Ham Radio Show Rundown: June 23rd, 2010

9:00

They are in another studio because Zach Sang is having a band on his show, so him being "The Golden Child", gets anything he wants.

They compliment Miss Stacey on how good she looks and her lovely perfume.



They plug the rest of the show.

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9:13

They are talking about the underage girls in the Goom offices and how they are dressed like whores.

Eddie talks about feeling bad recently about the Goom management not liking them at all and coming to the conclusion he doesn't care anymore. They talk about causing trouble at Goom and being the assholes they always are.

They talk about Billy's epic pony tail and how dry it is.

They make fun of Billy for looking a lot like Steven Seagal.



They talk about General McChrystal and how he "Resigned". Eddie say's Obama needs to be the angry black guy and not take shit from anybody anymore.

They debate whether firing McChrystal was the right thing to do.

Billy say's McChrystal should be able to criticize the President and not have any criticism for his opinions.

Eddie say's he talked shit about the President and should be fired.

They read some quotes from the original interview.

Eddie teases a Lady Gaga story and expresses hatred for her.

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9:34

Eddie talks about Jerry Seinfeld hating on Lady Gaga because she made a fool of herself in his box.

Zach Sang interrupts the show and thanks them for switching studios. Eddie say's Zach can throw one of his hot interns his way in return, or Shelly Rome.

Billy say's Seinfeld has no right to complain about Gaga because he wasn't at the game.

They debate about whether Seinfeld was right or not.

Eddie say's while her music bother him, he absolutely hates her constant need for attention and doing stupid shit to get attention.

Not to mention wearing a ridiculous outfit at her own sister's High School graduation just to soak more attention for herself instead of her sister.

Koof pops up a pic of Stefani Germanotta, before she became Lady Gaga.



Koof say's he would still fuck her now.

Eddie say's she is trying to be Madonna 2.0.

Koof wonders why people get mad about what celebrity's do in their spare times.

They debate about why Lady Gaga is annoying.

They get distracted by a porn site and watch some porn of Kagney Linn Karter. They love her ass.



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9:50

Koof fails at dialing out to Kagney Karter, forgetting to dial 9-1, then the number.

They finally get Kagney Karter on the phone.

They discuss her work and gawk at her tits. She say's their fake, but no one cares.

Eddie compliments her ability to take a big cock.

Kagney say's she hosts parties on the side. Koof asks her to host a party for him.

They discuss porn stars she idolizes and the other businesses they have done that Kagney wants to do also.

Koof asks if she enjoyed giving head before porn. Kagney say's she she loves to suck dick now that she has been doing porn.

Eddie say's he loves a good hand job over a blow job once in a while.

Koof brings up a friend of his that he's fucking now and she doesn't love blow jobs. Koof asks Kagney how he can get her to like giving head. Kagney say's her friends need to convince her it's "The thing to do".

They gawk at some of her photos



They talk about her relationship life and how it's difficult to have a relationship when you do porn.

They are amazed that she has a wet pussy and can take a big cock and some fingers at the same time.

Kagney say's she is a very down to earth girl outside of porn and is sometimes boring.

They talk about how normal guy's would be scared to fuck her because she's a porn star.

They talk about how she practices for doing different shit on camera.

They play "Masterbate Theater" and she doesn't disappoint.

Kagney makes out with one of her hot friends.

They wrap up and say bye.

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10:13

W.T.F. News

First story is about the Naked Cowboy who is suing a Naked Cowgirl, Sandy Kane, for stealing his act

Second story is about transgender men with enhanced breasts taking off their tops at the beach and the beach getting shit because the transgender (freaks) men complained.

Third story is about two gentlemen who shot each other in the ass to see if it would hurt. They waited 2 day's before they went to the hospital for surgery.

Fourth story is about a "Hotties only" website launching a virtual sperm bank because members demanded an outlet for attractive sperm and eggs.

They check out some of beautifulpeople.com's members and say the 10.0 ratings on some girls aren't really hot, while the 5.0 rated women are hotter.

They talk about what goes on behind the scenes with prep and when to play the sound effects and when to talk while bits are going on. Eddie asks Danny to give Koof a more detailed rundown of the shows.

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10:34

Koof say's there is tension in studio. Eddie say's Billy is always in a mood.

Eddie decides to have a contest that really isn't a contest. First caller or feedback on the Ham Radio email gets a prize pack from Kagney Karter.

Eddie talks about weird porns including "Stump Porn", which is porn with one or more people missing a limb.

They discuss what would happen if you got your dick got cut out.

Koof looks up some creepy images of wacky porns.

Gorno


Gun Porn


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10:48

Author Beaver Phillips is on the phone.

Beaver say's anyone with a penis should buy his book.

Beaver say's his friends convinced him to write a book because he has been meeting a lot of women on dating sites.

Beaver say's his book is not bragging about how great his life is and it gets straight to the point.

They talk about him not being a good looking guy, yet getting a lot of women from dating sites.

Beaver talks about a girl saying "I don't think so" right to his face at a bar.

Eddie say's he made a match.com profile and has gotten a few hook ups already because of Beavers advice.

Koof asks the difference between sites. Beaver say's Craigslist is horrible because it's all whores. Beaver say's match.com is his site of choice along with ashleymadison.com

They talk about married guy's and how they have no backbone anymore. Beaver say's he only wants to fuck chicks now.

Beaver talks about doing interviews in Orlando and being recognized by women at bars.

Eddie mentions the movie Hitch with Will Smith and how Will's character was discovered to be the matchmaker and how he can't do his job anymore.

They discuss which sites are the best for online hook ups. Beaver say's plentyoffish.com is another great site.

Beaver say's if no one wants to buy his book, just go to his website and there is a 20% discount for match.com.

They discuss meeting psychos from sites.

They discuss what to say and what not to say online.

They discuss red flags on women you meet.

Eddie say's they will set up a profile on plentyoffish.com and listen to everything Beaver Phillips say's.

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11:15

Beaver say's on the "seeking" "smoking" "drinking" tabs on your profile, be honest.

Beaver say's while some guy's put "Looking for my partner", have fun with your profile. He say's his plentyoffish headliner say's "Fat, bald, broke, seeking supermodel".

