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Monday, June 28, 2010

Ham Radio Show Rundown: June 23rd, 2010

9:00

They are in another studio because Zach Sang is having a band on his show, so him being "The Golden Child", gets anything he wants.

They compliment Miss Stacey on how good she looks and her lovely perfume.



They plug the rest of the show.

BREAK

9:13

They are talking about the underage girls in the Goom offices and how they are dressed like whores.

Eddie talks about feeling bad recently about the Goom management not liking them at all and coming to the conclusion he doesn't care anymore. They talk about causing trouble at Goom and being the assholes they always are.

They talk about Billy's epic pony tail and how dry it is.

They make fun of Billy for looking a lot like Steven Seagal.



They talk about General McChrystal and how he "Resigned". Eddie say's Obama needs to be the angry black guy and not take shit from anybody anymore.

They debate whether firing McChrystal was the right thing to do.

Billy say's McChrystal should be able to criticize the President and not have any criticism for his opinions.

Eddie say's he talked shit about the President and should be fired.

They read some quotes from the original interview.

Eddie teases a Lady Gaga story and expresses hatred for her.

BREAK

9:34

Eddie talks about Jerry Seinfeld hating on Lady Gaga because she made a fool of herself in his box.

Zach Sang interrupts the show and thanks them for switching studios. Eddie say's Zach can throw one of his hot interns his way in return, or Shelly Rome.

Billy say's Seinfeld has no right to complain about Gaga because he wasn't at the game.

They debate about whether Seinfeld was right or not.

Eddie say's while her music bother him, he absolutely hates her constant need for attention and doing stupid shit to get attention.

Not to mention wearing a ridiculous outfit at her own sister's High School graduation just to soak more attention for herself instead of her sister.

Koof pops up a pic of Stefani Germanotta, before she became Lady Gaga.



Koof say's he would still fuck her now.

Eddie say's she is trying to be Madonna 2.0.

Koof wonders why people get mad about what celebrity's do in their spare times.

They debate about why Lady Gaga is annoying.

They get distracted by a porn site and watch some porn of Kagney Linn Karter. They love her ass.



BREAK

9:50

Koof fails at dialing out to Kagney Karter, forgetting to dial 9-1, then the number.

They finally get Kagney Karter on the phone.

They discuss her work and gawk at her tits. She say's their fake, but no one cares.

Eddie compliments her ability to take a big cock.

Kagney say's she hosts parties on the side. Koof asks her to host a party for him.

They discuss porn stars she idolizes and the other businesses they have done that Kagney wants to do also.

Koof asks if she enjoyed giving head before porn. Kagney say's she she loves to suck dick now that she has been doing porn.

Eddie say's he loves a good hand job over a blow job once in a while.

Koof brings up a friend of his that he's fucking now and she doesn't love blow jobs. Koof asks Kagney how he can get her to like giving head. Kagney say's her friends need to convince her it's "The thing to do".

They gawk at some of her photos



They talk about her relationship life and how it's difficult to have a relationship when you do porn.

They are amazed that she has a wet pussy and can take a big cock and some fingers at the same time.

Kagney say's she is a very down to earth girl outside of porn and is sometimes boring.

They talk about how normal guy's would be scared to fuck her because she's a porn star.

They talk about how she practices for doing different shit on camera.

They play "Masterbate Theater" and she doesn't disappoint.

Kagney makes out with one of her hot friends.

They wrap up and say bye.

BREAK

10:13

W.T.F. News

First story is about the Naked Cowboy who is suing a Naked Cowgirl, Sandy Kane, for stealing his act

Second story is about transgender men with enhanced breasts taking off their tops at the beach and the beach getting shit because the transgender (freaks) men complained.

Third story is about two gentlemen who shot each other in the ass to see if it would hurt. They waited 2 day's before they went to the hospital for surgery.

Fourth story is about a "Hotties only" website launching a virtual sperm bank because members demanded an outlet for attractive sperm and eggs.

They check out some of beautifulpeople.com's members and say the 10.0 ratings on some girls aren't really hot, while the 5.0 rated women are hotter.

