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<br />Third story is about a Church being exclussive <a href="http://www.salemnews.com/local/x1691794126/Good-dogs-go-to-church">to dogs.</a>
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<br />Fourth story is about a sink hole swallowing a house as the family was <a href="http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2010/05/canadian-family-of-4-killed-when-a-sinkhole-swallows-their-home-/1">watching the hockey game</a>.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT>
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:39</FONT>
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<br />Kiera talks about changing outfits after an LFL game. Eddie say's Kiera should smell everyone in studio. She thinks Danny smells the best.
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<br />Eddie say's Koof should do the truffle shuffle. He does, and Kiera kisses his cheek.
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<br />Eddie say's Kiera smells amazing.
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<br />Kiera say's she loves guy's that smell good.
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<br />They debate about guy's who "accidentally" rub on girls in crowded bars just to feel boobs.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT>
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:53</FONT>
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<br />Eddie talks about about a man heading to Egypt from New York who got there with boxes of riffles and other weapons.
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<br />Kiera say's it's funny that the NYPD made a big deal about the water cooler guy last week and this guy got to Egypt with weapons.
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<br />Eddie say's it's ridiculous the TSA hasn't found the guns and they let him go on the flight.
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<br />Hammy brings up Newark airport that got shut down because some dumb guy wanted to hug his girlfriend.
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<br />Koof say's the guy's who load the planes don't give a shit because they are underpaid.
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<br />They debate about airport security some more.
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<br />They play audio about the Egypt guy.
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<br />Hammy say's TSA workers pretty much racial profile arab guy's, so it's even more strange that the Egypt guy got through.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:16</FONT>
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<br /><font size=+1>Lance Henriksen on the phone</font>
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<br />Lance promotes his new movie <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1528813/">The Penitent Man</a>.
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<br />They talk about projects he has been in.
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<br />Eddie say's he loves The Penitent Man and say's it's a very good thriller.
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<br />They talk about politics in movies.
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<br />They talk about The Terminator, and how Lance was supposed to be the Terminator.
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<br />Lance talks about how he got the boot from the Terminator set and how Arnold Schwarzenegger got the part. Lance say's he doesn't regret not getting the big part and say's Arnold is a nice guy.
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<br />They talk about the movie Hard Target, which Lance say's it's one of his favorite movies to make. Lance say's Aliens is another movie he loved making.
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<br />They plug The Penitent Man again and say bye.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT>
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:35</FONT>
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<br />Eddie thanks Lance for calling in and say's he was the original pick for the role of the Terminator because he is best friends with James Cameron.
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<br />They talk about the movie The Hurt Locker, which they all liked.
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<br />Eddie brings up a list of the "most wished summer movies", with Sex In The City 2 being #3 on the list.
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<br />Toy Story 3 and Inception are tied for #2. Iron Man 2 is #1.
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<br />Eddie say's a building next to the Empire State Building might be on fire. We will keep you posted.
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<br />Koof say's the ESB lights tonight have to do with a major horse race.
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<br />Koof throws a jab at Brent, who is another intern at Goom, and makes some jokes about him being borderline blind.
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<br />They set up a fight between Koof and Brent next week.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:52</FONT>
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<br />They continue to rip on Brent some more.
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<br />Hammy say's they should have a royal rumble with Kiera as the prize.
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<br />Eddie say's he feels bad for Brent.
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<br />Billy chops Koof several times as a preview of the beating he is going to get from Brent.
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<br />They wrap up and say bye.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">SHOW ENDS AT 12:00</FONT>
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<br />Thats all for this week, I'm <ahref="http://www.twitter.com/hammyradio">Hammy</a>, and I'm out like any original thought I had for this last line.Ham Radio Show Rundownshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01611118983832424945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1699032174653314748.post-29923722920618083252010-05-12T00:18:00.000-07:002010-05-12T00:19:56.951-07:00Ham Radio Rundown: 5-8-10<FONT size="+2" color="red">10:00</FONT>
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<br />Because of techinical problems, we aren't on at 9pm, like as promoted before.
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<br />They make fun of Shelly for having some female problems on the chair.
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<br />Koof will not be here tonight because it was his birthday yesterday and his family is throwing a party for him tonight.
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<br />They discuss having sex with girls who are on their periods.
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<br />They promote whats coming up on the show tonight.
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<br />Eddie say's they need cameras to record what happens in the studio so they can be more visual.
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<br />Eddie say's the show is moving to Wednesday nights starting next week.