Beaver say's if you put only "intimate encounter", plentyoffish will block you from emailing other members.

Beaver say's on the "relationship" tab, pick the friendship tab.

Beaver say's always put the lowest income on you because all that is is marketing.

Beaver say's be honest about your personal interests and family life.

Beaver say's the most important part of your profile is your paragraph and instead of doing the usual "I like skateboarding" like all guy's, instead be different and the number one goal should be making the girl laugh.

Eddie say's they will finish the profile when they come back from break.

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11:33

Continuing with Beaver, he say's you should have only ONE picture of you with other chicks because other women will think your a player. All pics of you must be smiling and having fun.

Beaver say's for emailing them, say something funny in the subject so they open the email.

Beaver say's in the first paragraph, pretend it's a stand up act and you want to make her laugh. The second paragraph should a personal message to her.

Beaver say's he guarantees you will get laid if you buy his book.

They thank him for talking to them and say bye.

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11:48

Koof say's Beaver was one of the best interviews ever and wants him on an entire show in the future.

Eddie say's the board of health is taking his pee and paying him for some study group.

They discuss going to doctors offices and peeing in the tiny cups and getting pee everywhere.

SHOW ENDS AT 11:59

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Ham Radio Show Rundown: 6-9-10

9:00

Eddie introduces "Corporate Koof" to the audience and Koof say's he found an article of clothing in the bathroom and he won't tollorate the pranks in the office.

Eddie complains about the echo in the headphones. Corporate Koof say's Goom must step up their game.

Eddie suggests Corporate Koof talks to management about the behind the scenes BS in the office.

They talk about Twitter. Eddie say's he now has a Twitter account and plugs it. His account is @UncleEddie13

Corporate Koof talks about a mass email sent out to all Goom staff about Twitter and a chair being left in the studio last week. Eddie say's all Goom management needs to do is just talk to him instead of the mass emails.

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9:13

They discuss Obama and how everyone is giving him shit for being an "angry black guy".

They talk about former President Bush and how he was one step away from being retarted.

Eddie say's he wishes Hammy was here to discuss the hatred he has for Obama.

Editor's Note: Well, Eddie, I don't hate him for his skin color. I hate him for his insane policies and putting our national debt up trillions for spending money we don't have. That, and the recent lack of care for the oil spill just fuels my hatred for the government in general.

They discuss why people just assume Obama is an angry black guy and not call him the President.

They talk about Spike Lee shouting out to Obama to toughin up about the oil spill.

Eddie say's there are a lot of people out there who hate Obama because he is black.

Koof talks about a friend of his (not named Hammy) that is a racist towards Obama.

Eddie say's he isn't anti Obama and not pro Obama, but he want's to give Obama a chance.

They talk about Obama's recent "ass kick" comment and how the country is jumping in outrage over it. Koof say's they say worse shit every Wednesday night.

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9:34

They continue the conversation about Obama. Eddie say's he's excited Obama said that because the President showed some emotion.

They talk about the country shitting on him because he went to New Orleans only 13 day's after the spill. They mention how Bush went on vacation after Katrina.

They talk about BP's reputation being destroyed because of this spill and how on top of that they will have to pay the family members of the employees who died.

Koof talks about Republicans and Democrats arguing over spending money we as a country don't have.

Eddie say's the same people who wanted Obama to have his brains and Bushs' balls and are now complaining after Obama finally shows he has a set.

Koof say's he's tired of people constantly complaining about the country.

They discuss gun laws and Koof say's he didn't want a gun before. Now with rising crime, he may get one.

Eddie say's the fights that happen behind the scenes at Goom are prime examples of America today.

Koof mentions inter racial marriages and how most of the country has accepted those now.

They discuss gun laws and what you have to do to get a gun.

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9:50


Doug Stanhope on the phone.

Doug talks about now remembering anything after a show anymore.

Eddie quickly plugs his gig at The Stress Factory.

They talk about what Doug would do if he was President. Doug say's he wouldn't have a government and all drugs would be legal.

They discuss the Arizona immigration bill. Doug say's there are people coming from Europe who take Americans' job's and no one complains about them.

They talk about drugs. Doug say's he still uses drugs for socializing.

Doug talks about a track on one of his CD's "I Hate Jews" and how Adam Sandler had a problem with that. Doug say's he openly hates all religion.

Doug talks about how he got into comedy as a young kid only wanting pussy.

Doug talks about acting and how he can't act to save his life. Eddie mentions maybe going into radio and say's Goom could use a guy like Doug doing a show.

They mention a video Doug did of Girls Gone Wild. Doug say's Joe Francis is a piece of shit and a horrible person to work with.

Eddie mentions Doug's time on The Man Show. Doug say's it was down to him and Dane Cook before NBC let Joe Rogan do The Man Show while doing Fear Factor.

Doug tells some road stories.

Doug tells a story about coming up with segments for The Man Show and having lawyers shoot it down because it was to raunchy.

Doug say's he wants to have an "End Of The World" show on December 20th, 2012 and they talk about Wikipedia and how almost nothing on that is true.

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10:14

W.T.F. News

First story is about a bikini coffee shop near Denver that is sparking outrage and a group is demanding local businesses close down near it.

Second story is about a man claiming to be Jesus causing a 5 car accident in Connecicut.

Third story is about a 3 year old girl being addicted to smoking and drinking after a car accident. She has been smoking a pack a day since the accident. Koof say's she is a stylish dresser. The mother say's 3 beers does nothing for her.



Eddie bombs making fun of her name.

Forth story is about a 2 year old kid who demands he smokes 40 cigarettes a day. Eddie say's he loves this kid.

Koof, because there is 2 minutes left in the segment, asks what is more gay, sucking a dick or the balls. They discuss what would they do.

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10:34

Eddie talks about the MTV Movie Awards and how there was non stop cursing throughout the entire show. Eddie plays a clip with a very long delay in it to censor all of the cursing that regular radio played.

They discuss how Fox got fined at the Billboard awards and MTV isn't really getting any bad publicity for it. They talk about censorship and how silly it is.