They talk about what goes on behind the scenes with prep and when to play the sound effects and when to talk while bits are going on. Eddie asks Danny to give Koof a more detailed rundown of the shows.

BREAK

10:34

Koof say's there is tension in studio. Eddie say's Billy is always in a mood.

Eddie decides to have a contest that really isn't a contest. First caller or feedback on the Ham Radio email gets a prize pack from Kagney Karter.

Eddie talks about weird porns including "Stump Porn", which is porn with one or more people missing a limb.

They discuss what would happen if you got your dick got cut out.

Koof looks up some creepy images of wacky porns.

Gorno


Gun Porn


BREAK

10:48

Author Beaver Phillips is on the phone.

Beaver say's anyone with a penis should buy his book.

Beaver say's his friends convinced him to write a book because he has been meeting a lot of women on dating sites.

Beaver say's his book is not bragging about how great his life is and it gets straight to the point.

They talk about him not being a good looking guy, yet getting a lot of women from dating sites.

Beaver talks about a girl saying "I don't think so" right to his face at a bar.

Eddie say's he made a match.com profile and has gotten a few hook ups already because of Beavers advice.

Koof asks the difference between sites. Beaver say's Craigslist is horrible because it's all whores. Beaver say's match.com is his site of choice along with ashleymadison.com

They talk about married guy's and how they have no backbone anymore. Beaver say's he only wants to fuck chicks now.

Beaver talks about doing interviews in Orlando and being recognized by women at bars.

Eddie mentions the movie Hitch with Will Smith and how Will's character was discovered to be the matchmaker and how he can't do his job anymore.

They discuss which sites are the best for online hook ups. Beaver say's plentyoffish.com is another great site.

Beaver say's if no one wants to buy his book, just go to his website and there is a 20% discount for match.com.

They discuss meeting psychos from sites.

They discuss what to say and what not to say online.

They discuss red flags on women you meet.

Eddie say's they will set up a profile on plentyoffish.com and listen to everything Beaver Phillips say's.

BREAK

11:15

Beaver say's on the "seeking" "smoking" "drinking" tabs on your profile, be honest.

Beaver say's while some guy's put "Looking for my partner", have fun with your profile. He say's his plentyoffish headliner say's "Fat, bald, broke, seeking supermodel".

Beaver say's if you put only "intimate encounter", plentyoffish will block you from emailing other members.

Beaver say's on the "relationship" tab, pick the friendship tab.

Beaver say's always put the lowest income on you because all that is is marketing.

Beaver say's be honest about your personal interests and family life.

Beaver say's the most important part of your profile is your paragraph and instead of doing the usual "I like skateboarding" like all guy's, instead be different and the number one goal should be making the girl laugh.

Eddie say's they will finish the profile when they come back from break.

BREAK

11:33

Continuing with Beaver, he say's you should have only ONE picture of you with other chicks because other women will think your a player. All pics of you must be smiling and having fun.

Beaver say's for emailing them, say something funny in the subject so they open the email.

Beaver say's in the first paragraph, pretend it's a stand up act and you want to make her laugh. The second paragraph should a personal message to her.

Beaver say's he guarantees you will get laid if you buy his book.

They thank him for talking to them and say bye.

BREAK

11:48

Koof say's Beaver was one of the best interviews ever and wants him on an entire show in the future.

Eddie say's the board of health is taking his pee and paying him for some study group.

They discuss going to doctors offices and peeing in the tiny cups and getting pee everywhere.

SHOW ENDS AT 11:59

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Saturday, June 12, 2010

Ham Radio Show Rundown: 6-9-10

9:00

Eddie introduces "Corporate Koof" to the audience and Koof say's he found an article of clothing in the bathroom and he won't tollorate the pranks in the office.

Eddie complains about the echo in the headphones. Corporate Koof say's Goom must step up their game.

Eddie suggests Corporate Koof talks to management about the behind the scenes BS in the office.

They talk about Twitter. Eddie say's he now has a Twitter account and plugs it. His account is @UncleEddie13

Corporate Koof talks about a mass email sent out to all Goom staff about Twitter and a chair being left in the studio last week. Eddie say's all Goom management needs to do is just talk to him instead of the mass emails.