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<br />Craig thinks they aren't ready for Wednesday nights.
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<br />Billy thinks Craig is stupid because he is sitting in the seat where Koof usually sits.
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<br />Everyone thanks Kiera Massette for making another LFL team in Baltimore.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT>
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:19</FONT>
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<br />Kiera Massette is on the phone to report the week in sports.
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<br />Kiera talks about Lawrence Taylor, who was arrested for rape involving a 16 year old prostitute.
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<br />Kiera talks about her new LFL team, the Baltimore Charm, and how she is exausted from working out.
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<br />They talk about LT again and his past drug charges and his notorious bad behavior off the field.
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<br />They talk about his new wife, who say's he didn't do it.
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<br />They talk about the "Sports Illistrated Curse" and how 4 major Yankees player are injured due to being on the cover. Craig say's the Madden curse is real.
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<br />They talk about the protesting in Arizona going on asking Arizona to strip the MLB all star game. Kiera say's the only way it will be cancelled is if MLB starts losing money.
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<br />Billy brings up the Pheonix Suns NBA team marketing the immigration outrage by making new jersey's
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<br />A caller argues with Kiera about Ladanian Tomlinson saying he is not the same LT as Lawrence Taylor.
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<br />Kiera gives a rundown of the scores of the games going on now.
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<br />Kiera talks about the lacross player in Virginia who killed his girlfriend.
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<br />They wrap up and say bye.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT>
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:39</FONT>
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<br /><font size=+1>W.T.F. News</font>
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<br />First story is about a boy bouncing on his bed so hard he <a href="http://www.wtov9.com/news/23223372/detail.html">fell out of a window.</a>
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<br />Second story is about a naked man who argued with cops and <a href="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/6988139.html">refused to climb down</a>.
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<br />Thrid story is about Lord Jesus Christ (yes, that's his real name) who <a href="http://autos.sympatico.ca/automotive-news/4047/man-named-lord-jesus-christ-hit-by-car">was hit by a car</a>.
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<br />He, of course, forgave the driver.
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<br />Final story is about a Staten Island ferry <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37036423/ns/us_news-life/">that crashed</a>, injuring many.
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<br />Eddie say's the ferry's crash in the docks all of the time and calls this story bullshit. He say's some examples of why he thinks that.
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<br />Craig asks how hard can it be to drive a ferry.
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<br />Hammy say's he took 2 eight hour classes to get his boating license and driving a boat is a lot harder than it looks.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT>
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:55</FONT>
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<br />Dan Bruder and former Billy Joel drummer Liberty Devito in studio.
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<br />Dan promotes a May 20th show promoting his new show. Liberty will be a part of that show as well.
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<br />Liberty talks about his years in the business touring with Billy Joel and tells some stories on the road.
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<br />Liberty talks about playing with Meat Loaf and playing on two of his songs on Bat Out Of Hell 2.
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<br />Joey V asks Liberty about the different bands he has played with. Liberty tells some stories about various bands he has played with.
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<br />Dan talks about the first time he met Liberty.
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<br />Dan talks about creating a band name besides the "Who The Hell Is Dan Bruder Band".
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<br />Eddie talks about the episode the Ham Radio guys are in on Dan Bruder's show.
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<br />Liberty talks about idolizing Ringo Starr and inspiring him to play drums. He talks about being told he would never make it, but ignoring the critics and having that inspire him.
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<br />They wrap up and say bye. Before break, they play a song by the Dan Bruder band.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT>
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:19</FONT>
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<br />Eddie say's if you don't know the movies that don't suck tonight, your retarted.
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<br />Eddie talks about Iron Man 2 that is breaking a lot of records already.
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<br />Eddie say's a movie channel that is playing all Superman movies including the horrible Superman Returns.
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<br />Eddie wonders why Superman walked when he can fly.
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<br />Eddie highly recommends seeing Iron Man.
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<br />Hammy say's if your expecting all action, you will be disappointed. However, it was a great plotline and a great story.
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<br />They talk about more comic movies. Eddie brings up Transformers 2. Hammy say's he loved the movie if you just like robots killing each other.
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<br />They discuss the new trailer of the "Super 8" movie JJ Abrams is making.
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<br />Hammy say's he is very excited about the Green Lantern movie.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT>
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:39</FONT>
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<br />Eddie say's Ryan Renolds, who is playing the Green Lantern, was horrendous as Deadpool.
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<br />Hammy say's Iron Man 2 made 50 million already and is on track to making 130 million this weekend.
