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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Ham Radio Show Rundown: September 22nd, 2010

9:00

They announce Billy AND Koof are not in studio. It is just Eddie, Danny and Craig.

They talk about the Jets and how they beat the Patriots at the new Meadowlands Stadium.

They discuss the NFL picks game they are playing where the loser gets a humiliating punishment. Koof and Billy aren't there and they both came in last. They speculate.

Eddie say's he wants an intern to smell his pee.

BREAK

9:13

They talk about multiple punishments they can give the interns. Eddie say's he wants the interns to smell his pee.

Eddie talks about his pee some more and complications he has with his pee. They discuss coffee and having interns getting coffee.

Billy is on the phone. They continue to discuss Eddie's pee problem.

Craig Google's Eddie's problem. He say's Eddie should see a doctor immediately.

BREAK

9:33

They discuss having a new smoking ban in New York where it's banned almost everywhere except your house. The new ban is now in the Times Square sitting area. They discuss how safe the governments trying to be, yet ruining jobs for people in tobacco comapny's.

Billy brings up how the raised taxes and bans are not making anyone quit. Smokers will smoke.

Moving on, they discuss Paris Hilton, who was arrested for cocaine posession and how she is only getting a 2,000$ fine.

They discuss Lindsay Lohan failing a drug test. They discuss how she gets special treatment.

They talk about Lindsay Lohan's father yelling at her lawyer.

BREAK

9:48


Former WWE Diva Aloisia on the phone

She describes her figure to the audience. Eddie say's she was fired for (supposedly) doing some naughty things before she became a diva.

Aloisia say's she took some racy photos when she was younger as a fitness model and her photos were a mistake she made when she was younger.

The guy's all gawk at her figure.

They talk about Linda McMahon, who is running for Connecticut senator and if her past and her politics have anything to do with her firing. Aloisia say's WWE is a business and they are allowed to fire and hire whoever they want.

Aloisia say's before WWE, she had a reality show in talk.

They talk about her figure again and her relationship life.

Aloisia describes her perfect man, which fits the descriptions of NONE of the guy's in studio. Eddie asks if she prefers a big cock. She say's it's not important, but it has to be there.

They talk about her past again and how her career will continue because of that or not.

Aloisia shoots down some rumors the nerds in the IWC are spreading about her.

Eddie hits on her and say's she is the perfect woman.

They wrap up and say bye.

Craig say's Eddie has no shot with her.

They agree that they should set Aloisia up with Rudy, who is a tall black guy that works at Goom.

BREAK

10:13

W.T.F. News

- First story is about actor Randy Quaid and his wife being in trouble with the law for bailing some bills. They discuss some of his movies.

- Second story is about a woman caught having sex with some dude in a bathroom. She had a few beverages to drink. They bash her for not fucking her husband and some random guy instead. A security guard ruined the fun by calling the cops.

- Third story is about a parrot being arrested for helping drug dealers escape a rade. The parrot, named "Lorenzo" screamed "Run! Run!". Eddie say's the entire Police force is stupid because they actually arrested a parrot.

They discuss the Octomom having trouble with her mortgage payments.

BREAK

10:33

Eddie mentions getting emails from Aloisia's PR people about how the interview was "rude" and not appropiate.

They discuss the football picks bit again. Eddie runs down the scores and they all take their picks for next week.

BREAK

10:49

They have Dan Bruder from "Who The Hell Is Dan Bruder" on the phone. They discuss how the episode with Eddie on it had a very good ratings number.

Dan discusses the show and talks about what the shows subjects are.

They discuss story's of Dan and his band, how they got started and the members of the band.

Dan mentions he will be on Letterman tomorrow.

They tell some more stories before saying bye.

BREAK

11:14

Eddie gives a special shout out to Nick G. Today is his birthday and he is a good fan.

Eddie is FURIOUS at Aloisia's PR people that they bitched about the interview. Craig say's the PR people are at fault for putting their client on their show in the first place when they should have checked the show out beforehand. Eddie mentions Aloisia has no beef with Ham Radio, but she has to please the WWE audience.

They mention the WWE and how they shut up anyone who talks about anything sexual with their wrestlers.

Danny say's that interview wouldn't fly on "The Golden Child's" channel.

Danny blames Linda McMahon for destroying WWE and making it go PG.

They discuss wrestling and how it was amazing back in the day. Eddie mentions "The Rundown", an old wrestling show on Goom that is no longer there because the business sucks.

Eddie talks about several WWE divas doing Playboy before and during their careers.

Eddie say's if Linda wins and is a Senator in CT, the McMahon empire will own the entire east coast.

BREAK

11:33

They bring up the NFL punishment bit again and finish their picks with the remaining games of the week.

They discuss the Denver Broncos wide receiver Kenny McKinley dying over the weekend.

They talk about all of their cars breaking down and not being able to go anywhere besides public transport.

They discussed the show Hard Knocks and how Derrell Revis held out for all of that money and is now injured.

BREAK

11:48

Eddie plugs all of Goom's radios on the website.

They talk about a religious sacrifice involving chickens that is pissing off PETA and other activists.

They talk about religious traditions that are very violent towards animals and other humans.