They play the live audio from the show and count how many curses were in 30 seconds.

Craig say's the word "fuck" was sent out 132 times over the air.

They read a quote from the special interest group outraged at MTV.

Eddie say's cursing is perfectly fine and shouldn't be accepted as offensive language.

They play some more audio from the MTV show and say the world hasn't blown up yet because of cursing.

Koof say's he hates people in this country for being pussies.

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10:50

The band "A Welcome Burden" join in studio and they discuss the gay question Koof asked about sucking a dick. The band say they would suck a dick instead of sucking balls.

They talk about the oil spill and how gas prices for BP will go down because of it.

Koof mentions the oil goes to other companies, so people should boycott the other companies too. Eddie is amazed Koof makes sense.

They talk about being a band for a few years and finding theirselves in music.

The band talks about tragic things and big moments in their lives. Eddie play's the walking away music from "The Hulk"



The band plays a song called "Inside Me". Everyone liked it.

They plug their Myspace and say an album is in the works.

Koof say's he loves a cd with acoustic versions of a song already on the album.

The band say's they are still looking for new members and are still in the baby steps of making a band. Eddie say's they have the skills to make it.

They play another song called "Why I Drink" before the show goes on break.

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11:15

Billy mentions the Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup.

They talk about Gary Coleman's wife and how she is being a cunt. She is soaking up all of the attention because of Gary's death, even selling the death bed photo to Globe Magazine.



They play an interview of her sounding like she doesn't have sympathy to Gary.

(Youtube's a douche and won't let me embed this, so here is the URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJdNyA5XmzM)

They talk about the 911 call



Eddie hates her because she made him have sympathy for Gary Coleman.

They talk more about the news interview and how it may be possible that Gary was murdered.

Koof say's he hasn't seen one clip of his wife sad and mourning his death. Billy say's she was out of the will and probably was mad at Gary.

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11:37

They mention a chick who was supposed to call isn't calling. Eddie say's fuck it and continue talking with the band.

This woman calls the show and Koof messes with her until she hangs up.

The band play's a cover of "Simple Man". Everyone loves it.

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11:51

They talk with the band about sex stories. Koof tries to get some shit from the band, but they don't say anything.

They rip on Billy for playing Farmville during the show.

They talk with the band about playing the guitar.

They wrap up with final plugs and say bye.

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Ham Radio Show Rundown: 6-2-10

9:00

Eddie is very annoyed Zach Sang takes forever to get out of the studio. Just because he is the face of Goom, doesn't mean he can disrespect the other shows.

Koof is annoyed he couldn't set up his monitors before the show started.

They do the rest of their prep live on the air.

Koof blames Craig for not having the prep ready. Eddie yells at him for being Zach Sang's producer and having to do shit for Zach before he goes to do Ham Radio.

Eddie continues talking about Zach and how he has to have everything timed perfectly so they can start the show.

Some girl from Florida calls the number because Zach Sang has the same number. They fuck with her for a while.

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9:13

Eddie gives a rundown of the show.

Koof continues to throw Craig under the bus for not being in studio on time. Eddie defends Craig saying he does a lot of shit behind the scenes.

They discuss the death of Gary coleman.


The Babe Ruth of security guards.

Billy say's he doesn't give a shit. Eddie agrees and say's he has gotten a lot of shit on Twitter for saying he doesn't care. Eddie and Billy say the parents screwed them out of the money he made. They discuss a law in California that say's child actors' parents have to put the money the kids make in a trust fund.

They discuss the death of Dennis Hopper.



Eddie say's Dennis Hopper meant more to him then Gary Coleman.


Gary's coffin..... To soon?

They play his famous quote which no one cares about. Eddie is annoyed he is famous for only that line.

Koof say's he doesn't believe if you fall 5 feet on your head it can cause serious injury.

They notice the band is bringing in a lot of beer. Eddie say's they should share.

The studio smells all of the sudden. They debate who farted.

They end the segment with a special Gary Coleman tribute song.

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9:34

W.T.F. News

First story is about a Florida child who was given porn instead of the school yearbook.

Second story is about a dumb broad who used Google Maps to walk and is now suing Google for damages.

Third story is about a Chicago couple who died in a pile of their garbage.

They discuss hoarding and the TV show "Hoarders".

Fourth story is about a group of robbers who spray their victims with shit.

They discuss how exactly the robbers pull off their robbery's.

Billy bombs at a Columbo joke.

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9:50

They make fun of Koof for coming back from break with "Outside" by Staind.

They talk about the pornstar coming in and the band coming in later.

They make fun of Craig for calling the show and talking very loud.

Craig and Koof bust each others balls.


Pornstar Chanel Preston on phone

Koof gawks at her and say's he loves her ass more then her tits.

They talk about her porn career and her accomplishments.

Chanel say's her tits are 34D.

They try and get her to badmouth pornstars she has worked with, but she doesn't do anything.

They discuss her wrestling background and Eddie asks her if she would go to WWE.

Chanel say's she loves butt plugs and anal beeds. She say's she especially loves anal sex.

Eddie asks her if she ever shit after pulling out some anal beads. Chanel tells a story about asking her gay friend how to use anal beads properly.

They discuss what's gay and what's not gay when shoving things up men's asses.

They gawk at her pictures some more. They notice her pussy piercing and compliment her clean ass.

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10:14

They play "Masterbate Theater" with Chanel. She rubs herself while calling Craig's name.

They give her website a plug and say bye.

They discuss hand jobs. Eddie say's he loves a good hand job. Koof tells a story about getting a hand job and using his Goom T-shirt to soak up the cum. Koof say's the shirt was solid this morning.

They discuss hand jobs and what they use to finish in until....


Dr. Debra Laino on the phone

They continue the conversation about hand jobs.

they discuss special fabrics guy's use to jerk off into.

They plug Dr. Deb's website and go to break.

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10:34

Dr. Deb Laino is still on the phone.

They talk about a condition men have when their cocks don't hang, instead "turtle" into their body.

They talk about how steroids shrink your cock.

They talk about foods that make your dick hard. Debra say's raw fish, especially oysters, work great. Debra say's chocolate is horrendous for your sex drive.