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<br />They talk about new remakes of classic movies.
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<br />Hammy reads a quick rundown of movies being released in 2012.
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<br />They talk about Daredevil and how he is one of the darkest characters ever. They agree Ben Affleck ruined the character.
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<br />They debate about movies and remakes.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:55</FONT>
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<br /><font size=+1>Morning Side Lane in studio</font>
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<br />They introduce each other. The band talks about getting pulled over on the way to the studio, hence why they were late.
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<br />They talk about their influences. One member said he would blow Bruce Springsteen to get signed and make millions.
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<br />They discuss their biggest gigs.
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<br />Zach Sang calls the show and they fuck with him for awhile.
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<br />Zach trys to tell a story about dancing, but Eddie turns him down and lets him blabber.
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<br />Eddie say's the band seems to be busting their asses more then normal bands.
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<br />When asked what venue they want to perform at the most, they say Madison Square Garden.
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<br />The band talks about signing a chicks tits at an Outback Steakhouse.
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<br />They play an unreleased song called "Cold & Young". Everyone loves it.
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<br />Eddie say's he is impressed they sound as good as they do for only being in a band for a year.
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<br />They talk about their inspiration to write and play music. Eddie brings up Libery Devito, who was told he was never going to make it in music and he is a multi-million dollar drummer.
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<br />Eddie talks about label advances and they shouldn't waste it on useless crap.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT>
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">12:20</FONT>
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<br />Eddie say's he is tired of Lady Gaga. He talks about an article involving Gaga wearing nothing but a black bra and panties. Eddie say's Poker Face is garbage.
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<br />Eddie trashes Lady Gaga some more. Everyone debates whether she is talented or not. One member of the band say's David Bowie sucks. Everyone debates who is talented or not.
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<br />They talk about drugs in music and how Steven Tyler of Aerosmith sounded much different back in the day.
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<br />They challenge one of the guitar players to play an Aerosmith song. He does, and impresses everyone.
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<br />They talk about their next gig.
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<br />They play another song "No Eyes Heard", everyone loves it.
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<br />Eddie asks where do they see themselves in 5 years, they say at least an album and touring.
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<br />They wrap up and say their plugs and say bye.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT>
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">12:40</FONT>
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<br />Eddie thanks Morning Side Lane for coming in and say's it was a good interview.
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<br />They call Zach Sang and pick on him for awhile.
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<br />Zach say's his show is better. They talk about music and their different tastes.
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<br />They mess with him about his really gay sound bites from his show.
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<br />Zach say's he wants to take over Goom and the radio world. Eddie say's Zach's ego is to big for that.
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<br />They mess with Zach some more.
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<br />Eddie asks what is on Zang Radio now and plays more gay clips of Zach with gay music in the background.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT>
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">12:55</FONT>
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<br />They continue to play gay music with gay Zach Sang clips behind it, calling it the "Zach Sang Mega Mix"
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<br />Craig say's he is happy they had 2 radio legends the past 2 weeks, John Bell, and Zach Sang.
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<br />Eddie say's even though they mess with Zach, he respects him for getting big interviews.
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<br />REMEMBER, HAM RADIO MOVES TO WEDNESDAY NIGHTS AT 9PM EASTERN ONLY ON THE MACHINE. THIS SCHEDULE CHANGE STARTS THIS WEEK!
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">SHOW ENDS AT 1:04</FONT>
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<br /><font size=+1>SHAMELESS PLUGS!</font>
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<br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/therundowngoom">The Rundown</a>
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<br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/gutsradio">G.U.T.S. Radio</a>
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<br /><a href="http://www.edgefm.net">EdgeFM</a>
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<br />Thats all for this week, I'm <ahref="http://www.twitter.com/hammyradio">Hammy</a>, and I'm out like Zach Sang from the closet.Ham Radio Show Rundownshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01611118983832424945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1699032174653314748.post-27113822064911959922010-05-03T15:04:00.001-07:002010-05-03T15:10:40.627-07:00Ham Radio Rundown: 5-1-10<FONT size="+2" color="red">10:00</FONT>
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<br />Eddie gives a rundown of the show. We have John Bell, former of Z100, and the weird guy who fucked a dolphin on the show tonight.
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<br />Koof isn't here. Eddie thinks he is on his way to the aquarium to kidnap a dolphin.
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<br />Eddie say's all morning zoo shows are fake and their "Phone Scams" are fake.
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<br /><font size=+1>That's right, I'm talking about YOU!</font>
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<br />They talk about morning zoo shows and how disgusting they are.