BREAK

9:13

They discuss Obama and how everyone is giving him shit for being an "angry black guy".

They talk about former President Bush and how he was one step away from being retarted.

Eddie say's he wishes Hammy was here to discuss the hatred he has for Obama.

Editor's Note: Well, Eddie, I don't hate him for his skin color. I hate him for his insane policies and putting our national debt up trillions for spending money we don't have. That, and the recent lack of care for the oil spill just fuels my hatred for the government in general.

They discuss why people just assume Obama is an angry black guy and not call him the President.

They talk about Spike Lee shouting out to Obama to toughin up about the oil spill.

Eddie say's there are a lot of people out there who hate Obama because he is black.

Koof talks about a friend of his (not named Hammy) that is a racist towards Obama.

Eddie say's he isn't anti Obama and not pro Obama, but he want's to give Obama a chance.

They talk about Obama's recent "ass kick" comment and how the country is jumping in outrage over it. Koof say's they say worse shit every Wednesday night.

BREAK

9:34

They continue the conversation about Obama. Eddie say's he's excited Obama said that because the President showed some emotion.

They talk about the country shitting on him because he went to New Orleans only 13 day's after the spill. They mention how Bush went on vacation after Katrina.

They talk about BP's reputation being destroyed because of this spill and how on top of that they will have to pay the family members of the employees who died.

Koof talks about Republicans and Democrats arguing over spending money we as a country don't have.

Eddie say's the same people who wanted Obama to have his brains and Bushs' balls and are now complaining after Obama finally shows he has a set.

Koof say's he's tired of people constantly complaining about the country.

They discuss gun laws and Koof say's he didn't want a gun before. Now with rising crime, he may get one.

Eddie say's the fights that happen behind the scenes at Goom are prime examples of America today.

Koof mentions inter racial marriages and how most of the country has accepted those now.

They discuss gun laws and what you have to do to get a gun.

BREAK

9:50


Doug Stanhope on the phone.

Doug talks about now remembering anything after a show anymore.

Eddie quickly plugs his gig at The Stress Factory.

They talk about what Doug would do if he was President. Doug say's he wouldn't have a government and all drugs would be legal.

They discuss the Arizona immigration bill. Doug say's there are people coming from Europe who take Americans' job's and no one complains about them.

They talk about drugs. Doug say's he still uses drugs for socializing.

Doug talks about a track on one of his CD's "I Hate Jews" and how Adam Sandler had a problem with that. Doug say's he openly hates all religion.

Doug talks about how he got into comedy as a young kid only wanting pussy.

Doug talks about acting and how he can't act to save his life. Eddie mentions maybe going into radio and say's Goom could use a guy like Doug doing a show.

They mention a video Doug did of Girls Gone Wild. Doug say's Joe Francis is a piece of shit and a horrible person to work with.

Eddie mentions Doug's time on The Man Show. Doug say's it was down to him and Dane Cook before NBC let Joe Rogan do The Man Show while doing Fear Factor.

Doug tells some road stories.

Doug tells a story about coming up with segments for The Man Show and having lawyers shoot it down because it was to raunchy.

Doug say's he wants to have an "End Of The World" show on December 20th, 2012 and they talk about Wikipedia and how almost nothing on that is true.

BREAK

10:14

W.T.F. News

First story is about a bikini coffee shop near Denver that is sparking outrage and a group is demanding local businesses close down near it.

Second story is about a man claiming to be Jesus causing a 5 car accident in Connecicut.

Third story is about a 3 year old girl being addicted to smoking and drinking after a car accident. She has been smoking a pack a day since the accident. Koof say's she is a stylish dresser. The mother say's 3 beers does nothing for her.



Eddie bombs making fun of her name.

Forth story is about a 2 year old kid who demands he smokes 40 cigarettes a day. Eddie say's he loves this kid.

Koof, because there is 2 minutes left in the segment, asks what is more gay, sucking a dick or the balls. They discuss what would they do.

BREAK

10:34

Eddie talks about the MTV Movie Awards and how there was non stop cursing throughout the entire show. Eddie plays a clip with a very long delay in it to censor all of the cursing that regular radio played.