Craig asks her how can he spice up his relationship with his girlfriend.

They talk about how you can make women squirt.

They wrap up and say bye.

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10:50

They play a song from The Mighty Pragmatics, which they loved.

The band say's they didn't want to be overproduced.

They talk about the recording process of their album and say most of the songs took one take to do.

The band talks about their past projects and bash Dee Snider of Twisted Sister is a douche.

They talk about the album. Eddie say's the album is fantastic.

The band waste no time plugging their show on Saturday and saying it's free admission.

Eventually, the band takes over the show and tell a bunch of stories on the road. They plug their website, CD party again and tell some more stories.

They throw out an idea of a wet t-shirt contest at their gig Saturday.

They play another song from the band. Everyone loves it.

Eddie say's in two weeks they will have more pornstars in studio. The band say's they will bring more beer.

Eddie teases a news story about a kid losing one of his nuts.

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11:15

They play audio about a 14 year old boy who was punched in the balls by a classmate and now needs surgery to remove his testicle.

They check out pictures of a ruptured testicle and are disgusted by it.

Eddie say's the band is so awesome he is replacing Billy with them.

Everyone agrees if you get punched in the balls you should rip the other guys' eyes out.

They talk about seeing someone getting punched in the balls is funny, but wrong. They tell some stories about being punched in the balls.

They play more audio of this story and apparently the family is now moving to a different town.

One person in the band say's thats why kids bring guns to school.

They discuss getting punched in the balls some more.

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11:37

They play a hilarious promo of Zach Sang saying gay things that Danny made.

Nicky from the band tells a story about accepting the friend request of the cowboy from The Village People.

The band name drops more people they thought were assholes to them.

They talk about people who whine on Facebook about the recent deaths of the musicians.

They do some final plugs and say bye.

SHOW ENDS AT 12:00

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Ham Radio Rundown: 5-12-10

9:00

We are LIVE on The Machine in our new time slot at 9pm.

They make fun of Zach Sang for whining about being kicked out of the studio.

The lovely Kiera Massette is in studio. She talks about joining a new LFL team down in Baltimore. Everyone makes fun of her for wanting a body guard.

Koof Google's her pics and everyond drools over it.


Fuck the NFL

Eddie runs down the show and say's two comedians backed out of the studio and an MMA fighter backed out because of a weight in tonight.

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9:17

Kiera say's she got a lot of hate mail from angry fans calling her fat and ugly. They talk about Miley Cryus' lap dance video from a club at a wrap up party for her latest movie, The Last Song.



Eddie talks about her being the first girl on their "anal, or no anal" list. They discuss barely legal teens who may or may not have had sex yet.


Selena Gomez


Ireland Baldwin


Miley Cyrus

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9:36

The lovely Shelly Rome is in studio and we continue the "whore watch" conversation.

They talk about the Disney kids making no money at all and the Nick kids making 6 figures an episode. Shelly says Angus Jones from Two And A Half Men makes 280,000 an episode.



They talk about Taylor Momsen from Gossip Girl and how she admits her character isn't sexy enough yet.



Eddie say's Victoria Justice is super sexy.



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9:53

Kiera does a live "Sports Rewind" from the studio.

Kiera talks about Brian Cushing being in trouble for taking steroids.



They talk about an ESPN magazine poll that say's 44% of MLB players own a gun and other polls about the fans.

Kiera talks about Ken Griffy Jr. falling asleep in the clubhouse and 2 rookies told on him.

Bill say's if your a rookie, your job is to carry the bats and keep your mouth shut. Kiera agrees.

Eddie brings up Lebron James and how he is coming to the Knicks. Kiera say's he is definetely coming to the Knicks.

They talk about a Russian billionaire who just bought the New Jersey Nets. Kiera mentions the Islanders are heading to Queens.

They discuss money and boxing involving Paquio and Floyd Mayweather with Paquio being "the one" to take down Mayweather.

They discuss Lawrence Taylor now denying having sex with a 16 year old prostitute. Kiera say's he needs to calm down and brings up Tiger Woods for doing worse things then LT. She say's everything will brush over soon enough and everything will be back to normal.

They debate whether LT will now be a bad role model or not. Eddie say's parents can't let sports idols raise their kids.

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10:17

W.T.F. News

First story is about a California politician asking to boycott Arizona.

Second story is about a woman stabbing her husbands penis.

Third story is about a Church being exclussive to dogs.

Fourth story is about a sink hole swallowing a house as the family was watching the hockey game.



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10:39

Kiera talks about changing outfits after an LFL game. Eddie say's Kiera should smell everyone in studio. She thinks Danny smells the best.

Eddie say's Koof should do the truffle shuffle. He does, and Kiera kisses his cheek.

Eddie say's Kiera smells amazing.

Kiera say's she loves guy's that smell good.

They debate about guy's who "accidentally" rub on girls in crowded bars just to feel boobs.

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10:53

Eddie talks about about a man heading to Egypt from New York who got there with boxes of riffles and other weapons.

Kiera say's it's funny that the NYPD made a big deal about the water cooler guy last week and this guy got to Egypt with weapons.

Eddie say's it's ridiculous the TSA hasn't found the guns and they let him go on the flight.

Hammy brings up Newark airport that got shut down because some dumb guy wanted to hug his girlfriend.

Koof say's the guy's who load the planes don't give a shit because they are underpaid.

They debate about airport security some more.

They play audio about the Egypt guy.

Hammy say's TSA workers pretty much racial profile arab guy's, so it's even more strange that the Egypt guy got through.

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11:16


Lance Henriksen on the phone

Lance promotes his new movie The Penitent Man.

They talk about projects he has been in.

Eddie say's he loves The Penitent Man and say's it's a very good thriller.

They talk about politics in movies.

They talk about The Terminator, and how Lance was supposed to be the Terminator.

Lance talks about how he got the boot from the Terminator set and how Arnold Schwarzenegger got the part. Lance say's he doesn't regret not getting the big part and say's Arnold is a nice guy.

They talk about the movie Hard Target, which Lance say's it's one of his favorite movies to make. Lance say's Aliens is another movie he loved making.