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<br />Eddie say's he took a massive shit before the show and say's he isn't allowed to have beans because the aftermath is awful.
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<br />We all agree morning zoo sucks and that none of their conversations would be allowed on regular radio.
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<br />They talk aout "The Golden Child" and how they can not talk about him and mention his name personally.
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<br />Eddie say's we are in Z100's old studios and how it is weird that they are having John Bell in Z100's old studios.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:15</FONT>
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<br />Kiera Massette is on the phone with a live Sports Rewind from Baltimore.
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<br /><font size=+1>Yum...</font>
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<br />Kiera say's she is trying out for a new LFL team tomorrow.
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<br />She talks about the Kentucky Derby and how the jockey riding "Super Saver" won 3 derby's in 4 years.
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<br />She talks about Santonio Holmes, who got in trouble for not taking off his Ipod on a plane.
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<br />Eddie thinks he is playing the race card. Kiera say's it is more like the "I'm a pro athlete" card. Kiera say's he needs to lay low because a team is giving him another chance.
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<br />She talks about Brett Favre and how he might have ankle surgery or not and miss out next season.
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<br />Eddie say's he is annoyed with Favre because every year he pulls the same bullshit. Craig say's he needs a segway to get around the field.
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<br />Kiera say's we will most likely find out the last second if he comes back or not.
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<br />Hammy say's as a longtime fan of the Greenbay Packers, playing the Vikings has been easy the past few years and the Vikings were 1 good QB away from going to the Superbowl. Hammy say's the Vikings should have been in the Superbowl instead of the Saints. Kiera disagrees. Billy say's the Vikings weren't waving "Save Haiti" flags, thats why they weren't in the Superbowl.
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<br />Kiera talks about a Cowboys player who claims that his father is a pimp.
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<br />Kiera talks about the Mets and Yankees both losing tonight.
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<br />Kiera talks about the big boxing match tonight between Floyd Mayweather and Shane Mosley.
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<br />Eddie say's everyone wants to see Mayweather knocked out because he has never been knocked out before. Kiera say's she is hoping Mosley wins the fight because she loves the underdog.
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<br />They argue about boxing and various big fights they loved.
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<br />Kiera say's her New York team folded so she might have to move elsewhere for another team.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:35</FONT>
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<br /><font size=+1>W.T.F. News</font>
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<br />First story is about a man who wanted to have his wake while he was <a href="http://anyguey.guanabee.com/2010/04/dead-man-motorcycle-wake/">on his motorcycle</a>.
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<br />Second story is about a kid who killed himself by <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Health/MindMoodNews/boy-12-dies-playing-choking-game/story?id=10512503">the choking game</a>.
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<br />Hammy say's a Facebook group honoring him has a funny pic of him holding a Coca Cola bottle looking like a salesman.
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<br />Eddie say's why can't kids just get high normally.
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<br />Koof say's he thinks he figured out why his Grandfather killed himself now.
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<br />Danny accidentally wraps up the bit and forgets to do another story. Everyone laughs at him for being a dummy.
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<br />The third story is about a man who wrapped his head in toilet paper and tried <a href="http://www.portfolioweekly.com/ME2/dirmod.asp?sid=&nm=&type=MultiPublishing&mod=PublishingTitles&mid=6EECC0FE471F4CA995CE2A3E9A8E4207&tier=4&id=E2C3AEE78E4D4F62939A9F09E4DBD66F">to rob a store</a>.
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<br />Koof wonders why Danny had to read the closing plug word for word again. Danny and Eddie admit they are shameless pluggers.
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<br />Koof asks whens the last time anyone ate out an asshole. Eddie say's he will only do it if the girl is fresh out of the shower. Eddie wonders where Koof gets his ideas from.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:51</FONT>
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<br />John Bell isn't on the phone yet, so Eddie talks about The Bamboozle.
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<br />They talk about the amazing time they had at the Fozzy concert and tell a story about how Koof tore his pants while trying to get his Butterfinger.
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<br /><font size=+1>John Bell on the phone</font>
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<br />John say's he's trying to sleep later in the morning ever since he was fired.
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<br />John say's he's been at Z100 since day 1, before Elvis Duran started doing the morning zoo.
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<br />Eddie asks how long John was at Clearchannel. John say's 12-15 years.
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<br />Eddie mentions John's firing. John say's he was brought to an office with a bunch of suits that read him a formal "Your Fired" notice.
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<br />John tells some stories about being on the morning show. Eddie mentions again that we are in the old Z100 studios.