They discuss how Fox got fined at the Billboard awards and MTV isn't really getting any bad publicity for it. They talk about censorship and how silly it is.

They play the live audio from the show and count how many curses were in 30 seconds.

Craig say's the word "fuck" was sent out 132 times over the air.

They read a quote from the special interest group outraged at MTV.

Eddie say's cursing is perfectly fine and shouldn't be accepted as offensive language.

They play some more audio from the MTV show and say the world hasn't blown up yet because of cursing.

Koof say's he hates people in this country for being pussies.

BREAK

10:50

The band "A Welcome Burden" join in studio and they discuss the gay question Koof asked about sucking a dick. The band say they would suck a dick instead of sucking balls.

They talk about the oil spill and how gas prices for BP will go down because of it.

Koof mentions the oil goes to other companies, so people should boycott the other companies too. Eddie is amazed Koof makes sense.

They talk about being a band for a few years and finding theirselves in music.

The band talks about tragic things and big moments in their lives. Eddie play's the walking away music from "The Hulk"



The band plays a song called "Inside Me". Everyone liked it.

They plug their Myspace and say an album is in the works.

Koof say's he loves a cd with acoustic versions of a song already on the album.

The band say's they are still looking for new members and are still in the baby steps of making a band. Eddie say's they have the skills to make it.

They play another song called "Why I Drink" before the show goes on break.

BREAK

11:15

Billy mentions the Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup.

They talk about Gary Coleman's wife and how she is being a cunt. She is soaking up all of the attention because of Gary's death, even selling the death bed photo to Globe Magazine.



They play an interview of her sounding like she doesn't have sympathy to Gary.

(Youtube's a douche and won't let me embed this, so here is the URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJdNyA5XmzM)

They talk about the 911 call



Eddie hates her because she made him have sympathy for Gary Coleman.

They talk more about the news interview and how it may be possible that Gary was murdered.

Koof say's he hasn't seen one clip of his wife sad and mourning his death. Billy say's she was out of the will and probably was mad at Gary.

BREAK

11:37

They mention a chick who was supposed to call isn't calling. Eddie say's fuck it and continue talking with the band.

This woman calls the show and Koof messes with her until she hangs up.

The band play's a cover of "Simple Man". Everyone loves it.

BREAK

11:51

They talk with the band about sex stories. Koof tries to get some shit from the band, but they don't say anything.

They rip on Billy for playing Farmville during the show.

They talk with the band about playing the guitar.

They wrap up with final plugs and say bye.

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Monday, June 7, 2010

Ham Radio Show Rundown: 6-2-10

9:00

Eddie is very annoyed Zach Sang takes forever to get out of the studio. Just because he is the face of Goom, doesn't mean he can disrespect the other shows.

Koof is annoyed he couldn't set up his monitors before the show started.

They do the rest of their prep live on the air.

Koof blames Craig for not having the prep ready. Eddie yells at him for being Zach Sang's producer and having to do shit for Zach before he goes to do Ham Radio.

Eddie continues talking about Zach and how he has to have everything timed perfectly so they can start the show.

Some girl from Florida calls the number because Zach Sang has the same number. They fuck with her for a while.

BREAK

9:13

Eddie gives a rundown of the show.

Koof continues to throw Craig under the bus for not being in studio on time. Eddie defends Craig saying he does a lot of shit behind the scenes.

They discuss the death of Gary coleman.


The Babe Ruth of security guards.

Billy say's he doesn't give a shit. Eddie agrees and say's he has gotten a lot of shit on Twitter for saying he doesn't care. Eddie and Billy say the parents screwed them out of the money he made. They discuss a law in California that say's child actors' parents have to put the money the kids make in a trust fund.

They discuss the death of Dennis Hopper.



Eddie say's Dennis Hopper meant more to him then Gary Coleman.


Gary's coffin..... To soon?

They play his famous quote which no one cares about. Eddie is annoyed he is famous for only that line.

Koof say's he doesn't believe if you fall 5 feet on your head it can cause serious injury.

They notice the band is bringing in a lot of beer. Eddie say's they should share.

The studio smells all of the sudden. They debate who farted.