They plug The Penitent Man again and say bye.

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11:35

Eddie thanks Lance for calling in and say's he was the original pick for the role of the Terminator because he is best friends with James Cameron.

They talk about the movie The Hurt Locker, which they all liked.

Eddie brings up a list of the "most wished summer movies", with Sex In The City 2 being #3 on the list.

Toy Story 3 and Inception are tied for #2. Iron Man 2 is #1.

Eddie say's a building next to the Empire State Building might be on fire. We will keep you posted.

Koof say's the ESB lights tonight have to do with a major horse race.

Koof throws a jab at Brent, who is another intern at Goom, and makes some jokes about him being borderline blind.

They set up a fight between Koof and Brent next week.

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11:52

They continue to rip on Brent some more.

Hammy say's they should have a royal rumble with Kiera as the prize.

Eddie say's he feels bad for Brent.

Billy chops Koof several times as a preview of the beating he is going to get from Brent.

They wrap up and say bye.

SHOW ENDS AT 12:00

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Ham Radio Rundown: 5-8-10

10:00

Because of techinical problems, we aren't on at 9pm, like as promoted before.

They make fun of Shelly for having some female problems on the chair.

Koof will not be here tonight because it was his birthday yesterday and his family is throwing a party for him tonight.

They discuss having sex with girls who are on their periods.

They promote whats coming up on the show tonight.

Eddie say's they need cameras to record what happens in the studio so they can be more visual.

Eddie say's the show is moving to Wednesday nights starting next week.

Craig thinks they aren't ready for Wednesday nights.

Billy thinks Craig is stupid because he is sitting in the seat where Koof usually sits.

Everyone thanks Kiera Massette for making another LFL team in Baltimore.

BREAK

10:19

Kiera Massette is on the phone to report the week in sports.



Kiera talks about Lawrence Taylor, who was arrested for rape involving a 16 year old prostitute.

Kiera talks about her new LFL team, the Baltimore Charm, and how she is exausted from working out.

They talk about LT again and his past drug charges and his notorious bad behavior off the field.

They talk about his new wife, who say's he didn't do it.

They talk about the "Sports Illistrated Curse" and how 4 major Yankees player are injured due to being on the cover. Craig say's the Madden curse is real.

They talk about the protesting in Arizona going on asking Arizona to strip the MLB all star game. Kiera say's the only way it will be cancelled is if MLB starts losing money.

Billy brings up the Pheonix Suns NBA team marketing the immigration outrage by making new jersey's



A caller argues with Kiera about Ladanian Tomlinson saying he is not the same LT as Lawrence Taylor.

Kiera gives a rundown of the scores of the games going on now.

Kiera talks about the lacross player in Virginia who killed his girlfriend.

They wrap up and say bye.

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10:39

W.T.F. News

First story is about a boy bouncing on his bed so hard he fell out of a window.

Second story is about a naked man who argued with cops and refused to climb down.



Thrid story is about Lord Jesus Christ (yes, that's his real name) who was hit by a car.

He, of course, forgave the driver.

Final story is about a Staten Island ferry that crashed, injuring many.

Eddie say's the ferry's crash in the docks all of the time and calls this story bullshit. He say's some examples of why he thinks that.

Craig asks how hard can it be to drive a ferry.

Hammy say's he took 2 eight hour classes to get his boating license and driving a boat is a lot harder than it looks.

BREAK

10:55

Dan Bruder and former Billy Joel drummer Liberty Devito in studio.

Dan promotes a May 20th show promoting his new show. Liberty will be a part of that show as well.

Liberty talks about his years in the business touring with Billy Joel and tells some stories on the road.

Liberty talks about playing with Meat Loaf and playing on two of his songs on Bat Out Of Hell 2.

Joey V asks Liberty about the different bands he has played with. Liberty tells some stories about various bands he has played with.

Dan talks about the first time he met Liberty.

Dan talks about creating a band name besides the "Who The Hell Is Dan Bruder Band".

Eddie talks about the episode the Ham Radio guys are in on Dan Bruder's show.

Liberty talks about idolizing Ringo Starr and inspiring him to play drums. He talks about being told he would never make it, but ignoring the critics and having that inspire him.

They wrap up and say bye. Before break, they play a song by the Dan Bruder band.

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11:19

Eddie say's if you don't know the movies that don't suck tonight, your retarted.

Eddie talks about Iron Man 2 that is breaking a lot of records already.



Eddie say's a movie channel that is playing all Superman movies including the horrible Superman Returns.

Eddie wonders why Superman walked when he can fly.

Eddie highly recommends seeing Iron Man.

Hammy say's if your expecting all action, you will be disappointed. However, it was a great plotline and a great story.

They talk about more comic movies. Eddie brings up Transformers 2. Hammy say's he loved the movie if you just like robots killing each other.

They discuss the new trailer of the "Super 8" movie JJ Abrams is making.



Hammy say's he is very excited about the Green Lantern movie.

BREAK

11:39

Eddie say's Ryan Renolds, who is playing the Green Lantern, was horrendous as Deadpool.

Hammy say's Iron Man 2 made 50 million already and is on track to making 130 million this weekend.

They talk about new remakes of classic movies.

Hammy reads a quick rundown of movies being released in 2012.

They talk about Daredevil and how he is one of the darkest characters ever. They agree Ben Affleck ruined the character.

They debate about movies and remakes.

BREAK

11:55

Morning Side Lane in studio

From my Twitter: @HammyRadio

They introduce each other. The band talks about getting pulled over on the way to the studio, hence why they were late.

They talk about their influences. One member said he would blow Bruce Springsteen to get signed and make millions.

They discuss their biggest gigs.

Zach Sang calls the show and they fuck with him for awhile.

Zach trys to tell a story about dancing, but Eddie turns him down and lets him blabber.

Eddie say's the band seems to be busting their asses more then normal bands.

When asked what venue they want to perform at the most, they say Madison Square Garden.

The band talks about signing a chicks tits at an Outback Steakhouse.

They play an unreleased song called "Cold & Young". Everyone loves it.

Eddie say's he is impressed they sound as good as they do for only being in a band for a year.