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<br />John say's Elvis Duran and the rest of the morning zoo people were in another conference room and couldn't say goodbye when he was fired. John say's people were nervous that he was going to punch them.
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<br />Koof asks John if he has any negative feelings towards Elvis Duran. John say's he doesn't have any negative feelings, despite what everyone say's. He admits he's very disappointed though.
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<br />John say's the suits were very professional about the manner and the reality of being fired hit him halfway home.
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<br />Eddie say's suits are killing radio and everything sounds the same. John say's it's cheaper to have one show in 50 cities than 50 different morning shows, so it's even harder to get into radio.
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<br />Eddie say's new guy's in radio need to learn under the veterans and with the suits wanting to automate everything, it's harder to have an actual mentor.
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<br />John say's it's better to learn 6 months under a veteran than 4 years in school. John say's he learned more under Scott Shannon than anyone.
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<br />John again say's he has no negative feelings towards the staff. John say's years ago it was easier to work at the station and talk to the owners before the suits took over and turned everything corporate.
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<br />John say's he was a number on a budget card to the corporate suits.
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<br />John say's he would like to work for Goom because it is where he used to work. Eddie say's he will set up a meeting ASAP.
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<br />John say's getting rid of the veterans because their salary is up is ridiculous. It ruins the opportunity for younger guys to get a big shot.
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<br />They wrap up, plug his website and say bye.
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<br />Eddie say's Clear Channel failed big time and Goom will pick up the pieces.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:15</FONT>
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<br />They talk about the interview. Craig say's he was scared to ask him a question.
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<br />Crazy Pollack is on the phone and say's John hit it right on the money with his facts.
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<br />Eddie say's John was right about Goom being the future and say's thats the reason they like it at Goom.
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<br />Crazy Pollack say's there is no loyalty to the veterans that paved the way and some young shot asshole makes all of the choices for the station now.
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<br />Eddie say's corporations that run radio don't even know who their jocks are and it's ridiculous.
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<br />Koof say's everyone in studios dream is to work until they are 70 and never retire, thats why they love the business. Eddie say's no one on staff gets paid becaue they love it.
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<br />Moving on, Eddie brings up the Arizona outrage with illegal aliens. Craig explains what the law is, which is it is illegal for an illegal alien to be in Arizona without papers proving they are visiting. Eddie say's it pains him to agree with Hammy's strong right-winged opinions on this.
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<br />Craig say's as long as you have the proper documentation you won't be arrested.
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<br />Eddie say's John McCaine and his daughter disagree on this issue and it is not good for the family.
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<br />Eddie plays some audio of McCaine supporting the bill.
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<br />Billy explains how the bill got started.
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<br />Eddie say's he agrees with the bill and say's if you want to come to the USA, you should learn English and get your documents or else get out.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:35</FONT>
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<br />Eddie plugs the shows website and tells all of the John Bell fans to go there.
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<br />Craig brings up the immigrant bill again and how the cops are now allowed to racial profile. Bill say's then don't do anything wrong.
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<br />Eddie say's racial profiling exists no matter what law they enforce.
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<br />Hammy say's if you are illegal and marry a US citizen, you can't be deported because of common marriage laws.
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<br />Koof say's he is looking for a male order bride now.
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<br />Eddie and Bill argue about whether you should learn English or not to live in this country.
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<br />They play an awesome political ad that is under fire for an Alabama politician that say's you should only speak English.
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<br />They all debate about whether you should learn English or not to live in this country.
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<br />Hammy say's although he doesn't mind the Spanish channels on TV and radio, if he was offered a job in Italy, he would learn basic Italian to show respect.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:50</FONT>
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<br />Breaking news out of New York, Times Square was <a href="http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/05/01/nycs-times-square-shut-down-over-suspicious-car/">shut down</a> because of a suspicious box inside a suspicious looking vehicle.
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<br />Eddie makes sure they are recording the show. Eddie say's his "Bullshit Alarm" is sky rocketing.
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<br /><font size=+1>Malcom Brenner on phone</font>.
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<br />Eddie talks about the book. Malcome corrects Eddie and say's it's a novel.
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<br />Malcome talks about how he and the dolphin got in a relationship.
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<br />Hammy asks Malcome what was wrong with women. Malcome say's the dolphin beat up a woman he was with because it thought the woman was his girlfrined.
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<br />Malcome explains dolphins are very sexual and posessive.
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<br />Craig asks how he physically did it. Malcome say's the female dolphins have the same organs as humans and he had to fuck the dolphin under water.