They end the segment with a special Gary Coleman tribute song.

BREAK

9:34

W.T.F. News

First story is about a Florida child who was given porn instead of the school yearbook.

Second story is about a dumb broad who used Google Maps to walk and is now suing Google for damages.

Third story is about a Chicago couple who died in a pile of their garbage.

They discuss hoarding and the TV show "Hoarders".

Fourth story is about a group of robbers who spray their victims with shit.

They discuss how exactly the robbers pull off their robbery's.

Billy bombs at a Columbo joke.

BREAK

9:50

They make fun of Koof for coming back from break with "Outside" by Staind.

They talk about the pornstar coming in and the band coming in later.

They make fun of Craig for calling the show and talking very loud.

Craig and Koof bust each others balls.


Pornstar Chanel Preston on phone

Koof gawks at her and say's he loves her ass more then her tits.

They talk about her porn career and her accomplishments.

Chanel say's her tits are 34D.

They try and get her to badmouth pornstars she has worked with, but she doesn't do anything.

They discuss her wrestling background and Eddie asks her if she would go to WWE.

Chanel say's she loves butt plugs and anal beeds. She say's she especially loves anal sex.

Eddie asks her if she ever shit after pulling out some anal beads. Chanel tells a story about asking her gay friend how to use anal beads properly.

They discuss what's gay and what's not gay when shoving things up men's asses.

They gawk at her pictures some more. They notice her pussy piercing and compliment her clean ass.

BREAK

10:14

They play "Masterbate Theater" with Chanel. She rubs herself while calling Craig's name.

They give her website a plug and say bye.

They discuss hand jobs. Eddie say's he loves a good hand job. Koof tells a story about getting a hand job and using his Goom T-shirt to soak up the cum. Koof say's the shirt was solid this morning.

They discuss hand jobs and what they use to finish in until....


Dr. Debra Laino on the phone

They continue the conversation about hand jobs.

they discuss special fabrics guy's use to jerk off into.

They plug Dr. Deb's website and go to break.

BREAK

10:34

Dr. Deb Laino is still on the phone.

They talk about a condition men have when their cocks don't hang, instead "turtle" into their body.

They talk about how steroids shrink your cock.

They talk about foods that make your dick hard. Debra say's raw fish, especially oysters, work great. Debra say's chocolate is horrendous for your sex drive.

Craig asks her how can he spice up his relationship with his girlfriend.

They talk about how you can make women squirt.

They wrap up and say bye.

BREAK

10:50

They play a song from The Mighty Pragmatics, which they loved.

The band say's they didn't want to be overproduced.

They talk about the recording process of their album and say most of the songs took one take to do.

The band talks about their past projects and bash Dee Snider of Twisted Sister is a douche.

They talk about the album. Eddie say's the album is fantastic.

The band waste no time plugging their show on Saturday and saying it's free admission.

Eventually, the band takes over the show and tell a bunch of stories on the road. They plug their website, CD party again and tell some more stories.

They throw out an idea of a wet t-shirt contest at their gig Saturday.

They play another song from the band. Everyone loves it.

Eddie say's in two weeks they will have more pornstars in studio. The band say's they will bring more beer.

Eddie teases a news story about a kid losing one of his nuts.

BREAK

11:15

They play audio about a 14 year old boy who was punched in the balls by a classmate and now needs surgery to remove his testicle.

They check out pictures of a ruptured testicle and are disgusted by it.

Eddie say's the band is so awesome he is replacing Billy with them.

Everyone agrees if you get punched in the balls you should rip the other guys' eyes out.

They talk about seeing someone getting punched in the balls is funny, but wrong. They tell some stories about being punched in the balls.

They play more audio of this story and apparently the family is now moving to a different town.

One person in the band say's thats why kids bring guns to school.

They discuss getting punched in the balls some more.

BREAK

11:37

They play a hilarious promo of Zach Sang saying gay things that Danny made.

Nicky from the band tells a story about accepting the friend request of the cowboy from The Village People.

The band name drops more people they thought were assholes to them.

They talk about people who whine on Facebook about the recent deaths of the musicians.

They do some final plugs and say bye.

SHOW ENDS AT 12:00

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