They talk about their inspiration to write and play music. Eddie brings up Libery Devito, who was told he was never going to make it in music and he is a multi-million dollar drummer.

Eddie talks about label advances and they shouldn't waste it on useless crap.

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12:20

Eddie say's he is tired of Lady Gaga. He talks about an article involving Gaga wearing nothing but a black bra and panties. Eddie say's Poker Face is garbage.



Eddie trashes Lady Gaga some more. Everyone debates whether she is talented or not. One member of the band say's David Bowie sucks. Everyone debates who is talented or not.

They talk about drugs in music and how Steven Tyler of Aerosmith sounded much different back in the day.

They challenge one of the guitar players to play an Aerosmith song. He does, and impresses everyone.

They talk about their next gig.

They play another song "No Eyes Heard", everyone loves it.

Eddie asks where do they see themselves in 5 years, they say at least an album and touring.

They wrap up and say their plugs and say bye.

BREAK

12:40

Eddie thanks Morning Side Lane for coming in and say's it was a good interview.

They call Zach Sang and pick on him for awhile.

Zach say's his show is better. They talk about music and their different tastes.

They mess with him about his really gay sound bites from his show.

Zach say's he wants to take over Goom and the radio world. Eddie say's Zach's ego is to big for that.

They mess with Zach some more.

Eddie asks what is on Zang Radio now and plays more gay clips of Zach with gay music in the background.

BREAK

12:55

They continue to play gay music with gay Zach Sang clips behind it, calling it the "Zach Sang Mega Mix"

Craig say's he is happy they had 2 radio legends the past 2 weeks, John Bell, and Zach Sang.

Eddie say's even though they mess with Zach, he respects him for getting big interviews.

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SHOW ENDS AT 1:04

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Ham Radio Rundown: 5-1-10

10:00

Eddie gives a rundown of the show. We have John Bell, former of Z100, and the weird guy who fucked a dolphin on the show tonight.

Koof isn't here. Eddie thinks he is on his way to the aquarium to kidnap a dolphin.

Eddie say's all morning zoo shows are fake and their "Phone Scams" are fake.


That's right, I'm talking about YOU!

They talk about morning zoo shows and how disgusting they are.

Eddie say's he took a massive shit before the show and say's he isn't allowed to have beans because the aftermath is awful.

We all agree morning zoo sucks and that none of their conversations would be allowed on regular radio.

They talk aout "The Golden Child" and how they can not talk about him and mention his name personally.

Eddie say's we are in Z100's old studios and how it is weird that they are having John Bell in Z100's old studios.

BREAK

10:15

Kiera Massette is on the phone with a live Sports Rewind from Baltimore.


Yum...

Kiera say's she is trying out for a new LFL team tomorrow.

She talks about the Kentucky Derby and how the jockey riding "Super Saver" won 3 derby's in 4 years.

She talks about Santonio Holmes, who got in trouble for not taking off his Ipod on a plane.

Eddie thinks he is playing the race card. Kiera say's it is more like the "I'm a pro athlete" card. Kiera say's he needs to lay low because a team is giving him another chance.

She talks about Brett Favre and how he might have ankle surgery or not and miss out next season.

Eddie say's he is annoyed with Favre because every year he pulls the same bullshit. Craig say's he needs a segway to get around the field.

Kiera say's we will most likely find out the last second if he comes back or not.

Hammy say's as a longtime fan of the Greenbay Packers, playing the Vikings has been easy the past few years and the Vikings were 1 good QB away from going to the Superbowl. Hammy say's the Vikings should have been in the Superbowl instead of the Saints. Kiera disagrees. Billy say's the Vikings weren't waving "Save Haiti" flags, thats why they weren't in the Superbowl.

Kiera talks about a Cowboys player who claims that his father is a pimp.

Kiera talks about the Mets and Yankees both losing tonight.

Kiera talks about the big boxing match tonight between Floyd Mayweather and Shane Mosley.

Eddie say's everyone wants to see Mayweather knocked out because he has never been knocked out before. Kiera say's she is hoping Mosley wins the fight because she loves the underdog.

They argue about boxing and various big fights they loved.

Kiera say's her New York team folded so she might have to move elsewhere for another team.

BREAK

10:35

W.T.F. News

First story is about a man who wanted to have his wake while he was on his motorcycle.



Second story is about a kid who killed himself by the choking game.

Hammy say's a Facebook group honoring him has a funny pic of him holding a Coca Cola bottle looking like a salesman.



Eddie say's why can't kids just get high normally.

Koof say's he thinks he figured out why his Grandfather killed himself now.

Danny accidentally wraps up the bit and forgets to do another story. Everyone laughs at him for being a dummy.

The third story is about a man who wrapped his head in toilet paper and tried to rob a store.

Koof wonders why Danny had to read the closing plug word for word again. Danny and Eddie admit they are shameless pluggers.

Koof asks whens the last time anyone ate out an asshole. Eddie say's he will only do it if the girl is fresh out of the shower. Eddie wonders where Koof gets his ideas from.

BREAK

10:51

John Bell isn't on the phone yet, so Eddie talks about The Bamboozle.

They talk about the amazing time they had at the Fozzy concert and tell a story about how Koof tore his pants while trying to get his Butterfinger.




John Bell on the phone

John say's he's trying to sleep later in the morning ever since he was fired.

John say's he's been at Z100 since day 1, before Elvis Duran started doing the morning zoo.

Eddie asks how long John was at Clearchannel. John say's 12-15 years.

Eddie mentions John's firing. John say's he was brought to an office with a bunch of suits that read him a formal "Your Fired" notice.

John tells some stories about being on the morning show. Eddie mentions again that we are in the old Z100 studios.

John say's Elvis Duran and the rest of the morning zoo people were in another conference room and couldn't say goodbye when he was fired. John say's people were nervous that he was going to punch them.

Koof asks John if he has any negative feelings towards Elvis Duran. John say's he doesn't have any negative feelings, despite what everyone say's. He admits he's very disappointed though.

John say's the suits were very professional about the manner and the reality of being fired hit him halfway home.