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<br />Eddie asks if the dolphin pussy was deep or not. Malcome say's the dolphin pussy was small enough to fit just right in.
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<br />Danny asks how the dolphin came onto him. Malcome say's the dolphin rubbed her pussy on his cock.
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<br />Eddie asks what drove him to fuck a dolphin. Malcome say's he was hiking and found an old dolphin park that was closing and fell in love with the dolphin.
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<br />Hammy asks if the dolphin blew him. Malcome say's the dolphins teeth are sharp.
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<br />Hammy asks if he was molested. Malcome say's he was molested.
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<br />They wrap up and say bye.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">12:18</FONT>
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<br />Eddie brings up the Fozzy concert again and Koof's torn pants. They talk about the opening bands.
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<br />Eddie talks about his contest he is having on Facebook where his 1,000th friend will be a one time only co-host of the show.
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<br />They talk about Malcom and the complete creep that he is.
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<br />Eddie asks if anyone believes him. Everyone discusses whether they believe them or not.
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<br />Moving on, Eddie talks about a list of the "100 Most Beautiful Women".
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<br />Eddie say's Sandra Bullock not on the list is an outrage.
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<br /><font size=+1>I'm wondering that myself</font>
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<br />Everyone talks about the choices on the list.
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<br />Jennifer Lopez is 14 and they talk about whether people would fuck her in the ass or not.
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<br /><font size=+1>I'm not one for anal, but I certainly would with her.</font>
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<br />Justin Bieber is 11.
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<br />They talk about more people on the list.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">12:36</FONT>
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<br />We talk about the list some more. We stare at Scarlett Johanssons lovely tits.
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<br /><font size=+1>Screw Kelis. I'm on team Scarlett</font>
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<br />Koof wants to talk about the Times Square Bomb. We just say Julia Roberts is #1 on the list.
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<br />Koof wonders if this was a real bomb attempt.
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<br />They debate on conspiracy theory's and whether the government sets shit up or not.
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<br />Craig thinks the government has great PR people that feed not so true stories to the public.
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<br />Koof say's it's weird the government catches the terrorists "just in time" before an attack happens.
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<br />Eddie thinks everyone listened to Jessie Ventura to much.
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<br /><font size=+1>It's MIND CONTROL!</font>
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<br />Koof thinks the car in Times Square was staged.
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<br />Moving on, Floyd Mayweather destroyed Shane Mosley.
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<br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">12:51</FONT>
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<br />They talk about the Times Square incident some more. Craig say's it was two female cops. Koof still thinks it was staged.
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<br />Billy plays some audio of the breaking news story.
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<br />Everyone debates about the fire some more. Koof still isn't convinced it is real.
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<br />Billy goes back to audio.
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<br />Eddie wonders if Koof is ok because he has a creepy look on his face.
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<br />Eddie thanks everyone for calling in and the interviews with dolphin fucker and John Bell. Ham Radio starts at 9pm next week.