They finish the show talking about the proper way to slaughter animals where the animals don't feel pain.

SHOW ENDS AT 11:58

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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Ham Radio Show Rundown - September 2nd, 2010

9:00

WERE BACK! We are very happy to be back on the radio. And to the haters...



Our first topic back is the ground zero Mosque controversy. Koof say's he's on the fence about this issue, while Billy say's they built 3 stadiums instead of something at ground zero. Eddie say's he doesn't know what the big deal is.

Eddie say's it boils down to racism. They discuss the Mosque some more.

Eddie say's the real crime is New York City not giving more respect and care to the fire fighters and cops who ran into the buildings as they were burning.

Eddie brings up Obama and the people who think he's Muslim.

Billy say's they should tax the churches and religious landmarks.

They mention a scene in the Bill Maher documentary "Religilous" where Bill points out the Vatican and say's "Would Jesus live here?"



BREAK

9:16

They want to introduce a rule where if anyone's phone goes off during the show and you didn't put it on silent, you get a taser show.

They talk about Glenn Beck and his insane rally in Washington DC and the racism he is spewing to the public on the anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.'s famous speech.

They read some some of Beck's words.

Eddie mentions an episode of The Boondocks where they bring MLK back from the dead and he walked in on a typical party in the ghetto.


Charming...

They read more Glenn Beck quotes. They mention how all other news networks don't take him seriously.

Eddie talks about DC Comics creating a Batman Inc. with multiple Batman's protecting cities all over the world.

BREAK

9:33

They mention comedian Robert Schimmel was involved in a very serious car accident. They send their thoughts and prayers to Schimmel and his family.

They replay their interview with Roberty Schimmel.

BREAK

10:03

They have Bryan from FOE Radio and Joe from Rock U Radio in studio. They discuss the new things happening at Goom.

Eddie say's they need some new "freaks" of the show and he wants to fuck with the new interns. They make fun of Niko and his huge glasses.

They get to know Niko.

Eddie wants to audition all of the Goom interns and find the "good ones" in the bunch.

Eddie talks about the new boss at Goom.

Intern Niko tells a story about getting pooped on when he fucked his chick.

BREAK

10:24

They keep thinking of names for Intern Niko.

Eddie say's the stars of Machete were supposed to be in studio, but backed out because of complications of scheduling.

Eddie talks about Inception, and how good of a good movie it was. He say's in all of DiCaprio's movies, Dicaprio is not as good as his supporting cast.

They discuss other movies that are out.

koof says him and his chick are very happy and they saw a lot of chick movies because his girlfriend "Freckles" made him go. Koof say's she loves sex more then he does. Everyone bashes him.

They spoil more summer movies.

BREAK

10:41

Koof talks about the new show Boardwalk Empire, which Martin Scorsese is producting.

Koof say's he doesn't have any HBO or movie channels, just basic cable. Everyone rips on him for being cheap.

Eddie complains that the big TV networks are bringing back old 70's tv shows, just renaming them and rehashing old episodes.

They point out that every "disaster" movie or TV show has a black president.

They talk about the new show "No Ordinary Family" being an exact duplicate of the Disney movie, The Incredibles.

They continue the similarities between the new shows and the older shows that they rehashed material from.

Billy say's the only thing he's looking forward to watch this fall is the NFL.

Eddie say's he's only looking forward to Family Guy.

They mention they will be talking to A Welcome Burden when they return from break.

BREAK

11:07

They talk about Slash getting a divorce. Eddie complains his wife will get GnR money she doesn't deserve.

They talk about getting married. Eddie say's married couples fight about stupid nonsense.

Koof say's he and his girlfriend are very happy. Eddie say's that's because their relationship just started and they will start fighting eventually.

(Editor's note: Koof, trust me buddy. Haven't gotten a blowjob in almost 7 months and we fight almost all the time. 2 YEARS.)

They continue talking about marriage.

They talk about Koof's relationship some more.

They talk about thinking of other women while having sex.

Eddie talks about peeing in a girls mouth because she just licked the head of his cock, which is very sensitive on a guy, making him pee.

Koof mentions his chick is in class, so they can't call her. Everyone rips on him cause his chick might cheat on him.

BREAK

11:32

They talk about a Staten Island sex ed teacher who allowed her students to use vulger words and language in class.

They discuss freedom of speech in school and sex ed.

Eddie mentions a Louis CK bit where he compares "The N Word" and the word Nigger.



Koof all of the sudden gets a text from his chick and he bounces from the studio. Eddie and Billy rip on him for being whipped. Eddie is mad Koof just leaves the show instead of texting Freckles saying he will call her in a minute.

BREAK

11:48

Koof will NOT be on the show the rest of the night because Freckles has to talk to him. Eddie say's Koof is so whipped it's scary.

Eddie gives a show rundown of what happened and what was SUPPOSED to happen tonight.

Eddie talks about the meeting him and Goom management have to do after the show about getting a big named celebrity in studio.

They thank the fans for listening and supporting the show and say bye.

SHOW ENDS AT 11:58

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Thats all for this week, I'm Hammy, and I'm out like Uncle Eddie a month ago.