Eddie say's suits are killing radio and everything sounds the same. John say's it's cheaper to have one show in 50 cities than 50 different morning shows, so it's even harder to get into radio.

Eddie say's new guy's in radio need to learn under the veterans and with the suits wanting to automate everything, it's harder to have an actual mentor.

John say's it's better to learn 6 months under a veteran than 4 years in school. John say's he learned more under Scott Shannon than anyone.

John again say's he has no negative feelings towards the staff. John say's years ago it was easier to work at the station and talk to the owners before the suits took over and turned everything corporate.

John say's he was a number on a budget card to the corporate suits.

John say's he would like to work for Goom because it is where he used to work. Eddie say's he will set up a meeting ASAP.

John say's getting rid of the veterans because their salary is up is ridiculous. It ruins the opportunity for younger guys to get a big shot.

They wrap up, plug his website and say bye.

Eddie say's Clear Channel failed big time and Goom will pick up the pieces.

BREAK

11:15

They talk about the interview. Craig say's he was scared to ask him a question.

Crazy Pollack is on the phone and say's John hit it right on the money with his facts.

Eddie say's John was right about Goom being the future and say's thats the reason they like it at Goom.

Crazy Pollack say's there is no loyalty to the veterans that paved the way and some young shot asshole makes all of the choices for the station now.

Eddie say's corporations that run radio don't even know who their jocks are and it's ridiculous.

Koof say's everyone in studios dream is to work until they are 70 and never retire, thats why they love the business. Eddie say's no one on staff gets paid becaue they love it.

Moving on, Eddie brings up the Arizona outrage with illegal aliens. Craig explains what the law is, which is it is illegal for an illegal alien to be in Arizona without papers proving they are visiting. Eddie say's it pains him to agree with Hammy's strong right-winged opinions on this.

Craig say's as long as you have the proper documentation you won't be arrested.

Eddie say's John McCaine and his daughter disagree on this issue and it is not good for the family.

Eddie plays some audio of McCaine supporting the bill.

Billy explains how the bill got started.

Eddie say's he agrees with the bill and say's if you want to come to the USA, you should learn English and get your documents or else get out.

BREAK

11:35

Eddie plugs the shows website and tells all of the John Bell fans to go there.

Craig brings up the immigrant bill again and how the cops are now allowed to racial profile. Bill say's then don't do anything wrong.

Eddie say's racial profiling exists no matter what law they enforce.

Hammy say's if you are illegal and marry a US citizen, you can't be deported because of common marriage laws.

Koof say's he is looking for a male order bride now.

Eddie and Bill argue about whether you should learn English or not to live in this country.

They play an awesome political ad that is under fire for an Alabama politician that say's you should only speak English.

They all debate about whether you should learn English or not to live in this country.

Hammy say's although he doesn't mind the Spanish channels on TV and radio, if he was offered a job in Italy, he would learn basic Italian to show respect.

BREAK

11:50

Breaking news out of New York, Times Square was shut down because of a suspicious box inside a suspicious looking vehicle.

Eddie makes sure they are recording the show. Eddie say's his "Bullshit Alarm" is sky rocketing.

Malcom Brenner on phone.

Eddie talks about the book. Malcome corrects Eddie and say's it's a novel.

Malcome talks about how he and the dolphin got in a relationship.

Hammy asks Malcome what was wrong with women. Malcome say's the dolphin beat up a woman he was with because it thought the woman was his girlfrined.

Malcome explains dolphins are very sexual and posessive.

Craig asks how he physically did it. Malcome say's the female dolphins have the same organs as humans and he had to fuck the dolphin under water.

Eddie asks if the dolphin pussy was deep or not. Malcome say's the dolphin pussy was small enough to fit just right in.

Danny asks how the dolphin came onto him. Malcome say's the dolphin rubbed her pussy on his cock.

Eddie asks what drove him to fuck a dolphin. Malcome say's he was hiking and found an old dolphin park that was closing and fell in love with the dolphin.

Hammy asks if the dolphin blew him. Malcome say's the dolphins teeth are sharp.

Hammy asks if he was molested. Malcome say's he was molested.

They wrap up and say bye.

BREAK

12:18

Eddie brings up the Fozzy concert again and Koof's torn pants. They talk about the opening bands.

Eddie talks about his contest he is having on Facebook where his 1,000th friend will be a one time only co-host of the show.

They talk about Malcom and the complete creep that he is.

Eddie asks if anyone believes him. Everyone discusses whether they believe them or not.

Moving on, Eddie talks about a list of the "100 Most Beautiful Women".

Eddie say's Sandra Bullock not on the list is an outrage.


I'm wondering that myself

Everyone talks about the choices on the list.

Jennifer Lopez is 14 and they talk about whether people would fuck her in the ass or not.


I'm not one for anal, but I certainly would with her.

Justin Bieber is 11.

They talk about more people on the list.

BREAK

12:36

We talk about the list some more. We stare at Scarlett Johanssons lovely tits.


Screw Kelis. I'm on team Scarlett

Koof wants to talk about the Times Square Bomb. We just say Julia Roberts is #1 on the list.

Koof wonders if this was a real bomb attempt.

They debate on conspiracy theory's and whether the government sets shit up or not.

Craig thinks the government has great PR people that feed not so true stories to the public.

Koof say's it's weird the government catches the terrorists "just in time" before an attack happens.

Eddie thinks everyone listened to Jessie Ventura to much.


It's MIND CONTROL!

Koof thinks the car in Times Square was staged.

Moving on, Floyd Mayweather destroyed Shane Mosley.

BREAK

12:51

They talk about the Times Square incident some more. Craig say's it was two female cops. Koof still thinks it was staged.

Billy plays some audio of the breaking news story.

Everyone debates about the fire some more. Koof still isn't convinced it is real.

Billy goes back to audio.

Eddie wonders if Koof is ok because he has a creepy look on his face.

Eddie thanks everyone for calling in and the interviews with dolphin fucker and John Bell. Ham Radio starts at 9pm next week.

SHOW ENDS AT 12:59

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Ham Radio Rundown: 4-24-10

10:00

Eddie is very pumped for tonights show.

They wonder why Koof and Hammy aren't in studio yet. Eddie say's he is annoyed they are always late.