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<br />That's all for this week, I'm <ahref="http://www.twitter.com/hammyradio">Hammy</a>, and I'm out like Lynn Redgrave..... To soon?Ham Radio Show Rundownshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01611118983832424945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1699032174653314748.post-39499200789465074342010-04-27T00:12:00.000-07:002010-05-03T15:06:18.811-07:00Ham Radio Rundown: 4-24-10<FONT size="+2" color="red">10:00</FONT><br /><br />Eddie is very pumped for tonights show.<br /><br />They wonder why Koof and Hammy aren't in studio yet. Eddie say's he is annoyed they are always late.<br /><br />Koof finally shows up and say's Hammy was right in front of him on the road, but took a wrong turn. Eddie say's he has no job, so why is he late?<br /><br />They give a quick rundown of tonights show.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:15</FONT><br /><br /><font size=+1>W.T.F. NEWS</font><br /><br />The first story is about an 18 year old woman who killed an old lady while driving her van. At first she was sorry, but a new police report say's the 18 year old said the 70 year old woman was <a href="http://www.1010wins.com/Woman-Charge...as-Old/6869742">old enough to live</a> and that she lived a long life.<br /><br /><img src="http://vortal.intertechmedia.com/image/DbLiteGraphic/201004/6479092.jpg" height="300px" width="300px"><br /><font size=+1>Not so sorry now, are ya?</font><br /><br />The second story is about a dog who is trying to <a href="http://wcco.com/watercooler/Fairhope.Mayor.labrador.2.782427.html">become mayor</a>.<br /><br /><img src="http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/0/2008/07/29/175x131/labrador_258933.jpg" height="300px" width="300px"><br /><font size=+1>I would vote for Lassie</font><br /><br />Third story is about Police finding a suspect neck deep <a href="http://www.wsbtv.com/news/23235197/detail.html">in shit</a>.<br /><br />Eddie talks about Ben Raplelisberger, who is now suspended for 6 games.<br /><br />Bill say's Ben might be going to sex addiction.<br /><br />Hammy say's Goodell is making an example out of him so no one else screws around.<br /><br />Billy say's whenever anyone takes advantage of an underage drunk girl, it can't be good.<br /><br />Hammy drops the mic cover with the Goom logo. Everyone laughs at him.<br /><br />Koof talks about Plaxico Burress and say's Pittsburgh and New York don't like team members who screw around.<br /><br />Eddie say's Plaxico is worse because he brought an unlicensed weapon to a strip club.<br /><br />Hammy thinks Rev. Al Sharpton will go after Goodell if Goodell didn't punish a white guy.<br /><br /><img src="http://generalbrock.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/3c13f612-db48-431d-2395-c31456b3b7e8-ent_fb_alsharpton.jpg" height="300px" width="300px"><br /><font size=+1>That's right, Goodells a racist</font><br /><br />Billy mentions Rapelisberger is the first white player to be punished under Goodell.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:38</FONT><br /><br />They talk about what they want to ask Chris Jericho later.<br /><br />Kiera Massette is on the phone and talks about the NFL draft.<br /><br />Kiera say's she called the Giants pic when no one she was with agreed with her.<br /><br />She talks about the Jets being the team with the best chance this year because of their draft.<br /><br />Eddie asks her about Favre. Kiera say's everyone is hush hush about him.<br /><br />Kiera say's the draft was a very exciting experience.<br /><br />Billy asks who will be rookie of the year. Kiera say's it's hard to tell because there was a lot of good players in this year's draft.<br /><br />Eddie asks her if anyone tried to hook up with her. She won't say who.<br /><br />They wrap up and say bye.<br /><br /><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3618/3319838438_b4ab7e0220.jpg?v=0" height="300px" width="300px"><br /><font size=+1>I love this sports report</font><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">10:54</FONT><br /><br /><img src="http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00458/Chris_Jericho_458338a.jpg" height="300px" width="300px"><br /><font size=+1>Chris Jericho on phone</font><br /><br />They talk about Fozzy and the new album.<br /><br />Chris talks about how Fozzy got started.<br /><br />Chirs say's Kiss and Ozzy Osbourne got him loving music.<br /><br />They move to wrestling talk and discuss why Jericho came back.<br /><br />Chris talks about what is his main goal in the business. He say's he wants to help bring up new guy's and get them ready for main event matches.<br /><br />Koof asks what goes in to preparing for a major ppv match. Chris say's even though the winner is already chosen, a lot of work goes into making sure the match is good for the fans.<br /><br />They discuss the Fozzy gig next Wednesday at BB Kings.<br /><br />They plug the WWE ppv, the new Fozzy album and say bye.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:19</FONT><br /><br />Eddie apologizes to the people who had the interview cut out.<br /><br />Eddie brings up a game Koof made, where people guess the song Koof is humming to.<br /><br />After playing the promo, Eddie is already questioning this bit.<br /><br />Koof hums the first song, but sounds like an Autistic while doing such.<br /><br /><img src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs399.snc3/24228_1102415456297_1704030823_206669_2402661_n.jpg" height="300px" width="300px"><br /><font size=+1>To steal a page from my shows book. Sorry Koof</font><br /><br />They argue about how bad Koof hums.<br /><br />Billy say's he can hum better. After some arguing, Billy try's to hum the song, but isn't that much better.<br /><br />After some more arguing, they finally get through the songs. Eddie wonders why anybody would want to guess after that awful humming.<br /><br />Everyone argues over the bit.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:39</FONT><br /><br />Eddie plays some Fozzy for everyone.