Koof finally shows up and say's Hammy was right in front of him on the road, but took a wrong turn. Eddie say's he has no job, so why is he late?

They give a quick rundown of tonights show.

BREAK

10:15

W.T.F. NEWS

The first story is about an 18 year old woman who killed an old lady while driving her van. At first she was sorry, but a new police report say's the 18 year old said the 70 year old woman was old enough to live and that she lived a long life.


Not so sorry now, are ya?

The second story is about a dog who is trying to become mayor.


I would vote for Lassie

Third story is about Police finding a suspect neck deep in shit.

Eddie talks about Ben Raplelisberger, who is now suspended for 6 games.

Bill say's Ben might be going to sex addiction.

Hammy say's Goodell is making an example out of him so no one else screws around.

Billy say's whenever anyone takes advantage of an underage drunk girl, it can't be good.

Hammy drops the mic cover with the Goom logo. Everyone laughs at him.

Koof talks about Plaxico Burress and say's Pittsburgh and New York don't like team members who screw around.

Eddie say's Plaxico is worse because he brought an unlicensed weapon to a strip club.

Hammy thinks Rev. Al Sharpton will go after Goodell if Goodell didn't punish a white guy.


That's right, Goodells a racist

Billy mentions Rapelisberger is the first white player to be punished under Goodell.

BREAK

10:38

They talk about what they want to ask Chris Jericho later.

Kiera Massette is on the phone and talks about the NFL draft.

Kiera say's she called the Giants pic when no one she was with agreed with her.

She talks about the Jets being the team with the best chance this year because of their draft.

Eddie asks her about Favre. Kiera say's everyone is hush hush about him.

Kiera say's the draft was a very exciting experience.

Billy asks who will be rookie of the year. Kiera say's it's hard to tell because there was a lot of good players in this year's draft.

Eddie asks her if anyone tried to hook up with her. She won't say who.

They wrap up and say bye.


I love this sports report

BREAK

10:54


Chris Jericho on phone

They talk about Fozzy and the new album.

Chris talks about how Fozzy got started.

Chirs say's Kiss and Ozzy Osbourne got him loving music.

They move to wrestling talk and discuss why Jericho came back.

Chris talks about what is his main goal in the business. He say's he wants to help bring up new guy's and get them ready for main event matches.

Koof asks what goes in to preparing for a major ppv match. Chris say's even though the winner is already chosen, a lot of work goes into making sure the match is good for the fans.

They discuss the Fozzy gig next Wednesday at BB Kings.

They plug the WWE ppv, the new Fozzy album and say bye.

BREAK

11:19

Eddie apologizes to the people who had the interview cut out.

Eddie brings up a game Koof made, where people guess the song Koof is humming to.

After playing the promo, Eddie is already questioning this bit.

Koof hums the first song, but sounds like an Autistic while doing such.


To steal a page from my shows book. Sorry Koof

They argue about how bad Koof hums.

Billy say's he can hum better. After some arguing, Billy try's to hum the song, but isn't that much better.

After some more arguing, they finally get through the songs. Eddie wonders why anybody would want to guess after that awful humming.

Everyone argues over the bit.

BREAK

11:39

Eddie plays some Fozzy for everyone.



Hammy say's he is loving Hooligan Jim in feedback and reads some lines.

Koof say's he has never been out on a double date before and thinks that isn't a real date, just hanging out with your chick.

They talk about the South Park episode that was censored by Comedy Central. Hammy gives a brief description of what the episode was about.

After hearing the audio from CNN about this, Eddie is disgusted by the story.


Our thoughts exactly

Hammy say's the FBI raids a 12 year olds house for downloading a Britney Spears album and charges the family millions in damages, yet a radical group posts death threats on the internet and no arrests are made.

They debate on whether the website clearly said a death threat or not.

BREAK

11:53


Robert Schimmel on phone.

He is at the Stress Factory just ready to go to a gig.

Eddie say's Robert is going through a lot of shit. He just beat cancer, his son died at 11 and is now going through a divorce. Koof gives him credit for going through all of this and making everything positive.

He talks about divorce and how the woman keeps the lifestyle the man put her in, just with the man out. He say's divorce is horrendous.

Robert tells a story about getting arrested.

Robert say's there is only so much tragedy you can go through before you just start laughing aat yourself.

They talk about how Robert takes his life stories and turns them into comedy.

Robert talks about getting drafted and going to Vietnam.

Eddie say's Robert is the toughest man he ever met.

Eddie talks about his favorite Robert Schimmel bits.

Robert talks about his first time doing stand up.

They talk about offensive jokes and how people overract about them.

Eventually, Robert goes to a taxi driver and fucks with him and after some arguing with the taxi driver, he gets out of paying the taxi fee. Eventually Robert walks into the Stress Factory for his gig. They plug his CD and say bye.

BREAK

12:20

Eddie say's Robert Schimmel killed and is a funny dude.

Eddie plugs next weeks show, which includes Jon Bell from Z100 fame speaking out about being released and the creepy dolphin fucker.

They talk about a man who ran a beastiality farm.

They talk about beastiality and Eddie mentions a story about a guy who died because a horse fucked him in the ass and tore his insides apart.

Koof bombs saying there was one whole horse power behind the fucking. Everyone laughs at his corny joke.

They discuss what gets people to the point of fucking animals.


I don't know, but it sounds interesting

Eddie wants to why people fuck animals instead of humans.

BREAK

12:38

They talk about a man who killed his wife over a hockey game.



Eddie dubs this man a real man's man because no one should fuck with a man who is watching a sporting event.

Billy is annoyed with the guy because in the news story, he tried to blame it on the dog.

Eddie say's he feels for the guy because the wife was probably controlling him.

Hammy say's not being married is a very happy thing.

Hooligan Jim calls the show and tells a story about breaking another man's leg. They couldn't go into details, so they just said he was a "Military Police".

BREAK

12:53

The "Movies That Don't Suck" contest tonight is Planes, Trains and Automobiles.



They talk about hot MILFs from older sitcoms.

They wrap up and say bye.

SHOW ENDS AT 1:01

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