<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HswfkRR6VYA&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HswfkRR6VYA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />Hammy say's he is loving Hooligan Jim in feedback and reads some lines.<br /><br />Koof say's he has never been out on a double date before and thinks that isn't a real date, just hanging out with your chick.<br /><br />They talk about the South Park episode that was censored by Comedy Central. Hammy gives a brief description of what the episode was about.<br /><br />After hearing the audio from CNN about this, Eddie is disgusted by the story.<br /><br /><img src="http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/image_of_muhammad.png" height="300px" width="300px"><br /><font size=+1>Our thoughts exactly</font><br /><br />Hammy say's the FBI raids a 12 year olds house for downloading a Britney Spears album and charges the family millions in damages, yet a radical group posts death threats on the internet and no arrests are made.<br /><br />They debate on whether the website clearly said a death threat or not.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">11:53</FONT><br /><br /><img src="http://www.ironsidemetalworks.com/BG/Contact/Schimmel.jpg" height="300px" width="300px"><br /><font size=+1>Robert Schimmel on phone.</font><br /><br />He is at the Stress Factory just ready to go to a gig.<br /><br />Eddie say's Robert is going through a lot of shit. He just beat cancer, his son died at 11 and is now going through a divorce. Koof gives him credit for going through all of this and making everything positive.<br /><br />He talks about divorce and how the woman keeps the lifestyle the man put her in, just with the man out. He say's divorce is horrendous.<br /><br />Robert tells a story about getting arrested.<br /><br />Robert say's there is only so much tragedy you can go through before you just start laughing aat yourself.<br /><br />They talk about how Robert takes his life stories and turns them into comedy.<br /><br />Robert talks about getting drafted and going to Vietnam.<br /><br />Eddie say's Robert is the toughest man he ever met.<br /><br />Eddie talks about his favorite Robert Schimmel bits.<br /><br />Robert talks about his first time doing stand up.<br /><br />They talk about offensive jokes and how people overract about them.<br /><br />Eventually, Robert goes to a taxi driver and fucks with him and after some arguing with the taxi driver, he gets out of paying the taxi fee. Eventually Robert walks into the Stress Factory for his gig. They plug his CD and say bye.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">12:20</FONT><br /><br />Eddie say's Robert Schimmel killed and is a funny dude.<br /><br />Eddie plugs next weeks show, which includes Jon Bell from Z100 fame speaking out about being released and the creepy dolphin fucker.<br /><br />They talk about a man who ran a <a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2011623988_animalabuse17m.html">beastiality farm</a>.<br /><br />They talk about beastiality and Eddie mentions a story about a guy who died because a horse fucked him in the ass and tore his insides apart.<br /><br />Koof bombs saying there was one whole horse power behind the fucking. Everyone laughs at his corny joke.<br /><br />They discuss what gets people to the point of fucking animals.<br /><br /><img src="http://blogs.ajc.com/jeff-schultz-blog/files/2009/05/mr_ed3.gif" height="300px" width="300px"><br /><font size=+1>I don't know, but it sounds interesting</font><br /><br />Eddie wants to why people fuck animals instead of humans.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">12:38</FONT><br /><br />They talk about a man who killed his wife over a hockey game.<br /><br /><script type='text/javascript' src='http://www.nbc-2.com/global/video/videoplayer.js?rnd=119413;hostDomain=www.nbc-2.com;playerWidth=300;playerHeight=240;isShowIcon=true;clipId=4733071;flvUri=;partnerclipid=;adTag=null;enableAds=false;landingPage=http%253A%252F%252Fwww.nbc-2.com%252Fglobal%252FCategory.asp%253Fc%253D170893;islandingPageoverride=false;playerType=STANDARD_EMBEDDEDscript'></script><br /><br />Eddie dubs this man a real man's man because no one should fuck with a man who is watching a sporting event.<br /><br />Billy is annoyed with the guy because in the news story, he tried to blame it on the dog.<br /><br />Eddie say's he feels for the guy because the wife was probably controlling him.<br /><br />Hammy say's not being married is a very happy thing.<br /><br />Hooligan Jim calls the show and tells a story about breaking another man's leg. They couldn't go into details, so they just said he was a "Military Police".<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">BREAK</FONT><br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">12:53</FONT><br /><br />The "Movies That Don't Suck" contest tonight is Planes, Trains and Automobiles.<br /><br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/S5o8DFfYHS4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/S5o8DFfYHS4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />They talk about hot MILFs from older sitcoms.<br /><br />They wrap up and say bye.<br /><br /><FONT size="+2" color="red">SHOW ENDS AT 1:01</FONT><br /><br /><font size=+1>FOLLOW US ON TWITTER!</font><br /><br />You can follow us on Twitter by following <a href="http://www.twitter.com/hamradioshow">@hamradioshow</a><br /><br /><font size=+1>LISTEN TO THE REPLAY!</font><br /><br />Missed this weeks show? 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